jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Monday, November 8, 2010

re: A.T.'s bitch-back letters

here is my response to the first letter in today's BB blog:


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waiting4godot Mon, Nov 8, 2010, 6:44 AM

to EJ: listen u friggin' idiot * if u read my letter then u would know my url is not an ad like wealthy dater. it's just my free lil blog i created so intelligent people, unlike u (who definitely has no reading comprehension skills), can comment on AT blogs (unrelated to the twilite s h i t) w/o having to mull thru all the stupid, assanine comments from twits like you. the repetition in the twitard comments only proves these twits don't read any of the comments but their own. i suggest you ask your 5th grade teacher about the availability of remedial reading classes. btw, my non-ad url is: http://waiting4godot-itsjake.blogspot.com/ anyway, have a nice day EJ and be careful on the monkey bars when you're out on the school's playground

28 comments:

  1. the actual BB letter:

    Dear Ted:
    Personally, I am indifferent toward Ashley Greene. However, I am frustrated with the number of comments I read on your posts of the Demi Lovato-Joe Jonas-Ashley drama singling Ashley out as a slut for being connected witha bunch of different guys/celebrities. Uh, Joe Jonas is just as guilty of that—Taylor Swift, Camilla Belle, Demi, Ashley and probably others. If people are going to judge one person for whoring it up, that same criteria should be applied to anyone else doing the same thing. At least Ashley has the balls to be up front about it and not hide behind a purity ring. Also, as for the person in one of your recent Bitch-Back's complaining about their url getting deleted? I proudly admit to being one of the (probably) many people pressing the "Report" button on the post, because it's a space for comments on the post, not ads!
    —EJ

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  2. Bravo! Bravo! Good job w4g. But as you say, they don't read any posts but their own. I reported all the comments with a link this morning, there must have been at least 20. Revenge is mine!

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  3. to 101.waiting4godot Mon, Nov 8, 2010, 6:57 AM

    I wanted to join your"club" since you are the first person in the cyber space I know who likes John Steinback. But I am The Wrath-ed of Grape at your rudness to others. The public and private image doesn't match.

    What a coward! Adult talk scares him/her off. (That and spell check, but we're very forgiving here, thank gods.) But, yeah, what about John Steinbeck, w4g? And who the hell would think that adoring John Steinbeck is a limited population on the net or anywhere????

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  4. i figured it out my dear Tisha. he/she evidently read my blog profile.

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  5. I still say that the people who admire Steinbeck, internet or no, are legion.

    Kinda scary who could be reading us here, huh? Blog voyeurs.

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  6. Morning loves! I have 5 minutes to comment-I think I can summon a rant.
    Internet voyeurs is a scary thought, innit?

    Way to go BB, I knew for sure you skewered somebody good from the gist of Patricia's emails yesterday. What's wrong with some people? They try and insult someone under the guise of intellect and then expect that nothing will come of it? The anonymity of the internet brings out the worst in some people-must be their true personas waiting to get out and this is how they surface-rude, nasty and plain name calling. Lovely society we have! Oh well, EJ had now joined the ranks of BobNYC on my shanking list. I will be sharpening my weapon and after I'm done, we all get pedicures!!

    Bri is 99% positive that my new 2011 version of Webroot spy/ativirus is what is screwing with my computer. He was doing research on it and found that it blocks many java and sun programs because it thinks they are viruses. He is going to work on it later when he gets home, so I may be good to go by tomorrow. That will make me a very happy Judes!
    All have a good day-

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  7. LOL, look at me trying to be covert before the boss get here-I was typing so fast I misspelled like crazy above-sorry!

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  8. TODAY ON AT

    Dear Ted:
    Would you please finally "And It Ain't" Jake Gyllenhaal as Toothy Tile? I get so sick of these people running around being so certain he's T.T. Can you shut them up once and for all and sic them all on a new suspect?
    —Wouldn'tCareifHeWasJustSickofKnow-it-all-Jerks

    Dear And It Ain't:
    It doesn't really matter what you care or think because according to Jake, it ain't him.

    TT: What a waste of good gossip since this is included in a lead in about Robsten. The answer is, of course JG says it ain't him...but never in public.

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  9. Patricia Tue, Nov 9, 2010, 6:46 AM

    Way to bury a Toothy Tile post, Bibby. Of course, JG denies he's Toothy, but that must be on the down low too, since I've never heard him acknowledge the BV.


    Bel Tue, Nov 9, 2010, 6:47 AM

    Did Ted just notted Jake or today I'm slow?



    To Bel Tue, Nov 9, 2010, 6:54 AM

    No he didnt not JG. That was just us loyal readers being toyed with.


    @#7 Tue, Nov 9, 2010, 6:59 AM

    read it again darling...bibby did not knot JG...he clearly states that JG knotted himself (not particularly as being TT but as being not gay) which is quite a difference.



    Bel Tue, Nov 9, 2010, 7:04 AM

    Thanks! If he ever not him, I will lose all my faith in Ted, I mean this is like the basic stone of the BVs' world for me.

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  10. waiting4godot Tue, Nov 9, 2010, 7:30 AM

    oh please bibby my boy * u know that JG is TT * btw, must u mention the twishit actors in every blog? they have nothing to do with this blog at all save for the fact that JG, RP and KS are all hiding their true sexuality.

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  11. Help the kids along, w4g. They are easily mislead by Bibby's careful choice of words.

    Did you hear that at a press conference for their new movie some reporter asked Jake about Taylor Swift and Anne Hathaway jumped in to help Jake avoid the question? Seems Toothy has all kinds of friends protecting him. It must be that sweet smile of his.

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  12. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY waiting4godot!!!!!!!!!


    In today's Bitch Back w4g was attacked by two separate twitards for hating on "two beautiful loving young people" or something to the effect. Of course referring to Robsten. Teddy, you are the king of kings.

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  13. Dumbass-stupid-worthless-why aren't they in school?-save us all from this Twishit-moronic TWITARDS!!

    Ugh! I hope to Christ that the sex scene in Breaking Dawn brings these sick little monkey fangirls down off their perches. I pray that it is as violent as everyone makes off the book says it is so the Twitards have to step back and go EWWWWWW! Then it will be all over. And we will all crack a virtual bottle of champagne together.

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  14. But, Judes, Kristen will be "practically naked" for some of the scenes.

    Isn't "practically naked" the same thing as not naked?

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  15. oops! i just broke my zipper thinking about KS nakkid...

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  16. I don't want to get you all stirred up, Teddy, but I'm practically nakkid too. I'm wearing a t-shirt, sweatshirt, slacks, and shoes but underneath my clothes I'm nakkid.

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  17. oh Tisha, u are such a c*#k tease. btw, i'm sitting here in my birthday suit trying to fix the broken zipper on my jeans.

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  18. LOL, hysterical new moniker pic you have there BB!

    Bri fixed it, am running good so far! No woody for me thinking of a nekkid KS. She doesn't even stir a hair for me. Neither does the smelly looking RP. I think he is in the hygenic pool as Brad Pitt. They both look like they smell bad to me, although I wouldn't kick Brad outta bed!

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  19. So, you're into pepaws, huh, Judes? That's grandfathers. There are pix of Brad on Angelina's set taking photographs. He is the perfect looking grandpa with his half glasses down his nose and his wrinkled face.

    The stories are that the smelliest actors are Brad Pitt, Matt McConaughey, and, sorry Ted, Keanu Reeves. But I haven't personally tested any of them.

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  20. LOL, you betcha Patricia! Give me Sean Connery any day of the week.

    Crabby Boss is in the bathroom, have 2 minutes here and I don't dare check my email/facebook-

    All three look disasterous on a regular basis so I can believe the smelly stories. On the flipside, they all clean up damn nicely!!

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  21. And PS, I just found out Boss Lady has a spy on us when she goes to lunch so there goes that playtime. How I love office politics-

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  22. Do you hear that, Teddy? No inference, but Judes is into older men. How are those pedicures progressing? (She's nakkid under her clothes too.)

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  23. I just read that Anne Hathaway is hosting SNL in another week. DAMN! Why couldn't they have chosen Jake instead? They're both promoting the same movie. He was hilarious that time he opened as one of the Dream Girls.

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  24. Jake on SNL. http://www.redbalcony.com/?vid=19705

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  25. Tisha, no comment on my new icon? i stole it from one of the links u sent me. and, of course, i knew that Judes was into older men, especially the studly ones like me. i mean, u really think she was at the mall last saturday? she not only gives great pedicures but great *censored*. but pleaswe, don't mention a word of this to her hubby, ok?

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  26. and, btw, TT can be my Effie any day of the week!

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  27. Oh, I didn't realize your icon came from me. Was it from a Pajiba link? I steal something from them pretty regularly.

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  28. Today I give virtual hugs and flowers to my friend Patricia who lost someone dear to her.
    If possible, do not be bogged down in grief and remember the joy and liveliness of your friend.
    We are all here for you Patricia, we will try to make you smile as much as possible today!

    :)

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