jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Friday, December 31, 2010

counting down...

my thanks to Tisha, Judes, LFJ & the Rocster for making 2010 a very special year.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Congratulations Shaftarella on Your Impending Nuptials!!!

your girlfriends (Tisha, Judes & LFJ) are already in the process of planning your wedding shower.

Monday, December 27, 2010

A New Year Approaches: Do you have any resolutions?

i already made an early resolution relative to stop calling my sweet princess "bibbette". oops! that resolution just went down the proverbial drain!!!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Saturday, December 18, 2010

wtf?!? i leave my prestigious blog unattended for just 1 day...

although i did leave it in what i thought was the capable hands of Tisha, and it turns into a rowdy romp of sexual innuendos twixt Judes & Roc.

am sure glad i posted that adult warning content page!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

bibby wants to screw Judes!!!!

and he called her a bitcher!!!


Dear Ted:
Poor Ted, what will you do after the last installment of Twi crap is done? You have alienated most of your loyal readers by having tripled and quadruple daily Twigasms and blowing off everything else. I thought you were trying to redeem yourself by bringing Toothy Tile back to the forefront, but that was very short lived on your part. Now it seems you are just randomly Vice-ing to try for more hits because the Twi nuts are all in school during the day! I want a Hugh Jackman story. Or a Daniel Craig story. Or how about more Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream? You haven't said anything about Nicole Kidman in forever. I'm sorry, but the world does not revolve around Twilight. I want the old snarky Ted back please.
—Judes

Dear Bitcher:
Screw you and your complaints, does that work? (I write about who I want to write about, FYI.)

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Gwyneth Paltrow Hosted Jake Gyllenhaal And Taylor Swift For Dinner:

Thanks, Gwyneth! Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift came out as a couple on Thanksgiving, but it was an earlier meal that brought them together, reports Us Weekly.

Turns out, the turkey day love birds were hosted by Gwyneth Paltrow at a dinner party at her London home.

"Gwyneth seems to have played a role in their relationship," the source told Us, intimating that the Oscar winning actress set up the new "it" couple in Hollywood.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Reese Witherspoon Approves of "Really Sweet" Kristen Stewart

from the A.T. that's it...i've had it...am no longer going to defend that slut and will never, ever watch Legally Blond again!!!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Blind Vice: Hollywood Hunk Wants TO Go Gay!

check out today's BV @ the AT
(http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b214101_blind_vice_hollywood_hunk_wants_go_gay.html#comments)

and give us your guess.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Taylor Swift is EW's Entertainer of the Year...

Jake must have seen this coming a mile away and said to himself, "I need me a new beard so why not this one?"

hey, way to pick 'em Jake!!!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

happy december 2010

"Deep in December it's nice to remember
altho you know the snow will follow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember
without the hurt the heart is hollow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember
the fire of September that made us mellow.
Deep in December our hearts should remember and
follow, follow, follow." - Try to Remember (from the Fantastiks)

Monday, November 29, 2010

Happy Birthday Judes!!!

"It takes a long time to become young."
- Pablo Picasso

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age."
- Robert Frost

Friday, November 26, 2010

happy holidays

“Like ornaments, thoughts of special people brighten the season and warm our hearts.” - unknown

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

happy thanksgiving

"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them." -JFK

Thursday, November 18, 2010

banned from bibby!!!

is anybody else having any trouble posting comments on AT? every time i attempt to post a comment it keeps telling me i'm entering an invalid "captcha". wtf is a "captcha" anyways? does this mean i have been banned from commenting on the site - me, the great and powerful W4G. how dare they!!!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

we love you Roc!!!

29.
Roc Wed, Nov 17, 2010, 9:28 AM

Hey W4G, I'm not worthy of your blog at the moment. Been battling depression and don't want to bring the high level of energy down at your place! Now that I've got that out of my system I think it is time to return. To Bibby; a harmless comment such as "he likes her dil doe collection" gets taken down??? Someone is way too sensitive! To ROC, if ever we have to sign in I already have "Roc" as registered as an avatar, maybe using caps will work too though if it comes to that.