jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Monday, October 17, 2011

Zachary Quinto, I salute you



Congrats to Zachary Quinto for having the courage to defy the so called Hollywood wisdom by coming out as a gay man, and in such an offhand, classy way. Referring to some of the issues of the day he simply prefixed his remarks with, "As a gay man..."

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Bibby reforms blog comments?

Dear Ted:Seriously, Ted, your boards have gone to hell. Just give the idiot Twilight-Robsten fans one board every day where they can go and fight with each other and slam any actress who is not Kristen Stewart and just give the rest of us one board that is sane. You obviously don't care enough about your readers to honestly monitor your comments section because if you did, you would see the obvious spammers. Either that or make them register.—JDear Spam Alert:I know that the spammers are annoying you; they annoy me, too. But shouldn't obnoxious people have the same rights as us? You don't agree? Fine. The boards are in the midst of an entire makeover. Stay tuned.Read more: http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/morning_mail_where_does_dreamy_jake/269133#ixzz1agI1AFDeI wonder what those reforms will be? I posted the first comment this morning saying, "The board are in the midst of an entire makeover." That's about a year too late for many long time readers.But guess what. My comment is gone. Probably flagged by one of the twit hags who rule the comments.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Steve Jobs, got the job done

"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose." Steve Jobs

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Look carefully

I saw this pic yesterday and it confused me. You know how women lie about their age, weight, and dress size? I have a friend in the film industry who says that it is not uncommon for actresses to not only remove the dresses tags on their clothes that give the size, but to then replace them with a tag with a much smaller clothing size. What a lot of trouble. But, she says that kind of thing is sacrosanct to actresses. So what is the male equivalent? It's height. George Clooney lists his height as 5'10-3/4." Pretty precise. And I believe it, because, frankly, I can see him not giving a damn. Ryan Gosling, however, is listed as 6' 1". Of course the real test of height is when people stand next to each other...allowing for things like lifts, something Tom Cruise relies heavily upon. But lifts are not only pretty easy to spot, they are ridiculous. George Clooney make himself ridiculous? I don't think so. So sorry for everyone having problems commenting. What a bitch. If it's any comfort, this isn't formatting the way I typed it.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

I refuse

The trailer and poster for the movie "The Human Centipede II" is out. I refuse to click on either even for an instant. Some people seem to think that something can be so degraded and gross as to be fascinating. Not in this case. Not for me.

Friday, September 9, 2011

9-11-2001 Ten Years

It's been 10 years come Sunday. I'm sure we have a lot of memories. I remember when Jon Stewart put his show back on the air he said, "There's only so long you can hide under your desk, sucking your thumb and crying."

I remember I was home, trying to log onto my office server to check my orders. It couldn't get a connection and the last time that had happened there had been a disaster, so I turned on the TV news. The first plane had already hit and the second struck the other tower as I watched live. I sat sobbing in my chair when the first tower collapsed and then the second one did too. I remember thinking I should try to call my daughter who had just moved from NY to Philadelphia two weeks before with her fiance. I knew all of her friends still lived in NY and that he had worked in the Towers. But I didn't have the courage until that night. "Elizabeth," I asked her, "do you realize you probably saved Darren's life when you convinced him to go back to school and move to Pennsylvania?" "It's barely left my mind," she answered. He's now the father of their two children, my two beautiful grandchildren.

I was listening to two Chicago FBI agents being interviewed this morning on public radio. They talked about being sent to the crash scene in Pennsylvania and since the other crash sites were physically impenetrable, they became the lead for clues. They found the passport and check book of the terrorist pilot almost immediately, completely readable. And then they talked about picking up human remains. "We had to remain emotionally unattached. Too much depended upon us being clear headed. But after a few days we looked up at the ridge and the family members of those who had died were up there watching us. The entire site fell silent for a moment. After they left we found the area littered with momentos the families had left, pictures and letters, and we could hardly bear it. But we had to return to the site, the families deserved it and the country depended up it."

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Press hysteria

Here's my favorite headline about Reese's bumpy with a car.

Is Reese Witherspoon an Extreme Exerciser?

After those pix with her in a bikini from Hawaii, I'd guess not.

And here's my favorite chicken little piece.

Witherspoon vs car a lesson for all

A morning jog almost ended in the loss of one of America’s sweethearts- Reese Witherspoon. This seems like an isolated incident, but it could be a starting trend if people are not careful.

The “Walk the Line” star was taken down by an 84-year old woman at 20 miles per hour while on her morning jog in Santa Monica. Seems like an innocent mistake? Wrong.

Reese is not the only female celebrity jogger in danger of a painful metal battering ram. Or any jogger in fact. Earlier this summer a 64-year-old woman was hit and killed by a 20-year-old driver. No age gap is safe.

Witherspoon is not the only celebrity fitness junky that is in danger of car-on-movie star violence. This list of sweaty stars are a target for suburban near-death experiences.


Earlier this summer a woman was killed by a driver some where in America. It's an epidemic! That's never happened before. Wrap up all of our celebrities in cotton wool.

By the way, Reese sustained a quarter size abrasion to her face. And this is the week of the 10th anniversary of 9-11. 'Nough said.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Oh, Johnny, I hardly know ya



This is Johnny Depp last night at the GQ Man of the Year thingee. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FACE?!?

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Michael Fassbender in Shame


So Michael Fassbender has a new movie just being shown at the Venice Film Festival called Shame. One of the movie critics wrote briefly after seeing the film, "I can now draw Michael Fassbender's pubic hair from memory." Full frontal, and lots of it. “Driven by a brilliant, ferocious performance by Michael Fassbender, Shame is a real walk on the wild side, a scorching look at a case of sexual addiction that’s as all-encompassing as a craving for drugs,” THR reports.

Another reason to skip the Oscars

Eddie Murphy: Oscars Hosting Gig Confirmed

Eddie Murphy will host the the 2012 Academy Awards, JustJared.com can confirm.

The 50-year-old comedian will team up with producers Brett Ratner and Don Mischer for his first Oscars hosting gig!

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Jakey growing a new beard?



Jake Gyllenhaal & Rashida Jones spend the afternoon together as they hit up Cafe Gratitude on Sunday (September 4) in Los Angeles.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Who likes white people?

http://dlisted.com/2011/08/29/presented-almost-without-comment-michele-bachmann-asks-real-questions

Please listen to Michelle Bachman here. But maybe you should tie your jaw shut so that it doesn't hit the table. What happened to the founding principles of our nation, separation of church and state? This is just the kind of crap that initiated those principles.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Teddy says , "Hi!"



He has joined a team at his job, and he's the only man on his team. He says all the women have adopted him, giving him rides to and from work, and offering to take him places. He's even getting up early to join one at breakfast. Does anyone have Rick's phone number?

Teddy wants me to tell y'all that he called me his first night in Illinois to ask me to call him at 6am the next morning to wake him up as his alarm didn't seem to be working. I was just getting ready to drive my grand to school the following morning, 7:15, when I remembered to call Teddy. He answered the phone with, "Good job, Tish." You will have to imagine the sarcastic southern drawl. Well, we live to please. And he got that alarm fixed, by god.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Les Miserables

Too bad Teddy is off-line now. But on the chance he has a computer moment, I wanted to post this:

Emma Watson in Les Misérables?
[Tom] Hooper has been casting his musical over the summer and already has the considerable coups of [Hugh] Jackman as Jean Valjean, the escaped and reformed prisoner who is struggling to survive during the French revolution and with Master & Commander and A Beautiful Mind co-stars Russell Crowe and Paul Bettany both battling over the role of Inspector Javert, Valjean’s arch nemesis. That movie was being setup for a February 2012 start date but Universal really believe in the film and are pushing for it to shoot this fall so it can hit the Awards season of next year.

Casting is getting aggressive and industry tracking site It’s On The Grid report that Hayden Panettiere, Miranda Cosgrove, Lucy Hale and Emma Watson are being courted for Eponine and Cosette with Amy Adams and Rebecca Hall wanted for Fantine.

Oscar nominated King’s Speech actors Geoffrey Rush (as Thenardier) and Helena Bonham Carter (as Madame Thenardierare) are also in early talks to re-team with Hooper for the musical.


I know Hugh And Helen can sing, I just hope the rest of them can too.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

WELCOME!


We welcome a new member to our little family. Judes' new baby, looking all judgmental yet tolerant and loving.