jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Friday, December 31, 2010

counting down...

my thanks to Tisha, Judes, LFJ & the Rocster for making 2010 a very special year.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Monday, December 27, 2010

A New Year Approaches: Do you have any resolutions?

i already made an early resolution relative to stop calling my sweet princess "bibbette". oops! that resolution just went down the proverbial drain!!!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Saturday, December 18, 2010

wtf?!? i leave my prestigious blog unattended for just 1 day...

although i did leave it in what i thought was the capable hands of Tisha, and it turns into a rowdy romp of sexual innuendos twixt Judes & Roc.

am sure glad i posted that adult warning content page!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

bibby wants to screw Judes!!!!

and he called her a bitcher!!!


Dear Ted:
Poor Ted, what will you do after the last installment of Twi crap is done? You have alienated most of your loyal readers by having tripled and quadruple daily Twigasms and blowing off everything else. I thought you were trying to redeem yourself by bringing Toothy Tile back to the forefront, but that was very short lived on your part. Now it seems you are just randomly Vice-ing to try for more hits because the Twi nuts are all in school during the day! I want a Hugh Jackman story. Or a Daniel Craig story. Or how about more Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream? You haven't said anything about Nicole Kidman in forever. I'm sorry, but the world does not revolve around Twilight. I want the old snarky Ted back please.
—Judes

Dear Bitcher:
Screw you and your complaints, does that work? (I write about who I want to write about, FYI.)

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Gwyneth Paltrow Hosted Jake Gyllenhaal And Taylor Swift For Dinner:

Thanks, Gwyneth! Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift came out as a couple on Thanksgiving, but it was an earlier meal that brought them together, reports Us Weekly.

Turns out, the turkey day love birds were hosted by Gwyneth Paltrow at a dinner party at her London home.

"Gwyneth seems to have played a role in their relationship," the source told Us, intimating that the Oscar winning actress set up the new "it" couple in Hollywood.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Reese Witherspoon Approves of "Really Sweet" Kristen Stewart

from the A.T. that's it...i've had it...am no longer going to defend that slut and will never, ever watch Legally Blond again!!!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Blind Vice: Hollywood Hunk Wants TO Go Gay!

check out today's BV @ the AT
(http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b214101_blind_vice_hollywood_hunk_wants_go_gay.html#comments)

and give us your guess.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Taylor Swift is EW's Entertainer of the Year...

Jake must have seen this coming a mile away and said to himself, "I need me a new beard so why not this one?"

hey, way to pick 'em Jake!!!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

happy december 2010

"Deep in December it's nice to remember
altho you know the snow will follow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember
without the hurt the heart is hollow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember
the fire of September that made us mellow.
Deep in December our hearts should remember and
follow, follow, follow." - Try to Remember (from the Fantastiks)