jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Friday, December 31, 2010

counting down...

my thanks to Tisha, Judes, LFJ & the Rocster for making 2010 a very special year.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Monday, December 27, 2010

A New Year Approaches: Do you have any resolutions?

i already made an early resolution relative to stop calling my sweet princess "bibbette". oops! that resolution just went down the proverbial drain!!!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Saturday, December 18, 2010

wtf?!? i leave my prestigious blog unattended for just 1 day...

although i did leave it in what i thought was the capable hands of Tisha, and it turns into a rowdy romp of sexual innuendos twixt Judes & Roc.

am sure glad i posted that adult warning content page!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

bibby wants to screw Judes!!!!

and he called her a bitcher!!!


Dear Ted:
Poor Ted, what will you do after the last installment of Twi crap is done? You have alienated most of your loyal readers by having tripled and quadruple daily Twigasms and blowing off everything else. I thought you were trying to redeem yourself by bringing Toothy Tile back to the forefront, but that was very short lived on your part. Now it seems you are just randomly Vice-ing to try for more hits because the Twi nuts are all in school during the day! I want a Hugh Jackman story. Or a Daniel Craig story. Or how about more Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream? You haven't said anything about Nicole Kidman in forever. I'm sorry, but the world does not revolve around Twilight. I want the old snarky Ted back please.
—Judes

Dear Bitcher:
Screw you and your complaints, does that work? (I write about who I want to write about, FYI.)

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Gwyneth Paltrow Hosted Jake Gyllenhaal And Taylor Swift For Dinner:

Thanks, Gwyneth! Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift came out as a couple on Thanksgiving, but it was an earlier meal that brought them together, reports Us Weekly.

Turns out, the turkey day love birds were hosted by Gwyneth Paltrow at a dinner party at her London home.

"Gwyneth seems to have played a role in their relationship," the source told Us, intimating that the Oscar winning actress set up the new "it" couple in Hollywood.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Reese Witherspoon Approves of "Really Sweet" Kristen Stewart

from the A.T. that's it...i've had it...am no longer going to defend that slut and will never, ever watch Legally Blond again!!!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Blind Vice: Hollywood Hunk Wants TO Go Gay!

check out today's BV @ the AT
(http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b214101_blind_vice_hollywood_hunk_wants_go_gay.html#comments)

and give us your guess.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Taylor Swift is EW's Entertainer of the Year...

Jake must have seen this coming a mile away and said to himself, "I need me a new beard so why not this one?"

hey, way to pick 'em Jake!!!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

happy december 2010

"Deep in December it's nice to remember
altho you know the snow will follow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember
without the hurt the heart is hollow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember
the fire of September that made us mellow.
Deep in December our hearts should remember and
follow, follow, follow." - Try to Remember (from the Fantastiks)

Monday, November 29, 2010

Happy Birthday Judes!!!

"It takes a long time to become young."
- Pablo Picasso

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age."
- Robert Frost

Friday, November 26, 2010

happy holidays

“Like ornaments, thoughts of special people brighten the season and warm our hearts.” - unknown

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

happy thanksgiving

"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them." -JFK

Thursday, November 18, 2010

banned from bibby!!!

is anybody else having any trouble posting comments on AT? every time i attempt to post a comment it keeps telling me i'm entering an invalid "captcha". wtf is a "captcha" anyways? does this mean i have been banned from commenting on the site - me, the great and powerful W4G. how dare they!!!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

we love you Roc!!!

29.
Roc Wed, Nov 17, 2010, 9:28 AM

Hey W4G, I'm not worthy of your blog at the moment. Been battling depression and don't want to bring the high level of energy down at your place! Now that I've got that out of my system I think it is time to return. To Bibby; a harmless comment such as "he likes her dil doe collection" gets taken down??? Someone is way too sensitive! To ROC, if ever we have to sign in I already have "Roc" as registered as an avatar, maybe using caps will work too though if it comes to that.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Comments anyone?

Dear Ted:
I'm really pissed at you, Ted. I'm not surprised you ignored my first email that naming a Blind Vice Chiquita and using the term as the equivalent of an ethnic slur. Recently you wrote that you're gay so you're going to protest gay jokes. Well, guess what, I'm going to protest Hispanic slurs. But it seems when the shoe is on the other foot, it's OK as far as you are concerned. Every time someone writes in guessing about "Chiquita" it pisses me off even further. BTW I see the nut jobs have taken over the Bitch-Back commentary. Serves you right.
—Pat

Dear Sticks and Stones:
First off, Pat, who even said Ms. C was Hispanic? Maybe she just likes bananas. And even if she were, your argument that Chiquita is as bad as homophobic or racial slurs is BS. The translation isn't even offensive, never mind the connotation.

Monday, November 8, 2010

re: A.T.'s bitch-back letters

here is my response to the first letter in today's BB blog:


75.
waiting4godot Mon, Nov 8, 2010, 6:44 AM

to EJ: listen u friggin' idiot * if u read my letter then u would know my url is not an ad like wealthy dater. it's just my free lil blog i created so intelligent people, unlike u (who definitely has no reading comprehension skills), can comment on AT blogs (unrelated to the twilite s h i t) w/o having to mull thru all the stupid, assanine comments from twits like you. the repetition in the twitard comments only proves these twits don't read any of the comments but their own. i suggest you ask your 5th grade teacher about the availability of remedial reading classes. btw, my non-ad url is: http://waiting4godot-itsjake.blogspot.com/ anyway, have a nice day EJ and be careful on the monkey bars when you're out on the school's playground

Friday, November 5, 2010

notes from facebook...

******
"I am considering deleting my friend ****** because people keep mentioning how they love to read his post. They find him soooo funny. The only thing that keeps me from deleting him is that I feel a bit sorry for him being locked up in the state mental institution & all. I am a bit surprised they have internet connection in there."

Thursday, November 4, 2010

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have finally arrived! Bibby posted my e-mail!!!

Dear Ted:
Could you tell me if Christopher Meloni of Oz and Law & Order: SVU fame has ever been a B.V.? He appears to be a really nice guy. Also, why do my comments that include my li'l free blog url always get deleted (even tho you are frequently a topic of my blog and I have a link on it for A.T.)? Is it because, unlike Wealthy Dater, I don't pay you for posting my blog url?
—waiting4godot XOXO

Dear Blogger:
Nope, but he should be; he's friggin' gorgeous! As for your free blog url, I'm not the one hittin' delete there! Sounds kind of fishy, huh?

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

what does BobNYC mean?

BobNYC Wed, Nov 3, 2010, 9:19 AM

Scientology will prevent Fey Oiled-Tush and Seymour Plow-Me-More from coming out. Toothy is a serial coward. Lloyd Boy-toyed would never destroy his career, that's what all those confidentiality agreements are for. (Yep, he's still getting them signed here in NYC.) What, no mention of Crotch-U-Lastic? Maybe he's not so gay after all? Or so he recently claimed. And waiting4godot * I've been to your blog but can't comment because of the restrictions. Gossip Boy allows non-url comments, your blog doesn't. Sorry!!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

toothy & taylor: apple-picking, giggling and frolicking through orchards?

TS may or may not be Toothy's beard but Toothy, how u disappoint me. how can u date someone who once dated that godawful John Mayer? please have a lil more respect for yourself...

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Monday, October 18, 2010

Thursday, October 14, 2010

should bibby be boycotted?

if you read the comments on the most recent BB on AT, you will note that a lot of folks are either fed-up or pissed-off with bibby. should we punish him by not giving him any hits?

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Blog Goin' Down

dear friends, for a variety of reasons i am taking down my blog w/in the next few days. i would like to take this opportunity to thank all of you who have participated. and it was nice "seeing" my 'ol buddys from the AT blog again. but now it's time to move on. with this in mind, i leave you all with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_4MVVeH-oU&feature=related

Monday, October 4, 2010

OMG!!! did bibby just out JG as TT in his BB blog?

From the AT's recent BB Blog:

Dear Don't You Know That You're Toxic?

Toothy and Goose are the closest to soul mates among this group—at least, I'd like to think so, despite how much each of the guys tries to mess it up (we're looking at you and your strippers this time, Toothy). The other two are yet to stand the test of time, but I'd give Nev and Barr a better chance of lasting than Judas and the BF.

didn't bibby say something recently about JG hanging out in out-of-town strip bars?

Thursday, September 30, 2010

BB is back and we're back on track!

for crissakes, i leave for one enchanted evening and all hell breaks loose what with that Chicago bitch trying to take over - is she on some kinda power trip or what?!? now it's time for me to sort things out and get this place back in order.