jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Any blind vices about this?


It's being reported today that Will & Jada have separated. Aw shucks. See, having sex in every room in your house, the green room of every interview show, AND your friends houses during visits, doesn't buy domestic bliss.

I'm surprised since I don't think they had what one might call a conventional marriage and seemed to have fallen in a routine of covering up for one another.

P.S. Our fearless leader is presently without a computer and until he gets a laptop and has the time to get on line, we will have to do this without w4g.

6 comments:

  1. OK, this is a ridiculous over-reaction:

    Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith are the newest Hollywood couple rumored to be splitting, but after issuing a statement that they are not separating, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the couple is utilizing their legal team regarding the false report.

    “Will and Jada are not splitting and they’ve already got their legal team involved,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.

    “Like any other A-list couple they’re used to inaccurate reports sometimes, but when it comes to their marriage, they don’t appreciate anyone demeaning it.”

    But I better not say anything more if I don't want to be sued, it seems. What would be the basis of a suit, BTW?

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  2. You P, mentioning their holier than thou names on a lowly, un-famous (or should I say infamous!!!) blog.......

    LOLOLOL, am still LMFAO about this whole story. Isn't it usually "where there is smoke, there is fire"???

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  3. Oh, oh, I guess I should be braced for the legal summons.

    Today TMZ is saying he is living in one of their houses and she is living in another. So I guess that's the smoke from the fire.

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  4. I'm surprised it lasted this long. Think there's any truth to the rumor about Jada doing the deed with fugly Marc Anthony?

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  5. [BlindGossip] We know you’re hearing conflicting reports about a certain celebrity couple. So, you want to know what’s really going on? Of course you do! Here you go:

    1. Saying that their marriage is “intact” is simply a fresh way of saying that they are not yet divorced. Therefore, it is a true statement.

    2. Celebrities want to be in control of the timing of announcements about their personal lives. They get really irritated when information leaks out prematurely. This couple is no exception. The info was leaked and they are furious. Expect them and their publicist/s to continue to deny any rumors to maintain a modicum of control until all the pieces are in place for the divorce.

    3. Whenever a couple insists on excessive PDA and statements about how manly/ womanly/ sexually active they are, you should immediately suspect that at least one of them is bearding for the other. In this case, it’s a double bearding.

    4. There are two publicists involved, not just one, and they are not playing well together. One contributing factor is a recent agent/agency shuffle.

    5. Although the couple hasn’t really spent any time together in the past month or so, the one thing on which all publicists can agree is… photo ops! So you should expect several staged photo ops in the near future of the “intact” family. There will be lots of big, fake smiles and boisterous, fake laughter and playful, fake cuddling. They’re actors, people. All of them. Actors know how to fake happyness.

    5. Leaking information that a woman is having a secret affair with her costar is a very creative way of trying to convince people that your client is heterosexual. She is not.

    7. Don’t expect anyone to come out of the closet on this one as a result of the divorce. Their livelihoods depend on them being perceived as stereotypes of an A-list masculine action hero and a sexy and devoted mom.

    8. Threats of lawsuits are mere blustering and are meant to discourage the media from printing additional stories. The truth is that this couple would never actually expose themselves to discovery (e.g. interrogatories, depositions, requests to produce documents).

    9. They’re done.

    10. Yes, we’re sure. We have only one degree of separation from this couple.

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  6. Woosh! That's a doozy of a blind.......

    I'm surprised it lasted this long too Roc. I never bought into their "we have sex EVERYWHERE" bologna-

    I don't really think you have anything to worry about P-LOLOL!

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