This blog was named after a long lost blogger pal of mine. It was created so my other blogger pals and I from the Awful Truth can avoid the twitards and have meaningful and intelligent conversations.
WARNING: This is a Twilight, Paris Hilton, Lilo & Kardouchian free no zone. Any posts regarding the aforementioned will be promptly deleted and the poster will be blocked from making any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile
Thursday, November 11, 2010
I had a piece of Carefree Sugarless gum and I was still worried. It never kicked in, I took it back to the store and said "Bullshit!" - Mitch Hedburg
One of my other Facebook friends put this same link up last night. Quite coinkydental! That great minds thing again. How about a lighthearted silly subject for a few minutes-what's your favorite nonsensical saying? Mine is I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck hole! LOL! What a visual that conjures-
this really isn't a nonsnsical saying but Peewee Herman (even after his arrest in the porn theater) was always my idol (surprise!). loved the scene in his "Big Adventure" movie where he's in the biker bar trying to use the phone but he can't hear because of the noise. he covers the mouthpiece and shouts: "shut up, i'm trying to use the phone!" oh, that Peewee. i also covet the scene where he asks if there is a basement to the Alamo.
SVU was so unintentionally funny last nite. Poor Stabler accidentlly got shot again by a female FBI agent. That fine body of his has been shot so many times!!! but it at least provided an opportuity to see Elliot shirtless, laying in a hospital bed!!!! but the funny thing was is that whenever Elliot is around the FBI agent (played on an irregular basis by Marcia Gay Harden) he gets hurt. he mentions that to her and she replies: "oh, get over it Nancy". she called my Chris Nancy!!!!!!!!!!!
according to my cell phone, someone called me @ 12:30 am!!!! and i was in bed getting my beauty rest. Judes, what was this person doing out soooo late? and what about the line of suitors waiting outside her door? weren't they cold???
SOME people should call on the evening that they promised and not hope to find someone in on another evening. I could, after all, be jetting to Rio for dinner, or boating in Venice. Or at the ice cream shop for a banana split to celebrate the last warm days of Fall.
evidently someone has forgotten who i am...they should have sat by their phone anxiously awaiting my call for however long it takes. and i am sure Judes would agree with me on that.
Yes, but that hot fudge banana split, no matter how junior the size, was a rare treat.
Whenever a dear friend passes too soon, it serves to remind me that enjoying whatever time we have is the secret to a happy life.
Anyone going to the movies this weekend? I think during Thanksgiving week that I'll try to see the new Harry Potter film with my sister, who is a fanatic. However, sometimes that makes her hyper critical so if she can't go with me, I might take my granddaughter who started reading the books when she first started to read and who I took to the bookstore at midnight the evening that the last book was released.
It's really gotten to be one of the most vicious, Catch-22 romantic situations in Hollywood: poor Toothy Tile's love life. Last we heard, Tinseltown's most notoriously closeted actor last gave his fake-beard ways another whirl—and not in the classiest of ways, either.
Hmmm. Wonder if that chick-patrolling Toothy was up to could be a habit he picked up...
MORE: Catch Up On Everything Toothy Tile in Our Blind Vice Archive!
While cruising for guys in West Hollywood? In dark, public places? We think this just might be an affirmative assumption on our part!
Only because not only do old habits die hard (Toothy loves doing it anyplace except a bed, remember?), but it's clear Tooth's recently amped-up, PR chick-dating has made him hungrier than usual for his natural inclination: dudes.
Near the Sunset Strip, Tooth was recently standing not that far from a popular gay club. He was by himself, in the alley in between two darkly lit buildings. A super-cute guy a little younger than Mr. Tile walked by. The young brown-haired guy knew the drill: If he was interested, turn back around. Which he did.
Very nervously, he went up to Toothy, knowing exactly who he was. Toothy replied, "Hey."
"Great," said Toothy, who moved further back into the blackness of the alley, somewhere near the—gasp!—trash bins. He placed one hand on his growing crotch, which was not insignificant at this point.
Toothy's man-choice for the night reluctantly took one step toward Toothy, and then he stepped back. It wasn't so much that he had a boyfriend at home he was thinking about, but it was more so the faint smell of eau de refuse that was making him hesitate. He just couldn't go through with it.
He bolted, practically hitting himself the whole way home.
And yes, this really did happen. All 18 tales of our Toothy archives have indeed gone down. As it were.
20.Patricia Fri, Nov 12, 2010, 9:52 AM
I would give this story "questionable" status. Who reported it? The boy on the street obvs. Fan boys and girls don't make anything up ever, do they? Especially the fame hangers-on in Hollywood. Nope. I'm tired of unsubstantiated gossip.
31.BobNYC Fri, Nov 12, 2010, 10:59 AM
Two Points: 1) Long-time readers know Ted used to give absolute clues in the early days and it was clear TT is Jake. 2) Some of you need to read better: He wasn't standing on a brightly lit street corner, he was "in the alley in between two darkly lit buildings." And yes, Ted has been around long enough to tell a fake story. So far as I know, he's only been fooled once and it was the result of a mis-communication by somebody trying to play a prank on him.
35.Patricia Fri, Nov 12, 2010, 11:12 AM
BobNYC, you seem to be forgetting the leeway Bibby is giving his new interns. What else would explain some of the crap being posted here lately? Bibbs is probably at his Twi shrine.
everybody, sorry for my absence today but Ricky took over the pc all day today. lfj: good to see u back. we were all getting worried about u.
tisha, love the twi shrine comment. u go girl!!!
btw, when i lived in PA i lived in back of a chocolate and ice cream factory called Sarris. tisha u would have loved it. they had a store attached and almost everynite i would go over a have a banana split. yummy!!!!
and Judes, i commented to BobNYC to leave u the fuck alone.
@Guesser: you have restored my faith in sanity. Seriously! Although I honestly would have just kept the object of my desire moving until I got to a less smelly locale. (Not into Toothy myself) @29: Ted does know who to listen to in H-town. Much easier than you think. @Patricia: Bwahahahahaha! @BobNYC: always nice to see you. Mean that. I lurk but rarely post. As for my 2 cents worth: no doubt this happened. How long ago? Hmmmm. Strange the lengths people will go to sometimes. You'd think it would be easier for the poor guy to get his freak on. Then again, the celebs I know are aging rock stars, all of whom happen to be straight. Maybe it's the culture...
52. waiting4godot Fri, Nov 12, 2010, 3:54 PM
@49 Kate: better u should have stayed lurkin' than deciding to post your assanine comment.
OK, I read AT every day. Well some days I just read the titles, but I look everyday. So of course I think Bibby has some insight. But do I think he's capable of drumming up interest by posting something very marginally verifiable? Yes, I certainly do. Bibby knows that he's been pissing off his long term readers. If every celeb who goes to W. Hollywood had the stories from the street boys there told as fact, there would probably be a new story every night. (Not that there aren't plenty of real stories that will never be told.)
BTW, my daughter and her tiny family live in West Hollywood. It's a nice area. When I visit and take long walks with her, there's always at least one household with a bunch of bee-u-ti-ful men hanging around in a front driveway. Very stylish. Think "A Single Man."
Hand on heart, I swear this is true: when I saw it on Broadway, the woman next to me slept all the way through, cannons and all. Afterwards, she said she enjoyed it so much she was going to another play the next night.
Oh, lfj, that is too rich. My father will close his eyes and seem to be asleep but can tell you what's happening and what was said. I think it's because he grew up in radio days and prefers the audio to the visual.
Dammit I'm gone a day or two and look what I miss. LFJ, where have you been girl? Good to see you back! The one and only Broadway show I ever saw was Cats in 1983. I have big cultural dreams but I never seem to execute them! I've seen Les Miserable the movie, the version with Liam Neeson and I loved it. Hello, Dolly is mag too! Was just trying to get up to speed on the AT banter over the Toothy Vice on Friday. Made a remark that BobNYC was an asshat to you BB. Thanks for telling him to leave me alone even though I think I could take him in a fight-LOL! He gets no Pedicures from me evuh- Hell on wheels Bosslady has really been on the warpath for a few days. I have been literally terrified to log into anything personal at work unless she and her spy are off the premises. I think they are working with the IT department to start monitoring everybody's computers. At least that is the what the office grapevine is saying. So I may not have any chances at all to talk during the day much anymore. MMMMMM, now I want a banana split. So much talk of ice cream. Both of you just keep your cell phones glued to your hands from now on and you won't miss any future calls!
It is very simple for your IT department to monitor your PC usuage, Judes. Don't go onto any non work related sites from work anymore except if it is allowed during breaks, etc. I know peeps who have been fired for sending a personal email from their work account.
hey Judes, funny u should mention Cats - Tisha and I were discussing it over the phone last nite - neither of us liked it even tho we both love cats and T.S. Elliot.
I've seen Joseph & the ATD in a small community theatre where the performers using the audience area to set up some of the scenes. It was great fun. Never seen Pippen. But I took my mother years back to see one of her favorites: Fiddler on the Roof.
get off my blog u lil hussy - off i say!!! i saw on AT where u were coming onto BobNYC. and after i gave u some of the best moments of my life. live and learn as my mama use to say. thank the lord i still have my lovely Judes and her wonderful pedicures. if not i'd be devasted - simply devasted i tell u!!! (w4g creeps away, tears streaming down his cheeks...his face cheeks that is.
I loved w4g's comment on AT that the TT thread reminded him of the old days of comments. I agree. A complete run of comments with no idiotic remarks about kid actors and their fauxmance to promote their films and the tards that believe it.
But I came here to say that the comments are still coming and remain, as was always usual, more and more interesting as the thread peters out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IueXtzdC6kA
ReplyDeleteA very unique person.
thank u and good morning my sweet princess!!!
ReplyDeletewhat a funny guy!!! unfortunately he is not with us anymore...
ReplyDeleteIt's a brand new day, Teddy. No, Mitch died young. As he said in his act: "I used to take drugs. I still do, but I used to too."
ReplyDeleteOne of my other Facebook friends put this same link up last night. Quite coinkydental! That great minds thing again.
ReplyDeleteHow about a lighthearted silly subject for a few minutes-what's your favorite nonsensical saying? Mine is I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck hole!
LOL! What a visual that conjures-
this really isn't a nonsnsical saying but Peewee Herman (even after his arrest in the porn theater) was always my idol (surprise!). loved the scene in his "Big Adventure" movie where he's in the biker bar trying to use the phone but he can't hear because of the noise. he covers the mouthpiece and shouts: "shut up, i'm trying to use the phone!" oh, that Peewee. i also covet the scene where he asks if there is a basement to the Alamo.
ReplyDeleteSVU was so unintentionally funny last nite. Poor Stabler accidentlly got shot again by a female FBI agent. That fine body of his has been shot so many times!!! but it at least provided an opportuity to see Elliot shirtless, laying in a hospital bed!!!! but the funny thing was is that whenever Elliot is around the FBI agent (played on an irregular basis by Marcia Gay Harden) he gets hurt. he mentions that to her and she replies: "oh, get over it Nancy". she called my Chris Nancy!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot violent TT, just love the sick visual that goes with it! Sicko is fine. :)
ReplyDeletePeewee is the best. LARGE MARGE!!!
I am loving asshat too. It is starting to pop up everywhere lately. I give full credit to you Patricia-LOL!
Oh, no, asshat is not mine. It just shows the degenerate blogs I generally read...such as this one.
ReplyDeletedegenerate blog? i beg your pardon my sweet princess...
ReplyDeleteOh oh, I'm staying way outta this one! Tell me when you are done killing each other-LOL!
ReplyDeletein only the nicest way. Maybe I should have said "adult".
ReplyDeleteBy the way, now I see how to get you out of your hidy hole. Make a provocative remark.
Provocative works for everything....
ReplyDeleteHere's hoping tomorrow is another beautiful weather day. Hope everybody has a good rest of the night.
LOL, my last word verification was extedder.
ReplyDeletePerfect ending for my evening at least!
hey Judes, i gave someone a call tonight and was told to leave a message...hmmm.
ReplyDeletemaybe perhaps she was entertaining one of her many gentlemen friends.
ReplyDeleteHey Judes, I went out this evening for 1/2 hour and when I got back I tried to return that call and got NO ANSWER!
ReplyDeleteaccording to my cell phone, someone called me @ 12:30 am!!!! and i was in bed getting my beauty rest. Judes, what was this person doing out soooo late? and what about the line of suitors waiting outside her door? weren't they cold???
ReplyDeleteSOME people should call on the evening that they promised and not hope to find someone in on another evening. I could, after all, be jetting to Rio for dinner, or boating in Venice. Or at the ice cream shop for a banana split to celebrate the last warm days of Fall.
ReplyDeleteevidently someone has forgotten who i am...they should have sat by their phone anxiously awaiting my call for however long it takes. and i am sure Judes would agree with me on that.
ReplyDeleteYes, but that hot fudge banana split, no matter how junior the size, was a rare treat.
ReplyDeleteWhenever a dear friend passes too soon, it serves to remind me that enjoying whatever time we have is the secret to a happy life.
Anyone going to the movies this weekend? I think during Thanksgiving week that I'll try to see the new Harry Potter film with my sister, who is a fanatic. However, sometimes that makes her hyper critical so if she can't go with me, I might take my granddaughter who started reading the books when she first started to read and who I took to the bookstore at midnight the evening that the last book was released.
Where the hell are you two? OK, I know Judes is at work with a dragon breathing down her back. But I'm taking on BobNYC all alone on AT.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I carry the banner into the field.
Dear friends, what about the Toothy BV today?
ReplyDeleteIt's really gotten to be one of the most vicious, Catch-22 romantic situations in Hollywood: poor Toothy Tile's love life. Last we heard, Tinseltown's most notoriously closeted actor last gave his fake-beard ways another whirl—and not in the classiest of ways, either.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Wonder if that chick-patrolling Toothy was up to could be a habit he picked up...
MORE: Catch Up On Everything Toothy Tile in Our Blind Vice Archive!
While cruising for guys in West Hollywood? In dark, public places? We think this just might be an affirmative assumption on our part!
Only because not only do old habits die hard (Toothy loves doing it anyplace except a bed, remember?), but it's clear Tooth's recently amped-up, PR chick-dating has made him hungrier than usual for his natural inclination: dudes.
Near the Sunset Strip, Tooth was recently standing not that far from a popular gay club. He was by himself, in the alley in between two darkly lit buildings. A super-cute guy a little younger than Mr. Tile walked by. The young brown-haired guy knew the drill: If he was interested, turn back around. Which he did.
Very nervously, he went up to Toothy, knowing exactly who he was. Toothy replied, "Hey."
"Hey," responded cute boy, barely audible. The wholesome-looking dude added, "How's...it going?"
"Great," said Toothy, who moved further back into the blackness of the alley, somewhere near the—gasp!—trash bins. He placed one hand on his growing crotch, which was not insignificant at this point.
Toothy's man-choice for the night reluctantly took one step toward Toothy, and then he stepped back. It wasn't so much that he had a boyfriend at home he was thinking about, but it was more so the faint smell of eau de refuse that was making him hesitate. He just couldn't go through with it.
He bolted, practically hitting himself the whole way home.
And yes, this really did happen. All 18 tales of our Toothy archives have indeed gone down. As it were.
20.Patricia Fri, Nov 12, 2010, 9:52 AM
I would give this story "questionable" status. Who reported it? The boy on the street obvs. Fan boys and girls don't make anything up ever, do they? Especially the fame hangers-on in Hollywood. Nope. I'm tired of unsubstantiated gossip.
31.BobNYC Fri, Nov 12, 2010, 10:59 AM
Two Points: 1) Long-time readers know Ted used to give absolute clues in the early days and it was clear TT is Jake. 2) Some of you need to read better: He wasn't standing on a brightly lit street corner, he was "in the alley in between two darkly lit buildings." And yes, Ted has been around long enough to tell a fake story. So far as I know, he's only been fooled once and it was the result of a mis-communication by somebody trying to play a prank on him.
35.Patricia Fri, Nov 12, 2010, 11:12 AM
BobNYC, you seem to be forgetting the leeway Bibby is giving his new interns. What else would explain some of the crap being posted here lately? Bibbs is probably at his Twi shrine.
everybody, sorry for my absence today but Ricky took over the pc all day today. lfj: good to see u back. we were all getting worried about u.
ReplyDeletetisha, love the twi shrine comment. u go girl!!!
btw, when i lived in PA i lived in back of a chocolate and ice cream factory called Sarris. tisha u would have loved it. they had a store attached and almost everynite i would go over a have a banana split. yummy!!!!
and Judes, i commented to BobNYC to leave u the fuck alone.
48.
ReplyDeletewaiting4godot Fri, Nov 12, 2010, 3:35 PM
Judes, thank you for your support. and BobNYC, you may call me a twit if u want but leave my Judes alone. she gives great pedicures!!!
btw Tisha, ain't going to no movies this weekend but am going to the live (on video) 25th anniversary concert of Les Miserables this coming Wed.
ReplyDelete49.
ReplyDeleteKate Fri, Nov 12, 2010, 3:46 PM
@Guesser: you have restored my faith in sanity. Seriously! Although I honestly would have just kept the object of my desire moving until I got to a less smelly locale. (Not into Toothy myself) @29: Ted does know who to listen to in H-town. Much easier than you think. @Patricia: Bwahahahahaha! @BobNYC: always nice to see you. Mean that. I lurk but rarely post. As for my 2 cents worth: no doubt this happened. How long ago? Hmmmm. Strange the lengths people will go to sometimes. You'd think it would be easier for the poor guy to get his freak on. Then again, the celebs I know are aging rock stars, all of whom happen to be straight. Maybe it's the culture...
52.
waiting4godot Fri, Nov 12, 2010, 3:54 PM
@49 Kate: better u should have stayed lurkin' than deciding to post your assanine comment.
OK, I read AT every day. Well some days I just read the titles, but I look everyday. So of course I think Bibby has some insight. But do I think he's capable of drumming up interest by posting something very marginally verifiable? Yes, I certainly do. Bibby knows that he's been pissing off his long term readers. If every celeb who goes to W. Hollywood had the stories from the street boys there told as fact, there would probably be a new story every night. (Not that there aren't plenty of real stories that will never be told.)
ReplyDeleteBTW, my daughter and her tiny family live in West Hollywood. It's a nice area. When I visit and take long walks with her, there's always at least one household with a bunch of bee-u-ti-ful men hanging around in a front driveway. Very stylish. Think "A Single Man."
P.S. I loooove Les Miserables
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZwhLZkc8YQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIwgD4I5UtQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IA36liLghk&feature=related
i've seen it 3 times live on stage...
ReplyDeleteHand on heart, I swear this is true: when I saw it on Broadway, the woman next to me slept all the way through, cannons and all. Afterwards, she said she enjoyed it so much she was going to another play the next night.
ReplyDeleteOh, lfj, that is too rich. My father will close his eyes and seem to be asleep but can tell you what's happening and what was said. I think it's because he grew up in radio days and prefers the audio to the visual.
ReplyDeleteShe was snoring or snorking rather and sometimes twitched and woke herself up.
ReplyDeletePoor lfj. That could have affected your enjoyment, but gladly, it didn't.
ReplyDeleteI think Les Miserable is the best musical ever, and I say that even though I saw the original run of Hello, Dolly on stage as a youngun.
Dammit I'm gone a day or two and look what I miss. LFJ, where have you been girl? Good to see you back! The one and only Broadway show I ever saw was Cats in 1983. I have big cultural dreams but I never seem to execute them! I've seen Les Miserable the movie, the version with Liam Neeson and I loved it. Hello, Dolly is mag too! Was just trying to get up to speed on the AT banter over the Toothy Vice on Friday. Made a remark that BobNYC was an asshat to you BB. Thanks for telling him to leave me alone even though I think I could take him in a fight-LOL!
ReplyDeleteHe gets no Pedicures from me evuh-
Hell on wheels Bosslady has really been on the warpath for a few days. I have been literally terrified to log into anything personal at work unless she and her spy are off the premises. I think they are working with the IT department to start monitoring everybody's computers. At least that is the what the office grapevine is saying. So I may not have any chances at all to talk during the day much anymore.
MMMMMM, now I want a banana split. So much talk of ice cream.
Both of you just keep your cell phones glued to your hands from now on and you won't miss any future calls!
It is very simple for your IT department to monitor your PC usuage, Judes. Don't go onto any non work related sites from work anymore except if it is allowed during breaks, etc. I know peeps who have been fired for sending a personal email from their work account.
ReplyDeletehey Judes, funny u should mention Cats - Tisha and I were discussing it over the phone last nite - neither of us liked it even tho we both love cats and T.S. Elliot.
ReplyDelete2 more of my all time favorite musicals are Joseph & the Technicolor Dreamcoat and Pippin. both can be found on youtube.
ReplyDeleteI've seen Joseph & the ATD in a small community theatre where the performers using the audience area to set up some of the scenes. It was great fun. Never seen Pippen. But I took my mother years back to see one of her favorites: Fiddler on the Roof.
ReplyDeleteget off my blog u lil hussy - off i say!!! i saw on AT where u were coming onto BobNYC. and after i gave u some of the best moments of my life. live and learn as my mama use to say. thank the lord i still have my lovely Judes and her wonderful pedicures. if not i'd be devasted - simply devasted i tell u!!! (w4g creeps away, tears streaming down his cheeks...his face cheeks that is.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteI've been bracing myself for that all day.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I may flirt but I only dance with the guy that brung me.
I is a lady.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkZCrpPTCbM
yea, and so is BobNYC...
ReplyDeleteI loved w4g's comment on AT that the TT thread reminded him of the old days of comments. I agree. A complete run of comments with no idiotic remarks about kid actors and their fauxmance to promote their films and the tards that believe it.
ReplyDeleteBut I came here to say that the comments are still coming and remain, as was always usual, more and more interesting as the thread peters out.