This blog was named after a long lost blogger pal of mine. It was created so my other blogger pals and I from the Awful Truth can avoid the twitards and have meaningful and intelligent conversations. WARNING: This is a Twilight, Paris Hilton, Lilo & Kardouchian free no zone. Any posts regarding the aforementioned will be promptly deleted and the poster will be blocked from making any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
Friday, December 31, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Congratulations Shaftarella on Your Impending Nuptials!!!
your girlfriends (Tisha, Judes & LFJ) are already in the process of planning your wedding shower.
Monday, December 27, 2010
A New Year Approaches: Do you have any resolutions?
i already made an early resolution relative to stop calling my sweet princess "bibbette". oops! that resolution just went down the proverbial drain!!!
Friday, December 24, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Saturday, December 18, 2010
wtf?!? i leave my prestigious blog unattended for just 1 day...
although i did leave it in what i thought was the capable hands of Tisha, and it turns into a rowdy romp of sexual innuendos twixt Judes & Roc.
am sure glad i posted that adult warning content page!
am sure glad i posted that adult warning content page!
Thursday, December 16, 2010
bibby wants to screw Judes!!!!
and he called her a bitcher!!!
Dear Ted:
Poor Ted, what will you do after the last installment of Twi crap is done? You have alienated most of your loyal readers by having tripled and quadruple daily Twigasms and blowing off everything else. I thought you were trying to redeem yourself by bringing Toothy Tile back to the forefront, but that was very short lived on your part. Now it seems you are just randomly Vice-ing to try for more hits because the Twi nuts are all in school during the day! I want a Hugh Jackman story. Or a Daniel Craig story. Or how about more Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream? You haven't said anything about Nicole Kidman in forever. I'm sorry, but the world does not revolve around Twilight. I want the old snarky Ted back please.
—Judes
Dear Bitcher:
Screw you and your complaints, does that work? (I write about who I want to write about, FYI.)
Dear Ted:
Poor Ted, what will you do after the last installment of Twi crap is done? You have alienated most of your loyal readers by having tripled and quadruple daily Twigasms and blowing off everything else. I thought you were trying to redeem yourself by bringing Toothy Tile back to the forefront, but that was very short lived on your part. Now it seems you are just randomly Vice-ing to try for more hits because the Twi nuts are all in school during the day! I want a Hugh Jackman story. Or a Daniel Craig story. Or how about more Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream? You haven't said anything about Nicole Kidman in forever. I'm sorry, but the world does not revolve around Twilight. I want the old snarky Ted back please.
—Judes
Dear Bitcher:
Screw you and your complaints, does that work? (I write about who I want to write about, FYI.)
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Gwyneth Paltrow Hosted Jake Gyllenhaal And Taylor Swift For Dinner:
Thanks, Gwyneth! Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift came out as a couple on Thanksgiving, but it was an earlier meal that brought them together, reports Us Weekly.
Turns out, the turkey day love birds were hosted by Gwyneth Paltrow at a dinner party at her London home.
"Gwyneth seems to have played a role in their relationship," the source told Us, intimating that the Oscar winning actress set up the new "it" couple in Hollywood.
Turns out, the turkey day love birds were hosted by Gwyneth Paltrow at a dinner party at her London home.
"Gwyneth seems to have played a role in their relationship," the source told Us, intimating that the Oscar winning actress set up the new "it" couple in Hollywood.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Reese Witherspoon Approves of "Really Sweet" Kristen Stewart
from the A.T. that's it...i've had it...am no longer going to defend that slut and will never, ever watch Legally Blond again!!!
Monday, December 6, 2010
Blind Vice: Hollywood Hunk Wants TO Go Gay!
check out today's BV @ the AT
(http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b214101_blind_vice_hollywood_hunk_wants_go_gay.html#comments)
and give us your guess.
(http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b214101_blind_vice_hollywood_hunk_wants_go_gay.html#comments)
and give us your guess.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Taylor Swift is EW's Entertainer of the Year...
Jake must have seen this coming a mile away and said to himself, "I need me a new beard so why not this one?"
hey, way to pick 'em Jake!!!
hey, way to pick 'em Jake!!!
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
happy december 2010
"Deep in December it's nice to remember
altho you know the snow will follow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember
without the hurt the heart is hollow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember
the fire of September that made us mellow.
Deep in December our hearts should remember and
follow, follow, follow." - Try to Remember (from the Fantastiks)
altho you know the snow will follow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember
without the hurt the heart is hollow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember
the fire of September that made us mellow.
Deep in December our hearts should remember and
follow, follow, follow." - Try to Remember (from the Fantastiks)
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