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Good point, w4g. But then, he wasn't expecting it to be published. I think the body type matches Jake exactly and I don't see any shadowing issues. It looks genuine. But be warned: "Jake Gyllenhaal's lawyers are scouring the Internet, attempting to eradicate a picture of the actor that shows him stretching in his tighty-whitey underwear." So you might be getting a call from his lawyers.
This pic was taken during his audition for the upcoming Super Hero flick......"BumBleMan". The story of a young man who, after being stung in the foot by a bumble bee, could morph (feet first)..into a guy who could fly around motel rooms...."stinging" any available good looking men in the ass. I auditioned for one of his victims..but they said my ass wasn't right for the role. They suggested I come back when they have try-outs for yet another film..."DoughBoy". I'm not sure what part they want me for....but I'm EXCITED!
Scottie, send me a pic of your bum and i'll post it here and we'll judge whether or not you should have gotten the part. btw, stop with the self-deprecation; you're a good-looking dude considering your birthdate is followed by the initials B.C. ;-)
hhmmm...hard to say if photo-shopped or not but the lighting seems extraordinarily good and even for what would otherwise just be a snap shot. The light streak that runs up his right butt cheek and up to the top of the shoulder seems to indicate another light source that otherwise wouldn't occur with just a flash on the camera....good shot in any event!
i think it's a photoshopped pic...no gay dude in his right mind would wear socks like that!!!
ReplyDeleteGood point, w4g. But then, he wasn't expecting it to be published. I think the body type matches Jake exactly and I don't see any shadowing issues. It looks genuine. But be warned: "Jake Gyllenhaal's lawyers are scouring the Internet, attempting to eradicate a picture of the actor that shows him stretching in his tighty-whitey underwear." So you might be getting a call from his lawyers.
ReplyDeleteThis pic was taken during his audition for the upcoming Super Hero flick......"BumBleMan". The story of a young man who, after being stung in the foot by a bumble bee, could morph (feet first)..into a guy who could fly around motel rooms...."stinging" any available good looking men in the ass. I auditioned for one of his victims..but they said my ass wasn't right for the role. They suggested I come back when they have try-outs for yet another film..."DoughBoy". I'm not sure what part they want me for....but I'm EXCITED!
ReplyDeleteScottie, send me a pic of your bum and i'll post it here and we'll judge whether or not you should have gotten the part. btw, stop with the self-deprecation; you're a good-looking dude considering your birthdate is followed by the initials B.C. ;-)
ReplyDeleteHenry...DAHLING.....don't make me put my purse down.
ReplyDeletehhmmm...hard to say if photo-shopped or not but the lighting seems extraordinarily good and even for what would otherwise just be a snap shot. The light streak that runs up his right butt cheek and up to the top of the shoulder seems to indicate another light source that otherwise wouldn't occur with just a flash on the camera....good shot in any event!
ReplyDeleteI think it's real. In reference to your first post BB, "in his right mind" never refers to our Jakey-
ReplyDeleteLOL!