jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Monday, November 14, 2011

Big Deal


Kendall Jenner received a $90,000 car for her 16th birthday present from her totally functional family. Big deal. I got a car for my 16th birthday too. So OK. It didn't cost $90,000. And OK, it was entirely imaginary. But it's the same thing.

My question is, what are they going to get her in the future? I think they should buy her her own country when she turns 18, because no one here will be able to stand her.

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