New Blind Vice from Gossip Boy

Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Meet Donny DivaSmith
Donny DivaSmith is a well known actor who has spread his wings throughout Hollywood for years. He started out as a charmer to work with. Very polite and respectful, just like his mama raised him to be. And that is what got him the attention of the ladies on the sets.

Donny loved the ladies, but he had no idea how to work them. Talk about embarrassing, this poor guy once turned to ice when a stunning A list woman introduced herself. After that failure, a co-star of his took DDS under his playboy wing and schooled the actor on how to date in HW.


The plan backfired in my eyes because soon DDS became our generations Casanova, putting guys like Colin Farrell to shame. DDS then realized he could have everything he wanted, exactly how he wanted it. His OCD seems to have kicked in because his friends say that he began demanding things on set be a certain way or else he walked off. One day he proved his point, holding up filming because his water was kept in a cooler directly with the ice instead of being stored in an air tight sealed bag to keep the "ice germs" from contaminating the bottle of water.

He has begun to demand that his conquests shower completely before they have sex and allow him to manicure their lawn. He feels that the germs could possibly hurt his award winning member. He recently tried that with a female co-star,who laughed her ass of while she got dressed and left.

His current co-stars have had it with his ridiculous requests and time consuming rants that they have begun to tamper with his trailer. Hope he gets a new toothbrush soon. Then again, he is so clean, how dirty could his toilet have really been?

It's Not:
Alexander Skarsgard
Ryan Gosling
Ryan Reynolds

Any blind vices about this?

It's being reported today that Will & Jada have separated. Aw shucks. See, having sex in every room in your house, the green room of every interview show, AND your friends houses during visits, doesn't buy domestic bliss.

I'm surprised since I don't think they had what one might call a conventional marriage and seemed to have fallen in a routine of covering up for one another.

P.S. Our fearless leader is presently without a computer and until he gets a laptop and has the time to get on line, we will have to do this without w4g.

What? What's this I hear?

A little birdy....OK it was a great big Teddy Bear...told me that someone dear to us is (temporarily) moving to Illinois, Downer's Grove, for a contract job. NOT a hand job, NOT a blow job, a contract job.

Gotta get this party started.

Welcome back, Roc!

I'm glad whatever issues you had that were keeping you off the blog cleared up.

Oh, Jake

Yesterday I shared with you what Reese is looking like post-Jake and here's Jake post- Reese & Taylor. Hopefully it's only this role that requires Jakey to look like a schlub.

Seriously?

E! posted the following blurb next to this recent pic of Reese:

"When you look this good, forget the line and walk the beach instead.

Reese Witherspoon showed off her sexy self over the weekend by way of a two-piece bikini while vacationing in Hawaii with her two children and new hubby, Jim Toth.

But it wasn't just the Oscar winner's cute curves that were on display as she enjoyed a little fun in the sun.

Reese also offered up a much better glimpse than the one we got over the Fourth of July weekend of her new tummy tattoo.

Yup. When it comes to hot bods, this Election star definitely gets our vote!"

You should know that many if not most of E!'s lead talent is repped by Jim Toth, Reese's husband. I cannot think of any other reason anyone would seriously say Reese looks "good," "sexy," "cute, and, "hot" here.

As for me, it's well known I don't like this chick so, yes, I rather enjoy the picture. I think she looks as bad as her disposition.

Bert & Ernie are NOT gay

(from Movieline.com) In the grand tradition of the Tinky Winky Teletuby who was constantly dogged by speculation that he is gay, fellow pre-school characters Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street too have been battling rumors that they're a closeted gay couple. The chatter picked up tremendously in the past few weeks with online petitions asking for the two roommates to get married, prompting the producers of the PBS children's series to issue the following very awkward statement:

“Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.”

Is outing a form a gay bashing?

http://www.gaelick.com/2011/08/have-the-ethics-of-outing-changed/17315/

Ellen Page was outed recently. The author of the post said that she should be outed because although she openly supports gay rights she remains in the closet. Wha? So one can not support gay rights without being outed? Only heteros need apply? Something wrong with that thinking.

Good-bye for now Chloe - R.I.P.

The Rainbow Bridge inspired by a Norse legend By the edge of a woods, at the foot of a hill, Is a lush, green meadow where time stands still. Where the friends of man and woman do run, When their time on earth is over and done. For here, between this world and the next, Is a place where each beloved creature finds rest. On this golden land, they wait and they play, Till the Rainbow Bridge they cross over one day. No more do they suffer, in pain or in sadness, For here they are whole, their lives filled with gladness. Their limbs are restored, their health renewed, Their bodies have healed, with strength imbued. They romp through the grass, without even a care, Until one day they start, and sniff at the air. All ears prick forward, eyes dart front and back, Then all of a sudden, one breaks from the pack. For just at that instant, their eyes have met; Together again, both person and pet. So they run to each other, these friends from long past, The time of their parting is over at last. The sadness they felt while they were apart, Has turned into joy once more in each heart. They embrace with a love that will last forever, And then, side-by-side, they cross over… together.

© 1998 Steve and Diane Bodofsky.

Sailing upon the Sea Organization

I read today that the Scientology Celebrity Center in LA celebrated its 42 anniversary this weekend. Remember a while back when Bibby had a survey asking what fact about a celeb would turn you away from them with no hope of redemption. I'm sorry to say that some people said, "Being a Scientologist." I'm sorry, because I didn't think of it myself. Although I think someone can drink or do drugs and get cleaned up...crack up and be rehabilitated...cheat on their significant other and find loyal happiness in another relationship...neglect their kids and live to regret it...I think that anyone who remains in the cult that is called the Church of Scientology is too whack to EVER take seriously.

Here are some celebs who you may or may not know are Scientologists:

Jerry Seinfeld - although he denies it, he DOES admit, "I took a couple courses a number of years ago that I thought were fabulous. I learned a lot and I had a good experience with it. I think the stuff I learned there really did help me a lot."

Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith - also deny it, but have founded a private elementary school, which their children attend whenever they bother to go to school, based on Scientology principles.

Sony Bono - OK, technically he's dead. But at the time of his death he had been a practitioner for a while. "I Got You Babe," takes on a whole new meaning. Mimi Rogers, Tom Cruise's first wife introduced Sony to the "religion" and she also converted Tom. Mimi has a lot to answer for.

Nancy Cartwright - the voice of Bart Simpson. So, yes, Bart is a Scientologist.

Isaac Hayes - also dead. But can you believe he was a Scientologist? Believe.

Greta Van Susteren - Fox commentator. I never liked this chick and now I know why.

Beck - He's a second generation whacko. His mother was the midwife at the birth of another Scientologist, Giovanni Ribisi (and his twin sister.)

Charles Manson - actually, I'm cheating. Although CM studied Scientology in his youth, he found it too bizarre and left before he founded his murderous cult.

Time, you Thief, you Robber, you Despoiler of Youth

Harrison Ford this week, looking half bald, tired, and slumped. Also here's Harrison Ford of an earlier time in all of his craggy glory, spitting at Father Time and giving us all that half smile. WHAAAA! (runs away sobbing)

Dream Baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNymGv5MktY



Are our dreams our fantasies or just random shit? Do our dreams speak to us or only babble nonsense? Lots of scientific stuff written about it, but I remain unconvinced that our dreams are anything other than an outlet for all the information that slams into us day in and day out mixed together with our emotions.

I rarely remember dreams. Sometimes I wake up with an image or a thought but it quickly disappears. Now DAYdreams, that's another story. I daydream aaaaallll the time, creating little stories that accompany me as I go about my day. I've always done it, even as a young child. It's just part of my DNA. I daydream about meeting all of you, that's for sure.

say good-bye to itsjake (aka its tish)

it appears that this blog is dying a slow death so i'm puttin' it to sleep...please say your good-byes and express your condolences.

and thank you all for being a part of this blog.

"best new movie in town" Roger Ebert

We're talking about "Terry. " If I wasn't such a neophyte I'd add a link to the trailer. But look it up. It's about a high school kid who is an outsider. Every one of my closest friends describe themselves as outsiders in high school, or at the very least, "weird." Let's hear it for high school outsiders. Seriously, lets hear from you.

Demi Lovato & Ryan Phillippe

She's 18. He's 36. It may seem crazy to some, but E! News has learned exclusively that these two are just crazy about each other

Ouch!!!

Police: Woman jailed after cutting off husband's penis.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/13/california.penis.knifing/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn

Happy 4th of July!!!

Report: Olivia Wilde And Jake Gyllenhaal Get Touchy-Feely

Tron's Olivia Wilde and the extremely sexy Jake Gyllenhaal are hooking up, according to online reports.
Reports claim the two stars were seen getting "touchy-feely" while hanging at Hollywood hot spot Chateau Marmont. Witnesses say although the two "weren't making a scene with PDA," there was definitely "flirting going on."
The eyewitness adds that at one point, Jake had Olivia's hand. What a hot visual!
Reps for both actors would not confirm nor deny the report.

- this post is compliments of my sweet princess, Tisha.

who is Crotch Uh-Lastic?!?

everybody seems to think it's James Franco. but is the dude rich enuf to afford his own private plane and pilot and take his "tricks" on dates around the world? just askin'...

click on the following AT link for more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b247972_blind_vice_crotch_uh-lastic_takes_sexy.html

Caught! Jake Gyllenhaal's Bromantic Movie Date

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b245205_caught_jake_gyllenhaals_bromantic_movie.html