This blog was named after a long lost blogger pal of mine. It was created so my other blogger pals and I from the Awful Truth can avoid the twitards and have meaningful and intelligent conversations.
WARNING: This is a Twilight, Paris Hilton, Lilo & Kardouchian free no zone. Any posts regarding the aforementioned will be promptly deleted and the poster will be blocked from making any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile
Thursday, September 30, 2010
BB is back and we're back on track!
for crissakes, i leave for one enchanted evening and all hell breaks loose what with that Chicago bitch trying to take over - is she on some kinda power trip or what?!? now it's time for me to sort things out and get this place back in order.
was just teasing my sweet Tisha. you did a fine job and i appreciate you helpin' me out. but it's obvious that no one can replace the master...isn't that right Judes?
i do hope that Tisha didn't scare off Lookingforjake. as she stated, anonymity is respected here. the only requirement is that you love Jake with all your heart, that you live and breath Jake, that you...well, you get the idea.
now last but not least, welcome to MY (hehe) blog my beloved Judes. i knew we'd find each other again someday - kismet if u will. after all this time, i am in dire need of a pedicure as i am sure you are too. so obey your master and get thee to a nunnery - oops, i mean get thee onto the floor in front of the man you worship and proceed with said pedicure.
so sorry i couldn't greet you yesterday but i had to pick-up my insignificant other at the airport which is a 2 1/2 hr. trip one way.
i currently live in SC, previously in Atlanta, GA. from the north originally...have lived in several places. u know how it is, one has to keep one step ahead of the law (just joshin')! as Tisha has already stated, i am quite adorable. if i was any more adorable i'd proably be outlawed in all 50 states. no rugrats here but plenty of loving nieces and nephews.
gotta go for now...Dominos is ringing my doorbell. more later.
longingforjake, i found that logo, the "no whining" sign, on a website about a year ago and it's my google avatar. it posts automatically, just like my sittingpat moniker.
there's some kind of kinky thing going on between jude and waiting4godot. i prefer not to inquire too closely.
the waiting thing, i don't get. personally i post incessantly, as you've already seen.
no, post anytime u damn well want to, whine all u want (that's all Tisha does anyway lol), & don't worry about giving pedicures, Judes is the only one who is allowed to touch my feet!
could you be someone we used to know using a different moniker? as i said, we respect your amonimity but could you reveal your gender (not necessary if u don't want to)? and i guess we all share a love of jake.
i dunno...guess it depends on your gender. if your male and gay, then u'd probably love a gay jake...but a lot of straight women seem to be more tolerant of a guy's sexuality. some might even prefer hanging out with a gay guy than a platonic straight guy.
and, btw, you are entitled to your own opinion relative to Jake's sexuality. no judgements on this blog.
don't worry, teddy. i'm not into feet. you and jude can have at it. i'm not jealous. afterall can she say she's seen your tats? i rest my cast.
do we all love gay Jake? as much as i can from so far away. gay Jake, bi Jake, as long as it's the genuine Jake. but teddy knows my heart belongs entirely to another so jake is just my side piece.
But Judes and Trish are interested (in a way that doesn't seem platonic) and they are lady girls of the female persuasion, as am I. I personally love a gay Jake. Not judging, BTW. I'm trying to understand "our group" and why we like Jake. If I am being too forward, please let me know.
If there is still enough W4G to go around, ladies, please break off and save a piece for me.
i met w4g when he came to my defense after my post on Awful Truth was attacked by another commenter. he's been my hero ever since...along with the missing itsjake.
you are so mysterious Loningforjake - but, so be it, and welcome to the "group". Tisha and Judes are very loving and giving ladies, they'll let you have a piece of me...right girls?
It won't happen again, Tisha. So, we all love Jake. W4G is a defender of what is right and true, as is Judes. Do we all agree that Bob in NYC is an annoying cretin?
on a romantic one-on-one i prefer my men heterosexual, being a man loving woman myself. but that doesn't mean i exclude gay men from my list of men i admire. far from it. they've got the right equipment for admiration, and we could be besties.
BobNYC and I had a falling out over something stupid - can't believe he called me a twit. I browse thru AT once in awhile and haven't seen him lately. I think the twihards are using other people's monikers cause i saw a couple postings in the past with the moniker of BobNYC but it did not sound like him at all. And i'll give anyone the benfit of the doubt.
That's it, Longingforjake-you are itsjake aren't you??! Yea! I love Jake G. Gay, straight, screwing a cat-doesn'tmatter to me he is such a Teddy Bear (sorry BB, couldn't resist). The only thing I couldn't stand was the beard-the stuffy, lying, girl loving blond one. Ugh, she makes my skin crawl, such a cooze. Patricia, I would never step on yours and Boss's toes, only steal the lint- Sorry I didn't post earlier, I have an obsession with Nikita and had to watch it. Maggie Q is hot for a skinny bitch and Shane West does to me what Ryan P does to Patricia.
Beloved Boss, I have never been so happy to waste a few minutes browsing Ted's sight the other day. I don't even know why I went back there but I am really glad I did. You are still in fine form. I have to go back and find BobNYC because I am going to shank him thru his sack-can I borrow the clippers for that please?
longingforjake, you mistake, w4g has corrupted ME. loving, patient, & compassionate man that he is, he has a sharp tongue and a sharper wit and doesn't suffer fools lightly, but forgives his friends as long as no real malice was intended.
i take my queue from him. w4g is my mentor. if you could have only had read my former posts on AT, so meek and mild. i hardly recognize myself.
with that said, what is this corruption thingy you're planning? i'll meet you behind the corner bar and we'll plot.
sorry all that i abruptly left but a really bad thunderstorm past thru (probably the remnants of that tropical storm off the east coast) and my insignificant other made me turn off the pc. what a wimp! anyway, i's gettin' tired here so i'm getting my sweet azz to bed. glad u stopped by for awhile Judes. and Tisha, I corrupted u?!? meek and mild have probably never been two words that have ever described u tho i do think i tend to bring out the worst in you - and that's a good thing.
and thanks for all the compliments u give me whether i deserve them or not.
It's driving me nuts, I used the wrong word above. It should be "I take my cue," not "I take my queue." Malapropisms, thy name is Tish. I once called gazpacho soup "gestapo" soup to my Jewish son-in-law. He laughed so hard he could hardly breathe.
was just teasing my sweet Tisha. you did a fine job and i appreciate you helpin' me out. but it's obvious that no one can replace the master...isn't that right Judes?
ReplyDeletei do hope that Tisha didn't scare off Lookingforjake. as she stated, anonymity is respected here. the only requirement is that you love Jake with all your heart, that you live and breath Jake, that you...well, you get the idea.
I have no idea what an "asshat" is. But doesn't it sound evil and obscene? The perfect slanderous remark, has no meaning but sounds bad.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Sweet Prince. You were much missed.
now last but not least, welcome to MY (hehe) blog my beloved Judes. i knew we'd find each other again someday - kismet if u will. after all this time, i am in dire need of a pedicure as i am sure you are too. so obey your master and get thee to a nunnery - oops, i mean get thee onto the floor in front of the man you worship and proceed with said pedicure.
ReplyDeleteso sorry i couldn't greet you yesterday but i had to pick-up my insignificant other at the airport which is a 2 1/2 hr. trip one way.
i currently live in SC, previously in Atlanta, GA. from the north originally...have lived in several places. u know how it is, one has to keep one step ahead of the law (just joshin')! as Tisha has already stated, i am quite adorable. if i was any more adorable i'd proably be outlawed in all 50 states. no rugrats here but plenty of loving nieces and nephews.
gotta go for now...Dominos is ringing my doorbell. more later.
If one is to post here, shall one wait? Can't one whine? Must one give pedicures?
ReplyDeletelongingforjake, i found that logo, the "no whining" sign, on a website about a year ago and it's my google avatar. it posts automatically, just like my sittingpat moniker.
ReplyDeletethere's some kind of kinky thing going on between jude and waiting4godot. i prefer not to inquire too closely.
the waiting thing, i don't get. personally i post incessantly, as you've already seen.
no, post anytime u damn well want to, whine all u want (that's all Tisha does anyway lol), & don't worry about giving pedicures, Judes is the only one who is allowed to touch my feet!
ReplyDeleteoh, by the way, made a mistake...referred to you previously as Lookingforjake. sorry ' bout that but blame Tsha...she had me so damn rattled! (grin)
ReplyDeleteDear friends, what do you think it is/was that we have in common? Strangely connected, don't you think?
ReplyDeleteIs it Jake?
ReplyDeletecould you be someone we used to know using a different moniker? as i said, we respect your amonimity but could you reveal your gender (not necessary if u don't want to)? and i guess we all share a love of jake.
ReplyDeletewait a minute, is that u bibby?!?
Bibby? I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.
ReplyDeletebtw Tisha, do i hear a tone of jealousy in your voice when you talk about Judes and I? don't worry, there's enuf of me to go around!
ReplyDeleteso longingfor jake, what do u think our strange connection is?
ReplyDeleteJake. But my question is: do we all love a gay Jake?
ReplyDeletei dunno...guess it depends on your gender. if your male and gay, then u'd probably love a gay jake...but a lot of straight women seem to be more tolerant of a guy's sexuality. some might even prefer hanging out with a gay guy than a platonic straight guy.
ReplyDeleteand, btw, you are entitled to your own opinion relative to Jake's sexuality. no judgements on this blog.
don't worry, teddy. i'm not into feet. you and jude can have at it. i'm not jealous. afterall can she say she's seen your tats? i rest my cast.
ReplyDeletedo we all love gay Jake? as much as i can from so far away. gay Jake, bi Jake, as long as it's the genuine Jake. but teddy knows my heart belongs entirely to another so jake is just my side piece.
yea, Tisha has this thing for Howard Stern...
ReplyDeleteBut Judes and Trish are interested (in a way that doesn't seem platonic) and they are lady girls of the female persuasion, as am I. I personally love a gay Jake. Not judging, BTW. I'm trying to understand "our group" and why we like Jake. If I am being too forward, please let me know.
ReplyDeleteIf there is still enough W4G to go around, ladies, please break off and save a piece for me.
naw, Judes and Trisha think that Jake is gay and they still love him. btw, would your initials be AC by any chance?
ReplyDeleteas for the "group", we all initially met on the Awful Truth site on E-Online.
i met w4g when he came to my defense after my post on Awful Truth was attacked by another commenter. he's been my hero ever since...along with the missing itsjake.
ReplyDeleteStill love him? But that is what makes me love him. No, not AC.
ReplyDeleteno trisha please. it's tish or tisha. no offense, but i know as friends you wouldn't want to get it wrong.
ReplyDeletesorry about that TISHA...just a typo...
ReplyDeleteyou are so mysterious Loningforjake - but, so be it, and welcome to the "group". Tisha and Judes are very loving and giving ladies, they'll let you have a piece of me...right girls?
ReplyDeleteIt won't happen again, Tisha. So, we all love Jake. W4G is a defender of what is right and true, as is Judes. Do we all agree that Bob in NYC is an annoying cretin?
ReplyDeleteon a romantic one-on-one i prefer my men heterosexual, being a man loving woman myself. but that doesn't mean i exclude gay men from my list of men i admire. far from it. they've got the right equipment for admiration, and we could be besties.
ReplyDeleteBobNYC and I had a falling out over something stupid - can't believe he called me a twit. I browse thru AT once in awhile and haven't seen him lately. I think the twihards are using other people's monikers cause i saw a couple postings in the past with the moniker of BobNYC but it did not sound like him at all. And i'll give anyone the benfit of the doubt.
ReplyDeleteYou are far, far kinder and more noble person than I, W4G!
ReplyDeleteyes, w4g is a kind and noble person, i can testify to that.
ReplyDeleteBut, Tisha, you are sassy -- an admirable quality! A regular little sauce box. You and I are on the same wavelength. Can we corrupt W4G?
ReplyDeleteThat's it, Longingforjake-you are itsjake aren't you??! Yea!
ReplyDeleteI love Jake G. Gay, straight, screwing a cat-doesn'tmatter to me he is such a Teddy Bear (sorry BB, couldn't resist). The only thing I couldn't stand was the beard-the stuffy, lying, girl loving blond one. Ugh, she makes my skin crawl, such a cooze.
Patricia, I would never step on yours and Boss's toes, only steal the lint-
Sorry I didn't post earlier, I have an obsession with Nikita and had to watch it. Maggie Q is hot for a skinny bitch and Shane West does to me what Ryan P does to Patricia.
Beloved Boss, I have never been so happy to waste a few minutes browsing Ted's sight the other day. I don't even know why I went back there but I am really glad I did. You are still in fine form. I have to go back and find BobNYC because I am going to shank him thru his sack-can I borrow the clippers for that please?
Good night you all! Have to sleep now.
longingforjake, you mistake, w4g has corrupted ME. loving, patient, & compassionate man that he is, he has a sharp tongue and a sharper wit and doesn't suffer fools lightly, but forgives his friends as long as no real malice was intended.
ReplyDeletei take my queue from him. w4g is my mentor. if you could have only had read my former posts on AT, so meek and mild. i hardly recognize myself.
with that said, what is this corruption thingy you're planning? i'll meet you behind the corner bar and we'll plot.
I'll bring along a copy of "The Corruptor's Guide to Noble People." There must be something in there that will help us with this thingy of ours.
ReplyDeletesorry all that i abruptly left but a really bad thunderstorm past thru (probably the remnants of that tropical storm off the east coast) and my insignificant other made me turn off the pc. what a wimp! anyway, i's gettin' tired here so i'm getting my sweet azz to bed. glad u stopped by for awhile Judes. and Tisha, I corrupted u?!? meek and mild have probably never been two words that have ever described u tho i do think i tend to bring out the worst in you - and that's a good thing.
ReplyDeleteand thanks for all the compliments u give me whether i deserve them or not.
love to u all...nite and pleasant dreams.
Good night, Sweet Prince and all.
ReplyDeleteIt's driving me nuts, I used the wrong word above. It should be "I take my cue," not "I take my queue." Malapropisms, thy name is Tish. I once called gazpacho soup "gestapo" soup to my Jewish son-in-law. He laughed so hard he could hardly breathe.
Gestapo soup-dammit, there goes my other lung!
ReplyDeleteI love starting the day out this way, laughing my fat ass off-hope you all have a great one too. I will talk atcha all later tonight.
PS-Glad you didn't get washed away last nite, BB!