jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Friday, November 5, 2010

notes from facebook...

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"I am considering deleting my friend ****** because people keep mentioning how they love to read his post. They find him soooo funny. The only thing that keeps me from deleting him is that I feel a bit sorry for him being locked up in the state mental institution & all. I am a bit surprised they have internet connection in there."

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  1. ****** "Don't do it *****, if he's in the institution he needs you :) He is a nice guy!!"

    ****** "Seriously???? The poor guy has to be able to communicate with someone." lol

    ****** "it is good to know that you have friends who appreciate my fine, dry, witty, and at times, sarcastic sense of humor. And to think that all this time I thought I was the only intelligent friend u had.

    But I do need to correct you. The Betty Ford Clinic is not a state mental institution. And, of course, most everybody here has a laptop w/wi-fi. In fact, I'm using Lindsey Lohan's laptop as I type this. Btw, you would not believe some of the sites she goes to!!! Lord have mercy on my soul. Gotta go now, Lindsay wants to twitter..."

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  2. OK, I get it. The censored name is our friend, wfg, who is getting the treatment from a facebook friend. And that last statement is our Sweet Prince himself from The Betty Ford Clinic. VERY funny.

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  3. like the prodigal son, u were lost but now u are found!

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  4. LOL!

    Ok you guys, I'm getting finger cramps typing on a netbook. I hope my computer clicks back to life after my hub runs yet another scan on it. We shall see....
    Meantime, he is going to work and I am going early X-Mas shopping. I vowed that this year I would not be scrambling last minute and I'm doing my very best to honor that vow. Wish me luck because Saturday and shopping are a very bad mix. And it's all of 31 degrees to boot...
    Talk atcha later.

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  5. PS-love the Chris Meloni gallery BB-

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  6. going xmas shopping, huh Judes? btw, did u get the list of the things i wanted for xmas? santa checked his list twice but, alas, found me naughty but in a nice way...

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  7. I'd like some warm slippers and a hundred dollar bill, thank you.

    You are brave, Judes, because more and more, Christmas shopping starts now and the malls will be jammed.

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  8. Make that a hundred dollar bill in each toe of the slippers. I, unlike Teddy, have been a very good girl.

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  9. i just read where there is no full frontal nudity of Jake in his new movie - just bum shots. and i ain't payin' no 10 dollahs just to see his friggin' bum...i'll just wait until the movie comes to netflix.

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  10. Yes, full frontal of Anne, but none of Jake. Just friggin' bias, no doubt. On the other hand, women show their boobs everyday, even when dressed, their size in any event. And womens snatch is pretty well the same from one to another. But men have a lot more ego tied up in their junk. Think of how people make fun of the Situation for his lack of a situation. As I female I don't get it.

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  11. Since this blog has been silent for most of today, I was forced to entertain myself by raking leaves.

    Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?!?

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  12. yes, Judes should be quite ashamed of herself. she'd better have gotten you and I something nice for xmas since she was out shopping. developed a headache late morning and i slept most of the day.

    i remember the first time i saw male full-frontal nudity in a movie. can't remember the title but it was a foreign film. it showed Gerard Depurdieu (sp?), walking across the room nakkid. and let me tell u, it, unfortunately, was a very pitiful site to see. good thing it wasn't in 3-D because it would have been quite a waste!!! i remember somebody in the audience yelling out: does anybody have a magnifying glass? poor 'ol Gerard...such a fine actor but his assets were quite limited.

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  13. btw, did u all see in the comments section of A.T. where some want JG to get together with RP? if JG would ever stoop that low then this blog will become history and Chris Meloni will become front and center.

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  14. I had to stop and think, Teddy, which RP you were talking about. Every once in a while you'll read some peep saying that Ryan Phillippe and Jake have probably gotten it on, because, you know, they've known each other for about 15 years and that's all it takes. You've screwed everyone you've know for an extended period of time haven't you? That's all it takes for me. (she said sarcastically)

    So this is Robert Pattinson? I don't know, Teddy, Jake has already stooped to Taylor Swift. Although I believe they've only gone so far as to share ice cream cones so far. Naw, JG wouldn't go for that hairy mess. Whatever else you can say about Jake, he likes his genuine romances to be private.

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  15. I believe that the first time I saw full frontal male nudity was on a BBC show on TV. That was years ago but I was hardly a blushing young thing. Women have been going bare for a long, long time. I had four brothers so there was always a Playboy or two hidden away, not too cleverly, somewhere in my house.

    I also remember the first time I saw two men kissing. I admit that it took me aback. But it was only the newness. It was once completely banned from the mainstream media. But now, as I've told you in the past, I think it is totally sexy.

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  16. Tisha, want me to post a pic of Ric & I kissing?

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  17. where's Judes? perhaps she's trapped in a mall somewhere.

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  18. YES! A pic of you and Ric, that would be too, too good.

    I think poor Judes thumbs gave out from typing on that substitute device while her pc is being fixed. I sympathize.

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  19. Uhem, still waiting for those pix of Chris Meloni. That will cure your sore head.

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  20. I'm sorry you guys. My computer is completely effed. I am freaking out! Do you know how hard it is to get to the blog without a bookmark? It is impossible to type on this damn netbook, bear with me. I am going to work early tomorrow so I can get caught up.
    Love you all!

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  21. Going to work early! The ultimate sacrifice.

    Let me hold your hand, Judes. I've been through this. It's all the hot stuff we tell each other that is burning up the hard drives.

    Maybe Teddy should hold off on those pix of Chris Meloni afterall.

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