This blog was named after a long lost blogger pal of mine. It was created so my other blogger pals and I from the Awful Truth can avoid the twitards and have meaningful and intelligent conversations.
WARNING: This is a Twilight, Paris Hilton, Lilo & Kardouchian free no zone. Any posts regarding the aforementioned will be promptly deleted and the poster will be blocked from making any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
about 21 May 2011
some religious fanatics are predicting the end of the world on 5/21/11. always one to hedge my bets, i'm moving my birthdate up to 5/20/11. i think you should do the same RR (racous roc).
Ok, lets get together on the 21st! I get so distracted sometimes and just go walkabout. The latest about Arnold and Maria splitting up really has me in a tizzy. Never thought those two would split - I'm amazed at how long they endured! I think they were the blind vice couple where the hubby forbid the wife to wear anything other than dresses. Forget the name of the vice but think about it; ever see Maria in pants???
welcome back Rocster, we all thot u had ran away w/lfj. i agree w/the blind vice - but can't remember the name either.
watched Rabbit Hole the other nite and i highly recommend it. i didn't realize that it was based on a pulitzer prize winning play. anyway, whether or not u like Nicole Kidman, she did a fine acting job as did Aaron Eckert and one of my faves, Diane Weist (sp?). i would have picked Nicole or Annette (or even Julianne had she been nominated over Natalie Portman. as i had told Tisha, i hated Black Swan. it was like the Red Shoes meet Nightmare on Elm Street.
tho the movie is based on a depressed topic, the accidental death of a child, i didn't leave the movie depressed or sad - it was touching and i loved the undramatic and realistic ending. and the relationship that developes between Nicole and the teenage boy who caused the child's death thru no fault of his own (the young boy had run out into the street chasing his dog) made the film even more special.
Thank you...Thank you..... Thank you!!!! (Bowing from the waist)...
Just HAD to comment on THIS one! There is a website..I don't know the name of it right off..but if you're interested...Google "Rapture Pet Care". Now this is REAL...get this...some guy in England came up with the idea to have people send him $10..and he PROMISES...that when God sucks em up to Heaven....they'll take care of your pets..NO SHIT!!! Talk about a GREAT idea for CASH FLOW!!
It also brings up something else. WHEN...as the Christians say, the Rapture happens....the ones "left behind" will go through a couple of years of wars...pestilance...floods.....fires....and the "ever popular" streets running knee deep in blood...........SOOOOO...do they ACTUALLY think that some poor schmuck is gonna be stupid enough to face all that..just to make sure "Fluffie" has fresh water and Kibbles?? I think NOT!! But DAMN...why didn't I think of this first????
Scott
P.S. OH...the "All Hail Scamipoo" handle of mine?...it's but one of my OTHER schitzophrenic personalities. :-)
Wow Scott, you with your many periods are like me with my exclamation points and LOL's!!!!! I can see you and I are alike in our typing patterns, it's nice to have a kindred "excitable boy" poster along for the ride. By the way, I don't think anybody is going to be scooping out litter boxes while they're knee deep in other muck either-LOLOL!!!!! Have to admit, somebody is going to buy into it though-
It was 87 in my neck yesterday P. I put in my air conditioners-LOLOL!
(Thinkin...DAMN....that sounds like the title of a song!)
Yes...tis true. I'm BIG on dots. Not only do I write with em, but I like wearin em too. You shouls see my snazzy lil get up this mornin. Big purple MOO MOO with lots and lots of "baby shit green" pokkie dots.
And I'm so sorry that your neck was so HOT yesterday. Did it hurt stickin that air conditioner in it? Let me know....mine's getting a bit sweaty as we speak. ;-P
AHS, or Scott, this is Terrible Tish, or as I refer to myself, Terrific Tish, speaking/writing. You have to have the secret code to have your pix posted by the Lord High Overseer, i.e. his email address. Or maybe he'll just take it from fb.
It was 90 here yesterday, Judes. Going to cool all the way down to 87 today. My grand whined all morning. "The house is soooo hot." She had a 5 hour track meet yesterday, so I cut her some slack.
AWWW...Thank you TT...it is my pleasure being here!! Yes...our illustrious host has mentioned to me what a fine bunch you are! He says that you enjoy discussing the more serious matters of the world. I for one, find that SOOOO refreshing!!! For you see, I too am a very deep thinker and philosopher.
That being said....what say we begin discussing some serious topics.....say like......the movie "Twilight"? Or maybe all of the social injustice being heaped on our beloved Paris Hilton?...OR....maybe, just MAYBE you might wish to sign my latest petition, asking that the show "Meet the Kardashians" be kept on air indefinately. ..........DISCUSS amongst yourselves! :-)
Hey, welcome Scott! This is Roc, been called many other names than that of course; it's a very difficult audience here. Thank you for mentioning all of the unmentionables but sadly you left out Lilo. Of course it's all good news for her right now as it appears she will be able to home jail herself with an electronic monitor. I'll ride by her house in Venice on my bicycle and bring her plenty of batteries for her vibrator collection. She has it made as her on/off lover Sam lives right next to her. They will be able to diddle themselves all day long so who cares if Lilo has to stay home for few days. It is funny to cruise by Lilo's house as people actually congregate in front of it like they were at the zoo....guess they are in this case.
Oh oh, we're outnumbered P. Entirely too much testosterone floating about now-LOLOL! We need to get another kitty with some sharp claws. And Scott, I do so love your wit with the Twilight/Paris Hilton/Kardashian remark-have the best visual of you typing it in a purple dotted moo moo!!!!!!!
What about Judes and I, don't we get another birthday party? I say birthdays all around on May 20.
ReplyDeleteok my sweet princess, anything u want. b-days on 5/20 for all of us!
ReplyDeleteOk, lets get together on the 21st! I get so distracted sometimes and just go walkabout. The latest about Arnold and Maria splitting up really has me in a tizzy. Never thought those two would split - I'm amazed at how long they endured! I think they were the blind vice couple where the hubby forbid the wife to wear anything other than dresses. Forget the name of the vice but think about it; ever see Maria in pants???
ReplyDeleteor maybe that should be the 20th....
ReplyDeletewelcome back Rocster, we all thot u had ran away w/lfj. i agree w/the blind vice - but can't remember the name either.
ReplyDeletewatched Rabbit Hole the other nite and i highly recommend it. i didn't realize that it was based on a pulitzer prize winning play. anyway, whether or not u like Nicole Kidman, she did a fine acting job as did Aaron Eckert and one of my faves, Diane Weist (sp?). i would have picked Nicole or Annette (or even Julianne had she been nominated over Natalie Portman. as i had told Tisha, i hated Black Swan. it was like the Red Shoes meet Nightmare on Elm Street.
tho the movie is based on a depressed topic, the accidental death of a child, i didn't leave the movie depressed or sad - it was touching and i loved the undramatic and realistic ending.
and the relationship that developes between Nicole and the teenage boy who caused the child's death thru no fault of his own (the young boy had run out into the street chasing his dog) made the film even more special.
attention...we may have a new member on our blog - his name is Scott and i guarantee you'll love him. so if he posts, welcome him aboard.
ReplyDeleteThank you...Thank you..... Thank you!!!!
ReplyDelete(Bowing from the waist)...
Just HAD to comment on THIS one! There is a website..I don't know the name of it right off..but if you're interested...Google "Rapture Pet Care". Now this is REAL...get this...some guy in England came up with the idea to have people send him $10..and he PROMISES...that when God sucks em up to Heaven....they'll take care of your pets..NO SHIT!!! Talk about a GREAT idea for CASH FLOW!!
It also brings up something else. WHEN...as the Christians say, the Rapture happens....the ones "left behind" will go through a couple of years of wars...pestilance...floods.....fires....and the "ever popular" streets running knee deep in blood...........SOOOOO...do they ACTUALLY think that some poor schmuck is gonna be stupid enough to face all that..just to make sure "Fluffie" has fresh water and Kibbles?? I think NOT!! But DAMN...why didn't I think of this first????
Scott
P.S. OH...the "All Hail Scamipoo" handle of mine?...it's but one of my OTHER schitzophrenic personalities. :-)
Wow Scott, you with your many periods are like me with my exclamation points and LOL's!!!!! I can see you and I are alike in our typing patterns, it's nice to have a kindred "excitable boy" poster along for the ride. By the way, I don't think anybody is going to be scooping out litter boxes while they're knee deep in other muck either-LOLOL!!!!! Have to admit, somebody is going to buy into it though-
ReplyDeleteIt was 87 in my neck yesterday P. I put in my air conditioners-LOLOL!
Hey Judes!!
ReplyDelete(Thinkin...DAMN....that sounds like the title of a song!)
Yes...tis true. I'm BIG on dots. Not only do I write with em, but I like wearin em too. You shouls see my snazzy lil get up this mornin. Big purple MOO MOO with lots and lots of "baby shit green" pokkie dots.
And I'm so sorry that your neck was so HOT yesterday. Did it hurt stickin that air conditioner in it? Let me know....mine's getting a bit sweaty as we speak. ;-P
Say! May I ask.......HOW does one get a licky lil picture on his profile name like the rest of you guys have? I want one TO!!!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI mean "TOO".....
ReplyDeleteAHH...wait...I think I figured it out! Yep...Houston..we have a PIC!
ReplyDeleteAHS, or Scott, this is Terrible Tish, or as I refer to myself, Terrific Tish, speaking/writing. You have to have the secret code to have your pix posted by the Lord High Overseer, i.e. his email address. Or maybe he'll just take it from fb.
ReplyDeleteIt was 90 here yesterday, Judes. Going to cool all the way down to 87 today. My grand whined all morning. "The house is soooo hot." She had a 5 hour track meet yesterday, so I cut her some slack.
Welcome new vict...I mean member.
AWWW...Thank you TT...it is my pleasure being here!! Yes...our illustrious host has mentioned to me what a fine bunch you are! He says that you enjoy discussing the more serious matters of the world. I for one, find that SOOOO refreshing!!! For you see, I too am a very deep thinker and philosopher.
ReplyDeleteThat being said....what say we begin discussing some serious topics.....say like......the movie "Twilight"? Or maybe all of the social injustice being heaped on our beloved Paris Hilton?...OR....maybe, just MAYBE you might wish to sign my latest petition, asking that the show "Meet the Kardashians" be kept on air indefinately. ..........DISCUSS amongst yourselves! :-)
Hey, welcome Scott! This is Roc, been called many other names than that of course; it's a very difficult audience here. Thank you for mentioning all of the unmentionables but sadly you left out Lilo. Of course it's all good news for her right now as it appears she will be able to home jail herself with an electronic monitor. I'll ride by her house in Venice on my bicycle and bring her plenty of batteries for her vibrator collection. She has it made as her on/off lover Sam lives right next to her. They will be able to diddle themselves all day long so who cares if Lilo has to stay home for few days. It is funny to cruise by Lilo's house as people actually congregate in front of it like they were at the zoo....guess they are in this case.
ReplyDeleteAWWW..Roc!! Thank you for sharing that very "up to date" news on Lilo and her dildoes!! SEE just as I said....VERY important info being shared here!
ReplyDeleteSeeing that I haven't got the FOGGIEST of WHO the F**K Lilo is.....I find your assessment FASCINATING!!!!!!!!
AHS, Lilo is Lindsey Lohan...how long have u been living in that cave?!? ;-)
ReplyDeleteas for u being a deep thinker, i've owned saucers deeper than you!!!! LOL
ahem...W4G, or as my Judes call me BB (beloved boss) is me you a-hole...don't u recognize the avatar?!? ;-)
ReplyDeleteand only one of the two u mnentioned is lil...guess which one.
I recognized you....hense the remark about the lil thang..LOL
ReplyDeleteOh oh, we're outnumbered P. Entirely too much testosterone floating about now-LOLOL! We need to get another kitty with some sharp claws.
ReplyDeleteAnd Scott, I do so love your wit with the Twilight/Paris Hilton/Kardashian remark-have the best visual of you typing it in a purple dotted moo moo!!!!!!!
:)
Anytime you'd like some fashion pointers Judes....feel free to call on me! :-)
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