jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Monday, August 29, 2011

Who likes white people?

http://dlisted.com/2011/08/29/presented-almost-without-comment-michele-bachmann-asks-real-questions

Please listen to Michelle Bachman here. But maybe you should tie your jaw shut so that it doesn't hit the table. What happened to the founding principles of our nation, separation of church and state? This is just the kind of crap that initiated those principles.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Teddy says , "Hi!"



He has joined a team at his job, and he's the only man on his team. He says all the women have adopted him, giving him rides to and from work, and offering to take him places. He's even getting up early to join one at breakfast. Does anyone have Rick's phone number?

Teddy wants me to tell y'all that he called me his first night in Illinois to ask me to call him at 6am the next morning to wake him up as his alarm didn't seem to be working. I was just getting ready to drive my grand to school the following morning, 7:15, when I remembered to call Teddy. He answered the phone with, "Good job, Tish." You will have to imagine the sarcastic southern drawl. Well, we live to please. And he got that alarm fixed, by god.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Les Miserables

Too bad Teddy is off-line now. But on the chance he has a computer moment, I wanted to post this:

Emma Watson in Les Misérables?
[Tom] Hooper has been casting his musical over the summer and already has the considerable coups of [Hugh] Jackman as Jean Valjean, the escaped and reformed prisoner who is struggling to survive during the French revolution and with Master & Commander and A Beautiful Mind co-stars Russell Crowe and Paul Bettany both battling over the role of Inspector Javert, Valjean’s arch nemesis. That movie was being setup for a February 2012 start date but Universal really believe in the film and are pushing for it to shoot this fall so it can hit the Awards season of next year.

Casting is getting aggressive and industry tracking site It’s On The Grid report that Hayden Panettiere, Miranda Cosgrove, Lucy Hale and Emma Watson are being courted for Eponine and Cosette with Amy Adams and Rebecca Hall wanted for Fantine.

Oscar nominated King’s Speech actors Geoffrey Rush (as Thenardier) and Helena Bonham Carter (as Madame Thenardierare) are also in early talks to re-team with Hooper for the musical.


I know Hugh And Helen can sing, I just hope the rest of them can too.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

WELCOME!


We welcome a new member to our little family. Judes' new baby, looking all judgmental yet tolerant and loving.

New Blind Vice from Gossip Boy

Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Meet Donny DivaSmith
Donny DivaSmith is a well known actor who has spread his wings throughout Hollywood for years. He started out as a charmer to work with. Very polite and respectful, just like his mama raised him to be. And that is what got him the attention of the ladies on the sets.

Donny loved the ladies, but he had no idea how to work them. Talk about embarrassing, this poor guy once turned to ice when a stunning A list woman introduced herself. After that failure, a co-star of his took DDS under his playboy wing and schooled the actor on how to date in HW.


The plan backfired in my eyes because soon DDS became our generations Casanova, putting guys like Colin Farrell to shame. DDS then realized he could have everything he wanted, exactly how he wanted it. His OCD seems to have kicked in because his friends say that he began demanding things on set be a certain way or else he walked off. One day he proved his point, holding up filming because his water was kept in a cooler directly with the ice instead of being stored in an air tight sealed bag to keep the "ice germs" from contaminating the bottle of water.

He has begun to demand that his conquests shower completely before they have sex and allow him to manicure their lawn. He feels that the germs could possibly hurt his award winning member. He recently tried that with a female co-star,who laughed her ass of while she got dressed and left.

His current co-stars have had it with his ridiculous requests and time consuming rants that they have begun to tamper with his trailer. Hope he gets a new toothbrush soon. Then again, he is so clean, how dirty could his toilet have really been?

It's Not:
Alexander Skarsgard
Ryan Gosling
Ryan Reynolds

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Any blind vices about this?


It's being reported today that Will & Jada have separated. Aw shucks. See, having sex in every room in your house, the green room of every interview show, AND your friends houses during visits, doesn't buy domestic bliss.

I'm surprised since I don't think they had what one might call a conventional marriage and seemed to have fallen in a routine of covering up for one another.

P.S. Our fearless leader is presently without a computer and until he gets a laptop and has the time to get on line, we will have to do this without w4g.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

What? What's this I hear?

A little birdy....OK it was a great big Teddy Bear...told me that someone dear to us is (temporarily) moving to Illinois, Downer's Grove, for a contract job. NOT a hand job, NOT a blow job, a contract job.

Gotta get this party started.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Welcome back, Roc!


I'm glad whatever issues you had that were keeping you off the blog cleared up.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Oh, Jake



Yesterday I shared with you what Reese is looking like post-Jake and here's Jake post- Reese & Taylor. Hopefully it's only this role that requires Jakey to look like a schlub.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Seriously?



E! posted the following blurb next to this recent pic of Reese:

"When you look this good, forget the line and walk the beach instead.

Reese Witherspoon showed off her sexy self over the weekend by way of a two-piece bikini while vacationing in Hawaii with her two children and new hubby, Jim Toth.

But it wasn't just the Oscar winner's cute curves that were on display as she enjoyed a little fun in the sun.

Reese also offered up a much better glimpse than the one we got over the Fourth of July weekend of her new tummy tattoo.

Yup. When it comes to hot bods, this Election star definitely gets our vote!"

You should know that many if not most of E!'s lead talent is repped by Jim Toth, Reese's husband. I cannot think of any other reason anyone would seriously say Reese looks "good," "sexy," "cute, and, "hot" here.

As for me, it's well known I don't like this chick so, yes, I rather enjoy the picture. I think she looks as bad as her disposition.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Bert & Ernie are NOT gay


(from Movieline.com) In the grand tradition of the Tinky Winky Teletuby who was constantly dogged by speculation that he is gay, fellow pre-school characters Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street too have been battling rumors that they're a closeted gay couple. The chatter picked up tremendously in the past few weeks with online petitions asking for the two roommates to get married, prompting the producers of the PBS children's series to issue the following very awkward statement:

“Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.”

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Is outing a form a gay bashing?


http://www.gaelick.com/2011/08/have-the-ethics-of-outing-changed/17315/

Ellen Page was outed recently. The author of the post said that she should be outed because although she openly supports gay rights she remains in the closet. Wha? So one can not support gay rights without being outed? Only heteros need apply? Something wrong with that thinking.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Good-bye for now Chloe - R.I.P.

The Rainbow Bridge

inspired by a Norse legend

By the edge of a woods, at the foot of a hill,
Is a lush, green meadow where time stands still.
Where the friends of man and woman do run,
When their time on earth is over and done.
For here, between this world and the next,
Is a place where each beloved creature finds rest.
On this golden land, they wait and they play,
Till the Rainbow Bridge they cross over one day.
No more do they suffer, in pain or in sadness,
For here they are whole, their lives filled with gladness.
Their limbs are restored, their health renewed,
Their bodies have healed, with strength imbued.
They romp through the grass, without even a care,
Until one day they start, and sniff at the air.
All ears prick forward, eyes dart front and back,
Then all of a sudden, one breaks from the pack.
For just at that instant, their eyes have met;
Together again, both person and pet.
So they run to each other, these friends from long past,
The time of their parting is over at last.
The sadness they felt while they were apart,
Has turned into joy once more in each heart.
They embrace with a love that will last forever,
And then, side-by-side, they cross over… together.
© 1998 Steve and Diane Bodofsky.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Sailing upon the Sea Organization


I read today that the Scientology Celebrity Center in LA celebrated its 42 anniversary this weekend. Remember a while back when Bibby had a survey asking what fact about a celeb would turn you away from them with no hope of redemption. I'm sorry to say that some people said, "Being a Scientologist." I'm sorry, because I didn't think of it myself. Although I think someone can drink or do drugs and get cleaned up...crack up and be rehabilitated...cheat on their significant other and find loyal happiness in another relationship...neglect their kids and live to regret it...I think that anyone who remains in the cult that is called the Church of Scientology is too whack to EVER take seriously.

Here are some celebs who you may or may not know are Scientologists:

Jerry Seinfeld - although he denies it, he DOES admit, "I took a couple courses a number of years ago that I thought were fabulous. I learned a lot and I had a good experience with it. I think the stuff I learned there really did help me a lot."

Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith - also deny it, but have founded a private elementary school, which their children attend whenever they bother to go to school, based on Scientology principles.

Sony Bono - OK, technically he's dead. But at the time of his death he had been a practitioner for a while. "I Got You Babe," takes on a whole new meaning. Mimi Rogers, Tom Cruise's first wife introduced Sony to the "religion" and she also converted Tom. Mimi has a lot to answer for.

Nancy Cartwright - the voice of Bart Simpson. So, yes, Bart is a Scientologist.

Isaac Hayes - also dead. But can you believe he was a Scientologist? Believe.

Greta Van Susteren - Fox commentator. I never liked this chick and now I know why.

Beck - He's a second generation whacko. His mother was the midwife at the birth of another Scientologist, Giovanni Ribisi (and his twin sister.)

Charles Manson - actually, I'm cheating. Although CM studied Scientology in his youth, he found it too bizarre and left before he founded his murderous cult.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Time, you Thief, you Robber, you Despoiler of Youth



Harrison Ford this week, looking half bald, tired, and slumped. Also here's Harrison Ford of an earlier time in all of his craggy glory, spitting at Father Time and giving us all that half smile. WHAAAA! (runs away sobbing)

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Dream Baby


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNymGv5MktY



Are our dreams our fantasies or just random shit? Do our dreams speak to us or only babble nonsense? Lots of scientific stuff written about it, but I remain unconvinced that our dreams are anything other than an outlet for all the information that slams into us day in and day out mixed together with our emotions.

I rarely remember dreams. Sometimes I wake up with an image or a thought but it quickly disappears. Now DAYdreams, that's another story. I daydream aaaaallll the time, creating little stories that accompany me as I go about my day. I've always done it, even as a young child. It's just part of my DNA. I daydream about meeting all of you, that's for sure.

Monday, August 1, 2011

say good-bye to itsjake (aka its tish)

it appears that this blog is dying a slow death so i'm puttin' it to sleep...please say your good-byes and express your condolences.

and thank you all for being a part of this blog.