jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Caught! Jake Gyllenhaal Dines With Mystery Blonde

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b234596_caught_jake_gyllenhaal_dines_with.html

16 comments:

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    R Tue, Apr 5, 2011, 5:44 AM

    Yeah, what is it with Jake and blondes? Maybe he should go for a red head...try something new!

    hmmm...this sounds like Tisha trying to steal my boyfriend!!!

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  2. As if...I am a beautiful brunette with auburn highlights. Come on, Teddy, we all know that was you in a wig. Don't try to pretend otherwise.

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  3. Isn't this photo from about 5-6 years ago when the Toothy BV was breaking on AT and the Toothy Cult (all together: shout our motto!) was forming?

    There was supposed to be some clue in the tabletop as I recall.

    Redhead? Judes, where arrrrrrre you? Brunette w/auburn highlights could work as well.

    Alas, we know that these two beauties are in a committed relationship with W4G, who would cheat on them in a New York minute with Toothy. Girls, please.

    Did anyone else see Toothy on SNL's "Weekend Update" last Saturday?

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  4. I saw a vid of Toothy in SNL and thought it was amateurishly lame. Not worthy of the Tooth.

    Did you hear that "comedy patter" from the Country Music Awards? The two hosts were supposedly going on about the perfection of Taylor Swift (thus proving the writers were sniffing glue) and said something to the effect, "How could anyone break up with her? Oh but wasn't Jake in 'Brokeback Mt'? That explains it." Followed by guffaws from the audience. I told my grand that one and she, honestly, was shocked. "What?" she said. "What a bunch of hicks."

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  5. Yes, the SNL bit was worthless, except for Adam Samberg's Nicholas Cage imitation. Jake looked and acted like -- sorry, W4G -- a simpleton.

    How many county music award shows are there per year? Seems like thousands. Forgive please, but I do NOT like Reba McEntire, especially after she dissed the Dixie Chicks.

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  6. I used to listen to country music a long time ago, when it was authentic. I will still stop what I'm doing if I hear George Jones. But now it's just cornball, pecs, and hair...and that's just the women.

    And as much as I don't like modern country, that they would make such a remark on a national broadcast makes them dead to me. (Two national award shows, one in Las Vegas, you know home of country music, and one in Nashville because they would like to pretend they still share a Southern tradition of music. Emphasis on "pretend.")

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  7. and let's not forget Patsy Cline, Hank Williams, etc.

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  8. and yea, there wasn't even a reason for Jake to be in that skit in the first place.

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  9. I didn't like the Nicholas Cage bit on SNL either. It was mean.

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  10. i dunno, Nic Cage seems like an a-hole.

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  11. I think he's a one-note actor whose time has passed. I loved the line about leaving to have sex with the U.S. Constitution!

    Merle Haggard. Louvin Brothers. Jim Reeves.

    But, oh my yes George Jones (best country voice ever)! I challenge you to listen to "He Stopped Loving Her Today" without a teardrop.

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  12. Nicholas Cage is an a-hole of the first measure who can't justify it with his diminished talent. But there's no need to kick a man when he's down. HE'S not the one who keeps hiring himself.

    George Jones. Best Song Ever: "He Stopped Loving Her Today." Yes and I've always liked "The One I Loved Back Then." But he's good no matter what he sings.

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  13. one of my favorites, of couse, is Patsy Cline's "Crazy", which, btw, was actually written by Willie Nelson. and then there's Hank Williams, "Why Dont' You Love Me Like You Used to DO".

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  14. How 'bout Hank Williams's "Setting the Woods on Fire" or "You Win Again" (which Jerry Lee Lewis practically made his own -- love it)?

    Another couple of Jones goodies: "Darling, Say It's Not You" and "It's Been a Good Year For the Roses."

    Lucky thing my classical piano teacher died years ago, 'cause the above would kill her.

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  15. A couple of years ago a bio flick was made about Tom Petty. I love the music of Tom Petty, especially the poetry of his lyrics, so I think I've seen that 3 hour film about 5 times. Toward the end they show Tom and the Heartbreakers doing Hank Williams song "The Lost Highway."

    Here's Hank singing it:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCgicPdsxxg

    Favorite Hank Williams: "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry." But all my kids and my grands know my voice singing, "Hey, Good Lookin,"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95aP0OWx4jY

    which I've used as cradle song along with "Summertime" from Porgie and Bess. I also love Hank's "Setting the Woods on Fire."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdr9nPLxWI

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  16. Changing direction slightly - did anyone see the Source Code? I did see it at my theater as I wasn't certain how long it would play there - good thing I did as it will be in one of their other theaters that I don't particularly care for. Anyway, I liked it but then I do like convoluted sci fi stuff. The premise was ever evolving (I won't go into any detail in case someone is going to see it) and not totally predictable. Besides, it had Jakey starring in it and that ain't bad!

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