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jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile
Saturday, June 18, 2011
who is Crotch Uh-Lastic?!?
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I have no idea who this is, but I'm sure Franco has mucho money and he does seem to disappear pretty regularly.
ReplyDeleteBob of NY is trying to redeem himself, being all cutesy in his comment.
BobNYC Fri, Jun 17, 2011, 2:35 PM
Shoot! And I've spent 6 months practicing my breast-stroke and holding my breath underwater hoping for an invite to the pool. Now I've got to go get a pilot's license.
well, you gotta admit, BobNYC's comment was cute.
ReplyDeleteOh, I agree, w4g.
ReplyDeleteRoc, i really don't know if u have any children but if you do, Happy Father's Day!
ReplyDeleteFrom a couple days ago, look at Bibby being TOTALLY evasive in his answer. Why doesn't he just out the beyotch already. EVERYBODY knows she's Shafty, just like EVERYBODY knows Jake is Toothy......
ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
As the mother of a preteen, I was happy to see Reese Witherspoon make her statement regarding nude tapes and pics at the MTV Awards. At first, I thought it was because she is a mother of a young girl herself. However, your recent Blind Vice had me wondering if she was really doing the dirty work for her BFF Jen Garner, aka Shafterella Shoshstein. Can you tell me if I am close? Is my instinct right?
—Ava
Dear On and Off:
Your instincts are good, I dare say, though not entirely correct: Garner is not Shafterella, and Reese certainly does not go around town finagling deals for her friends. Herself, maybe. But she's nobody's bitch—a side to Witherspoon I've always totally dug. Just wish she wouldn't dress it up with so much sugary, Southern stuff, which I don't think anybody ultimately truly buys.
Sorry, don't mean to go all Bibby on you guys. I just don't go there very often anymore. Today I did and found a couple of gems so I had to share with you guys.
ReplyDeleteBTW, which one of you posted Old witty poster #4??
31.to BobNYC Wed, Jun 22, 2011, 11:09 AM
Bob, I love you and your comments...where are the old witty posters?
32.Old witty poster #4 Wed, Jun 22, 2011, 11:28 AM
As soon as the Bibbs starts writing decent, witty columns again we just might return.......
33.BobNYC Wed, Jun 22, 2011, 11:29 AM
To 31 Miss-Wit: The funny witty posters all left because of the TWIT-hards. The good BV guessers are gone too. And I'm way off my game.
Hi everyone!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the father's day greetings W4G but no, I don't have kids - I would know if there were any out there!
So TT and Judes are you on your way to Lake Como to see George??? I'm not old witty poster, must be TT or W4G???
IDK who witty poster is either. I last commented on AT responding to the newby who posted that message about Shafty being Jen Garner. She didn't even read Bibby's previous postings about SS. Kids today. I asked her, since when did Jen become America's sweetheart?
ReplyDeleteNevertheless, BobNYC and Witty are right. His column is a repetitive yawn.
I miss OUR blog. Come back to Five & Dime Jimmy Dean.
Ew Roc, NO WAY to George Clooney!
ReplyDeleteHe does NOTHING for me.
But I'm sure Brad Pitt is on his way to "console" his good buddy as we speak---
;)
I'm not a Clooney fan either. He's from the Cary Grant school of acting. Except Cary did it first and better, always playing himself, or maybe I just thought so because I was a teen when I discovered his films.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's good as I sure that's where W4G really is: consoling GC!!!
ReplyDeletei'm not old witty poster either - now if the moniker was handsome witty poster that'd be another story! i, too, rarely ever go to the AT anymore. now that the twishit is dying down a lil, bibby is bombarding us with that Snow White shit and Hunger Games crap. evrytime i see a pic of KS or RP i wanna puke. i think ted should change his name back to bruce bibby and take his ass back to TX. nothing good ever came outta that state...
ReplyDeleteas for GC Rocster, he ain't my type either. he'll always be the dude who played second fiddle to the girls in Facts of Life.
i just discovered a game show that's been on for years called Cash Cab. I have a crush on the guy (Ben Bailey) that plays the cabbie in NY. did u know he has an actual taxi cab driver's license and does the triathilon (sp)? he's also a stand-up comedian. btw, there's also a cash cab in Chicago. wouldn't it be a hoot if Tisha or Judes were on it?!? and also btww, if any of you come across a nude or shirtless pic of 'ol Ben, please forward to me!!!
Poor George, no love for him here! That would be GREAT if TT and or Judes appeared in Chicago Cash Cab - bet they would answer every question correctly too. Poor Jake, posting Ben's picture and all above his....sigh....
ReplyDeletewhat can i say Roc...men are just like women...you get tired of them after awhile.
ReplyDeleteNo shirtless pix of Ben Bailey, but here's his website.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.therealbenbailey.com/indexB4MD.html
Maybe you could send him an email request. (He has a really nice profile pic on IMDb.)
TT, i want either a shirtless or nakkid pic of Ben Bailey...don't want his friggin'website!!!! either do as W4G says or don't do anything at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-) xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteI searched the best I could, Teddy Bear. Ben is just not the nikked pix type, I guess. And it's too late to get him a guest role on Oz.
ReplyDeleteI looked everywhere too BB, this guy just doesn't have nekkid pics that I can find!
ReplyDeleteHas anybody else seen Fur with Nicole Kidman? I don't quite know what to make of that movie.
ReplyDeleteDid I like it? Still scratching my head-
Oh, Judes, Fur, one of my all time favorite films. First of all you have to know that Diane Arbus is a real person. This is dubbed as An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus, which means they used the bare bones of her life to create a fictional story.
ReplyDeleteIf you think this story was exaggerated then you need to look up her photography.
I love how this film celebrates human fraility, and diversity. It's also about expectations and what it means to love. Some of the best performances and just a fascinating film.
I know she is a real person P, I'm not as Britney Spears as you think I am - LOL!
ReplyDeleteIt was just a very strange film and I can't decide if I liked it or not. Maybe because I don't like Nicole Kidman. Not to say she didn't do a moving job in this film, I just don't like her. Cruella seeps out of her pores, even on film.
Sorry, Judes. Didn't mean to insult you.
ReplyDeleteOh, I don't like Nicole either, but I think she did a really good job here. Despite her rep and her now frozen face, there's no denying she is a talented actress and this was one of her best.
However, if you really can't stand her, like I can't not tolerate Reese Witherspoon, there's no way you can enjoy this film as she is in every scene.
I have to admit that I often like the really bizarre films. But not because they are bizarre.
I love "The Way of the Gun," and "Synecdoche, New York."
i'm not a big Nicole Kidman fan but she did a great performance in the film Rabbit Hole - a film i highly recommend. Natalie Portman, who won for best actress in the inane Black Swan can't hold a candle to her.
ReplyDeletei'm still scratching my head over the film Another Year.
It's ok P, you didn't really insult me. I am finally getting used to your "no filter" style of telling it like it is. :)
ReplyDeleteI couldn't watch Black Swan, I turned it off after 20 minutes. I plan to watch it in bits and pieces until I finish it. Read good reviews of Rabbit Hole too.
Judes and I have agreed that we're both pushy broads who tell it like it is and abstain the face mask off our mouth pollution. Could we keep up with w4g otherwise?
ReplyDeleteHow is everyone out there? Roc, BB (better known as Teddy Bear)? Survived the weekend? Girding your loins for the 4th? The poor Rocster will have to map his way back and forth while avoiding the royals.
HA! My verification word was "gagini." Sounds like some foods I've innocently served.
ReplyDeleteLOL P! No, we couldn't keep up with BB otherwise!
ReplyDeleteThese goofusses around here are already blowing off firecrackers and M80's. I love the 4th but isn't it a tad early?? Anybody else being graced with impatient kiddies doing this? LOL, now I know how my mom felt-
I am a slob, I didn't think of food when you wrote gagini P-
Judes, lots of fireworks going on around here too although in this part of the neck of the woods, people set them off anytime of the year when they have a party.
ReplyDeleteFireworks for over a week...but it seems to be organized, too big and sustained to be casual party goers. To think I used to love fireworks even a few years ago. Now it seems it's fireworks from June 3 to August 3 with every occasion in between. It's tough when you have a dog.
ReplyDeleteLast year I almost didn't go out on the 4th, but I eventually could not resist the allure. I live only a block from the municipal show and it's a decent one. So I won't even pretend this year that I'm not going.
Where's Roc?