Here's my favorite headline about Reese's bumpy with a car.
Is Reese Witherspoon an Extreme Exerciser?
After those pix with her in a bikini from Hawaii, I'd guess not.
And here's my favorite chicken little piece.
Witherspoon vs car a lesson for all
A morning jog almost ended in the loss of one of America’s sweethearts- Reese Witherspoon. This seems like an isolated incident, but it could be a starting trend if people are not careful.
The “Walk the Line” star was taken down by an 84-year old woman at 20 miles per hour while on her morning jog in Santa Monica. Seems like an innocent mistake? Wrong.
Reese is not the only female celebrity jogger in danger of a painful metal battering ram. Or any jogger in fact. Earlier this summer a 64-year-old woman was hit and killed by a 20-year-old driver. No age gap is safe.
Witherspoon is not the only celebrity fitness junky that is in danger of car-on-movie star violence. This list of sweaty stars are a target for suburban near-death experiences.
Earlier this summer a woman was killed by a driver some where in America. It's an epidemic! That's never happened before. Wrap up all of our celebrities in cotton wool.
By the way, Reese sustained a quarter size abrasion to her face. And this is the week of the 10th anniversary of 9-11. 'Nough said.
LUV IT! Great sarcasm you found there P-
ReplyDelete"Oh my poor little facey poo goddid a bwoozie, whatevuh will poor me do?" Ugh, how much I hate Shafty cannot be put into words!!
Michael K on DListed:
ReplyDeleteReese Witherspoon got hit by a car driven by an 85-year-old woman (aka Jake Gyllenhaal in an 85-year-old woman mask who is trying to show Reese to not shade him to Taylor Swift again.)
HA!!!
ReplyDeleteGod love Michael K!
Headlines:
ReplyDeleteReese Witherspoon Won't Press Charges Against Driver Who Hit Her
No charges, but I'd be watching when I let my pets out in the back yard if I were that elderly driver.