jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Friday, October 1, 2010

comments on toothy's bv archive

38 comments:

  1. First of all TOTALLY hot picture. W4G, you didn't tell me you were sending Bibby your pix.

    Second of all, this will take some time. I've only read most of them and it's been a while for some.

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  2. I guess I'd forgotten the references to Toothy's drug excesses. No more rumors about that anymore? Right? I mean, doing blow off of a lover's body. Ewww. Not the kind of intimate sharing that is any good. And I found the item that eliminated Homer Simpson. Was Bibby still drinking in those days?

    I'm disappointed in this archive, no mention of his most recent beard.

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  3. It was a very incomplete list of AIAs.

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  4. yes Tisha, quite a hot pic...sorry i forgot to tell u i sent my pic to bibs..hope he reimburses me for using it as his new BV pic.

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  5. Uh, oh. Looks like our handsome, beloved, sexually confused Blind Vice stud Toothy Tile is back to taking bad advice from his short-sighted, money-grubbing handlers. 'Cause T2's again trying to make it appear as if he's actually into bedding women. So gross.

    Remember the last time T.T. tried this heterosexual nonsense, bedding women? Poor Toothy had to rely on not Viagra, but the white, powdery stuff, instead.

    Hmm. Wonder if Lindsay Lohan's little helper is what Tooth is relying on this time around:

    Desperate Tooth, who hasn't exactly had an easy time of it at the box-office (or on the home front, for that matter), has taken to lurking around out-of-town strips clubs, leaving these sleazy joints with chicks. Wonder what he does when the babes finally get him home? Do they tell Toothy their favorite films from his mostly impressive film repertoire, just to excite him, once they discover he's not exactly rarin' to rip their panties off?

    Probably.

    Also, it's strange that this time around, Mr. Tile's opting to pull his ersatz straight-guy stuff outside of Hollywood. He knows perfectly well what he's been up to will eventually trickle back to T-Town. But it's almost as if Toothy's deciding as long as he's pullin' this fake babe-nailing crap outta town, it doesn't really count.

    Or maybe it's that Toothy's put-upon partner (the male one) won't find out? Hey, gotta tip for ya, Tooth—it's doubtful Grey even cares anymore. He's over it.

    Besides, Grey's learned from the best: he's on his own Toothy-like pretend romance that's beginning to make your past ones look like kid stuff.

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  6. Hoot! More Toothy on the BV today huh? I have to go check it out. Beloved Boss, I hope Ted gives you a big fat shout out for the pics. A girl can dream, can't she?

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  7. Does anybody else think that Longingforjake is itsjake like I do?? LFJ won't answer me and I am DYING to know! I am happy either way (is/isn't) but the suspense is absolutely killing me.

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  8. No clues. I don't know, Judes. It is tantalizing when someone can hold their secrets. Yes?

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    Judes Fri, Oct 1, 2010, 12:17 PM

    Ted! You give a shout out to W4G for the awesome picture he sent you for the BV lead in. I wish Toothy would just come out already. I don't love him any less because he likes boys. I like boys too! LOL!

    you are a friggin' hoot my dearest Judes. thanks for requesting that bibby give me a shout-out. btw, i like the "drama llama" phrase too - hysterical as u put it.

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    Patricia Fri, Oct 1, 2010, 12:08 PM

    20. To 17 Fri, Oct 1, 2010, 11:25 AM I think it's all about the initials. The AIAs are J, J, A. Jake and Austin? Good job, 20. You should include your moniker to take credit for such great detective work.

    i must agree w/Tisha - great detective work!!!

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  11. yes Judes, i think LFJ could be itsjake but why doesn't she come out and admit it to us? after all, i named my friggin' blog after her!!!

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  12. btw, i find it kinda strange that we are all getting back together again at the same time that toothy is coming back to the forefront of AT.

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  13. so, do you think that other Ted is reading us here? or is it just some kind of cosmic force?

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  14. dunno Tisha, i find it hard to believe that he'd waste his time reading my site but one never knows...i wish he'd post the blog on his newest TLT tho...i've got a great response to it!

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  15. "waste his time"? Bibby is a gossip blogger. he does nothing else with his time.

    agree with your second point.

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  16. Ted, I saw your comment on "Truth, Lies, & You." I'm there twice, once as "to Just Sayin".

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  17. i guess you're right Tisha about bibby "wasting his time" on my site...and wouldn't it had been wild if LFJ was bibby?!?

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  18. It's definitely cosmic Patricia! We were all drawn together for the same reason on AT and we are all like minded. Not too many people "get" us. That's another reason I think LFJ is itsjake. The wonderful cryptic teasing sounds just like her. You have to admit, if you didn't have some sort of previous knowledge of Beloved Boss, would you really just type in a random web address stuck in the middle of AT thread comments? LFJ definitely has some past tie and the posts don't sound like Michael at all. I think LFJ is waiting for us to almost explode fefore the big reveal.....I can't wait!

    PS Patricia, "waste his time"? Bibby is a gossip blogger. he does nothing else with his time was priceless!! You are causing me to rapidly lose body parts in convulsive fits of laughter.

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  19. That's why you're the Beloved Boss! Maybe it is Ted! That WOULD be wild! Ooooohhh, I loves me a mystery-

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  20. It's definitely not Michael. I know Michael. BTW, Judes, Michael live in Skokie. LOL. Or least he did when last I heard from him, which has been a couple of months. I miss that freckled redhead.

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    to 8.to "just sayin" Fri, Oct 1, 2010, 3:29 PM

    "sweetie" U sound like a person who is walking around with a dirty azzole?

    Tisha, sorry i wasn't around to defend your honor but it looks like you took care of things yourself...u go girl!

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  22. That wasn't me. This is me:
    8.to "just sayin" Fri, Oct 1, 2010, 3:16 PM

    Do you think this is a cult, sweetie?

    The one you quoted seems to be accusing me of not using toilet paper or something. I don't get how it applies. I was answering someone who said, "Ted loves KStew. Everyone here should too!" You know, a Twit trying to edge their way into the thread.

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  23. Morning all! Did everybody have a late night? So quiet today. Something funky is in the air, I can feel it in my blood. Maybe it's just because it's fall-like and crisp outside. Or maybe because Steven J. Cannell has passed right on the heels of Tony Curtis. Don't these things happen in 3's? Yikes! RIP boys.

    I hope everybody has a great day today. I am going to do something fun with my husband and son. As soon as I figure out what, that is of course!

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  24. Jamais deux sans trois. Who's next?

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  25. No, no, lfj. We started with Eddie Fisher last week. The threesome has been completed.

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  26. Vous ĂȘtes correct, Mon Cher. Quand le prochain trio commence?

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  27. twosies beat onesies but nothin' beats threes (from Cabaret)

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  28. Two ladies.
    Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
    And he's the only man.

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  29. Actually, we have Roc who is decidely male gendered. But he's gone until Thursday. Teddy is used to being surrounded by women. Oui, doux prince? (I'm limping along on Google translator because I only had one semester of French.)

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  30. oh lfj, so you're knowledgeable about musical theater - we should get along fine! *wink*

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  31. longingforjake, you can call yourself anything you want but with these latest posts it is obvious you are the person from AT that always kept me on my toes and defended me against the trolls, along with w4g. I've missed you. (wipes tear from eye)

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  32. hey trisha, how do u know that Roc is gone until Thursday? And how do you know what part of Chicago Judes lives?

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  33. and yes, i'm used to being surrounded by women but i am very particular about the women who surround me.

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  34. hmmm...i don't remember Tisha shedding a tear when we got back together.

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  35. btw Tisha, i am having trouble with my hotmail. i'm getting your e-mails but it's not allowing me to reply...damn microsoft!

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  36. Oh, you shouldn't have told me that. That's like a husband with larengytis and a sprained ankle. Can't get away and can't reply. Thinking, thinking...

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  37. I sobbed like a baby, Teddy. I even took to the bottle. It was heart wrenching.

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  38. Oh, Mr. WaitingforGodot, now who's not paying attention? At the end of our last thread, Roc told us he'd miss us until then. And Judes told us the area where she lives, but not the town.

    Ha!

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