This blog was named after a long lost blogger pal of mine. It was created so my other blogger pals and I from the Awful Truth can avoid the twitards and have meaningful and intelligent conversations.
WARNING: This is a Twilight, Paris Hilton, Lilo & Kardouchian free no zone. Any posts regarding the aforementioned will be promptly deleted and the poster will be blocked from making any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
So RP gets top billing over KR. You are both generous and compassionate, Oh Sweet Prince.
But although Keanu is giving us a come hither look, Ryan seems to have locked gazes with some distant attraction. I'm pretty distant. SIGH. Ah, to dream.
Beloved boss, is this TRULY you?!? Do you know how long I have been waiting to give/get the pedicure? Seriously, I visited Ted's site for the first time in about 9 months and I saw this web address in the middle of some comments there. I thought at first it was a hoax-THANK CHRIST it isn't. I was forever wondering what happened to you and Patricia and itsjake and Roc and BobNYC and Michael. I read a few pages back and only see Patricia and Roc. Where is everyone else? Regardless, it is wonderful to find you again. How are you? And Patricia, how are you? Forgive me, I forgot to ask-and I AM prostrate boss-may I join in?
Forgot to mention. w4g and I have each other's email addresses. You see we were getting so wicked in our comments when it was just the two of us here, two stupid kids gone wild if you were, that we started emailing each other. I mean, think of the children!
But I thought maybe I'd surprise him when he joins back later tonight. For you who do not know, I'd like to offer a guess w4g's first name contest. First prize is a sense of smug satisfaction.
Hint: Go to the AwfulTruth and look at the latest pic of Jake posted. What animal does he remind you of? What would you name such an animal of you had a plush version?
Hello Patricia, so very good to "hear" your voice again. I see that this blog has been up since August so I'm sure I missed much, if not all, in the way of the "get to know you" phase. I am beyond excited that BB (Beloved Boss) started a blog. I exited the Awful Truth site at the height of the unmentionable sparkly vampire craze. I was so tired of Ted hawking that particular piece of trash just for hits. And then trying to sort through 800 childish comments on each thread became such a chore that I flat out gave up.
Michael did this before on AT-the disappearing act I mean. He will probably pop back up again just like before.
Roc always did have short absences between strong posts. I bet Roc has a funky schedule.
I am very surprised itsjake is AWOL. I do know she absolutely LOATHED the Twi crap so she must have just given up completely on Ted.
Now you really thrown me for a loop with BobNYC- HE DID NOT really call BB a twit!?! What on earth prompted that? I thought they liked each other and that BobNYC was on the same anti Twi band wagon we all were? You have fully shocked my socks off. And no, I cannot believe BB let him live. I will skewer Bob right through his sack next time I get the chance.
What, praytell, is BB Sweet Prince doing that he is unavailable? You are so correct-my imagination is in complete overdrive. Does he have a significant other that he's unavailable with? How about you Patricia? Is that too personal a question? I hope I am not overstepping my bounds right off the bat so I will share some of me with you if I may. I am on my second husband, going on 15 years now. I have a 10 year old son (named Michael, btw). If you and BBSP are emailing, you must know quite a bit about each other already. I hope I can get up to speed. Since smug satisfaction is one of my very favorite emotions, you have more than piqued my interest in BBSP's first name. I will have to ponder your clues carefully-this will be so fun!
Thank you Patricia for putting a bright spot in my evening.
Bing, bing, bing, Longingfor... You've won the grand prize. There is a reason w4g calls Casablanca "Bibby." BTW, I call w4g Teddy and sometimes my Teddy Bear. He's adorable.
Since I did not get back to Jude with the answer to his/her(?) question, I hereby award Jude the second place prize of quiet distain...to be directed at me, of course.
LongingforJake, I am a solo girl, living by myself with my cats and dog in Chicago land. But I live a life of wicked conversation and sarcastic criticism so that I don't much notice my solitude. I have three grown children scattered across the country and a couple of perfect grandchildren.
My advice to everyone joining us here, sharpen your wits, we are in for a good time where adults talk like adults. We have our weaknesses, witness Teddy's posting of each of our irrational celebrity passions, and we indulge them. But don't be afraid to talk about it if you're having a rough time. We are compassionate here. No trolls allowed.
Wow, I thought I was so way off if I even wrote Teddy Bear as a guess. Longingforjake, I bow to you for beating me to the punch! Are you itsjake in another moniker? You seem familiar to me.
Patricia, I am a she devil. I could never have disdain for you, even the quiet kind. You are too much fun to play with. I live in Chicago too. Isn't it a small world?!
Beloved Boss, my toenails could cut a jugular already. Where are you and your scissors?
What shall we discuss this fine day? I have certain times during the work day that I can sneak a peek at the blog, but I usually have more free time around 5 pm and after. Between the job and family, I am usually out cold by 9:30 or 10. I know I'm an old wuss but I really need my beauty sleep. Long story short, I probably can't post as much as I would like, but I will stay faithful to you all.
On today's AT: Dear Ted: I am sorry to say but I am done at your board. You say you are Rob and Kris fan yet you do nothing to stop all the crap said about Rob being Nevis Divine and being with both Tom Sturridge and Kris. Or Kris being Terry Tush-Trade. I am sick of the haters on here saying mean and sick things about them and your B.V. do not help and you do nothing to stop it. You really are not a fan of theirs. All it would take is for you to flat out say they are not N.D. or TTT but you won't because it will end this stupid game of yours. You are just as bad as the Nonsten and haters. I really thought you were better then Perez and Lainey. I guess I got played. —AngMurph
I tell you, did we predict this or what? Now Twilight fanatics, who I like to call Twits, are calling out Bibby for NOT loving the franchise players enough? HA! "I guess I got played." Oh that is so hilarious. Poor widdle Twit.
WTF??? Having major issues getting into the blog and I'll be away a whole week! I thought I would give this a 3rd try and see what happens. Jeez Patricia, I'm still LOL 2 hours after reading your post! I notice you and W4G "outed" the blog, think any Twits will be foolhardy enough to venture here? It would be a massacre! I''m away until next Thursday the 7th and will miss reading the postings desperately but I will check in first thing Thursday morning. You know I'm ony abut 4 or 5 miles from the E! offices, should I pop Bibby in the face with a cream for all of you?
Yes, Judes. Have WE turned our back on Jakey Poo just because some people seem to think he is less of a man as a gay man? Did we cry to the heavens when he bearded himself with miss tight britches? (Well, maybe a little.) Do we blame others for his faults? Do we still love and lust after him...some more than others. YES!
Roc, we're depending upon you. Only you and w4g are in the significant coastal areas, and him only by virtue of his state's eastern border. You have to keep the rest of us who are in the "flyover" states relevant...because, you know, otherwise we're not.
So RP gets top billing over KR. You are both generous and compassionate, Oh Sweet Prince.
ReplyDeleteBut although Keanu is giving us a come hither look, Ryan seems to have locked gazes with some distant attraction. I'm pretty distant. SIGH. Ah, to dream.
to be sure Tisha, your Boo is now lookin' at u straight in the eyes with a come hither look!
ReplyDeleteAw, you're sweet. He was looking at me before too. I was just far, far away.
ReplyDeleteI'm not certain what's up with the blog, but I'm trying again....I keep looking for K here in LA but haven't seen him for awhile.
ReplyDeleteWeldome back, Roc.
ReplyDeleteIf you do spot KR, be sure and offer him a cupcake and snap a few pix.
Be on the lookout for Ben Whishaw around town. I think he's still filming there. I love his skinny little arse.
Welcome, that's w e l c o m e. I'm not trying to invent a new language. But that would explain some of my malapropisms and misspellings.
ReplyDeletehey Rocster, i thot u deserted us!!! glad you're back. if there is a topic u want to discuss, just lemme know, ok?
ReplyDelete*pic of Jon Hamm and the accompanied caption courtesy of lovely Tisha.
ReplyDeleteBeloved boss, is this TRULY you?!? Do you know how long I have been waiting to give/get the pedicure? Seriously, I visited Ted's site for the first time in about 9 months and I saw this web address in the middle of some comments there. I thought at first it was a hoax-THANK CHRIST it isn't. I was forever wondering what happened to you and Patricia and itsjake and Roc and BobNYC and Michael. I read a few pages back and only see Patricia and Roc. Where is everyone else? Regardless, it is wonderful to find you again. How are you? And Patricia, how are you?
ReplyDeleteForgive me, I forgot to ask-and I AM prostrate boss-may I join in?
Judes
Why? Why must Jake be so sexy?
ReplyDeleteMy full name is Longingforjake.
ReplyDeleteWell, hello strangers and others. (you have to read that listening for a whiskey soaked voice, damned internet limitations)
ReplyDeleteJudes, this is indeed his highness, or as I call him, Sweet Prince, waiting4godot's site.
Michael joined early and then disappeared.
Roc has returned after an interval.
itsjake is absent, AWOL in fact.
BobofNY called w4g a "twit." A twit! Now I ask you, aren't we practicing remarkable reserve not hunting him down and shooting him with a pie launcher?
Sweet Prince has asked me, Patricia, to reply to you as he will not be available until later this evening. One's imagination runs riot.
Longingforjake, is that your only moniker? hmmmm.
Love and kisses to all liked minded peeps gathered here.
Forgot to mention. w4g and I have each other's email addresses. You see we were getting so wicked in our comments when it was just the two of us here, two stupid kids gone wild if you were, that we started emailing each other. I mean, think of the children!
ReplyDeleteBut I thought maybe I'd surprise him when he joins back later tonight. For you who do not know, I'd like to offer a guess w4g's first name contest. First prize is a sense of smug satisfaction.
Hint: Go to the AwfulTruth and look at the latest pic of Jake posted. What animal does he remind you of? What would you name such an animal of you had a plush version?
Post your guess.
Hello Patricia, so very good to "hear" your voice again. I see that this blog has been up since August so I'm sure I missed much, if not all, in the way of the "get to know you" phase.
ReplyDeleteI am beyond excited that BB (Beloved Boss) started a blog. I exited the Awful Truth site at the height of the unmentionable sparkly vampire craze. I was so tired of Ted hawking that particular piece of trash just for hits. And then trying to sort through 800 childish comments on each thread became such a chore that I flat out gave up.
Michael did this before on AT-the disappearing act I mean. He will probably pop back up again just like before.
Roc always did have short absences between strong posts. I bet Roc has a funky schedule.
I am very surprised itsjake is AWOL. I do know she absolutely LOATHED the Twi crap so she must have just given up completely on Ted.
Now you really thrown me for a loop with BobNYC-
HE DID NOT really call BB a twit!?! What on earth prompted that? I thought they liked each other and that BobNYC was on the same anti Twi band wagon we all were? You have fully shocked my socks off. And no, I cannot believe BB let him live. I will skewer Bob right through his sack next time I get the chance.
What, praytell, is BB Sweet Prince doing that he is unavailable? You are so correct-my imagination is in complete overdrive. Does he have a significant other that he's unavailable with?
How about you Patricia? Is that too personal a question? I hope I am not overstepping my bounds right off the bat so I will share some of me with you if I may. I am on my second husband, going on 15 years now. I have a 10 year old son (named Michael, btw). If you and BBSP are emailing, you must know quite a bit about each other already. I hope I can get up to speed. Since smug satisfaction is one of my very favorite emotions, you have more than piqued my interest in BBSP's first name. I will have to ponder your clues carefully-this will be so fun!
Thank you Patricia for putting a bright spot in my evening.
Which picture? The one with or without the beard?
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the most insane question to be asking in relation to Jake?
Too funny-
oh gawd no, not Ted?!
ReplyDeleteBing, bing, bing, Longingfor... You've won the grand prize. There is a reason w4g calls Casablanca "Bibby." BTW, I call w4g Teddy and sometimes my Teddy Bear. He's adorable.
ReplyDeleteSince I did not get back to Jude with the answer to his/her(?) question, I hereby award Jude the second place prize of quiet distain...to be directed at me, of course.
ReplyDeleteLongingforJake, I am a solo girl, living by myself with my cats and dog in Chicago land. But I live a life of wicked conversation and sarcastic criticism so that I don't much notice my solitude. I have three grown children scattered across the country and a couple of perfect grandchildren.
My advice to everyone joining us here, sharpen your wits, we are in for a good time where adults talk like adults. We have our weaknesses, witness Teddy's posting of each of our irrational celebrity passions, and we indulge them. But don't be afraid to talk about it if you're having a rough time. We are compassionate here. No trolls allowed.
Oh dear, a bit shy rather
ReplyDeleteSorry, I have too much time on my hands. I'm shutting down now and waiting for Ted to SAVE THIS BLOG.
ReplyDeleteIt's late, Judes. Look forward to talking to you again soon. I know our Sweet Prince was excited to hear from you.
ReplyDeleteLongingforjake, don't pine away for Jake. Come back again. You don't have to confess anything. You can remain as anonymous as you want.
NOW I'm shutting up.
Wow, I thought I was so way off if I even wrote Teddy Bear as a guess. Longingforjake, I bow to you for beating me to the punch! Are you itsjake in another moniker? You seem familiar to me.
ReplyDeletePatricia, I am a she devil. I could never have disdain for you, even the quiet kind. You are too much fun to play with. I live in Chicago too. Isn't it a small world?!
Beloved Boss, my toenails could cut a jugular already. Where are you and your scissors?
What shall we discuss this fine day?
I have certain times during the work day that I can sneak a peek at the blog, but I usually have more free time around 5 pm and after. Between the job and family, I am usually out cold by 9:30 or 10. I know I'm an old wuss but I really need my beauty sleep. Long story short, I probably can't post as much as I would like, but I will stay faithful to you all.
On today's AT:
ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
I am sorry to say but I am done at your board. You say you are Rob and Kris fan yet you do nothing to stop all the crap said about Rob being Nevis Divine and being with both Tom Sturridge and Kris. Or Kris being Terry Tush-Trade. I am sick of the haters on here saying mean and sick things about them and your B.V. do not help and you do nothing to stop it. You really are not a fan of theirs. All it would take is for you to flat out say they are not N.D. or TTT but you won't because it will end this stupid game of yours. You are just as bad as the Nonsten and haters. I really thought you were better then Perez and Lainey. I guess I got played.
—AngMurph
I tell you, did we predict this or what? Now Twilight fanatics, who I like to call Twits, are calling out Bibby for NOT loving the franchise players enough? HA! "I guess I got played." Oh that is so hilarious. Poor widdle Twit.
I have fallen on the floor and cannot pull myself into a sitting position. Patricia, you made me laugh out a lung-
ReplyDeletePoowah, poowah Pussy Twis!
Ha!
http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20100930/b203219/
ReplyDeleteOMG! Heidi Klum has quit Victoria's Secret!
Whatever shall we all do??
LOL, what is this world coming to when this is and actual headline?!
WTF??? Having major issues getting into the blog and I'll be away a whole week!
ReplyDeleteI thought I would give this a 3rd try and see what happens. Jeez Patricia, I'm still LOL 2 hours after reading your post! I notice you and W4G "outed" the blog, think any Twits will be foolhardy enough to venture here? It would be a massacre! I''m away until next Thursday the 7th and will miss reading the postings desperately but I will check in first thing Thursday morning. You know I'm ony abut 4 or 5 miles from the E! offices, should I pop Bibby in the face with a cream for all of you?
Yes, Judes. Have WE turned our back on Jakey Poo just because some people seem to think he is less of a man as a gay man? Did we cry to the heavens when he bearded himself with miss tight britches? (Well, maybe a little.) Do we blame others for his faults? Do we still love and lust after him...some more than others. YES!
ReplyDeletePussy Twits indeed.
no one else is out here on the left coast???
ReplyDeleteRoc, we're depending upon you. Only you and w4g are in the significant coastal areas, and him only by virtue of his state's eastern border. You have to keep the rest of us who are in the "flyover" states relevant...because, you know, otherwise we're not.
ReplyDelete