Ursula Beatrix has been born. 8 pounds, 21 inches.
Nothing's as exciting
Nothing is as grand
As a new little grandchild
Sent by God's own hand
They bring so much joy
Filling us with pride
A love so special
It cannot be denied
Congratulations are at hand
To a grandparent such as you
May you set a good example
In what you say and do
Congratulations To You!
Thank you, thank you. When it comes to my grandchildren, this is three, I prefer to think of myself as a co-conspirator.
ReplyDelete"there is three" Make that "there are three." Seems I'll have to go back to school before I can be called any kind of positive influence on my grandchildren. I plead exhaustion after waiting for the news all day.
ReplyDeleteYahoo!! Congrats P!!
ReplyDeleteLOL, and here is Michael K giving credit to Ted C for Gwynnie P being called Fishsticks. I just love Michael K......
ReplyDeleteOne of the questions I get asked the most by hos (besides, "Who do I talk to in order to have you committed for an infinite amount of time?") is how the nickname Fishsticks Paltrow was born? I always direct them to Ted Casablanca who pulled Gwyneth Paltrow out of a freezer burned Gorton's box many years ago and gave her the nickname of Fishsticks, because as he puts it she's "cold, much too thin and overly white-breaded." It stuck with me for those very reasons, and because I have a feeling that her words would go down easier if they were coated with tartar sauce.
LOLOLOLOL! HAD to share this Michael K nugget.....
ReplyDeleteReese Witherspoon And RPattz's Sex Scene Sounds Hot
Reese Witherspoon recently WAH WAH WAHed out that she sits in her car and weeps mournful tears for the loss of her privacy, but ho really should be bawling at the fact that she's swallowed way too many tablespoons of sparkly vampire sputum. The lining of Reese's stomach now looks like the inside of a Twihard's chonies after they fapped with a bottle of body glitter to the leaked Breaking Dawn sex pictures. Reese tells InTouch that shooting her big fake fuck scene with RPattz for that movie about elephants with cotton mouth was not unlike making out with a toad's runny ass.
On the day they had to exchange fluids, RPattz's fluids had a little extra something in it thanks to the cold he came down with. Reese oh-so-eloquently put it like this: “Rob possibly had the most hideous horrible cold of any co-star I’ve ever had to do a love scene with ever in my entire life. He was literally snorting and snotting through every second of it – and it was not appealing. I’m talking green, infectious, disgusting – I’m not kidding! I’m going to say it’s a little bit of a downer. I was a little disappointed. It wasn’t sexy.”
Are we sure RPattz isn't allergic to Reese's ass? You know, a Reese and RPattz hump scene doesn't sound sexy in the first place, so him shooting mucus balls from his nose is just nature's way of barfing. Oh, and that chorus of squishes you hear is every Twihard getting down to Reese's quote. It's going to take more than green snot to keep them off the body glitter bottle.
God help me, but I want to see Thor.....
ReplyDeleteWe need baby pics P!!
u want to see Thor Judes? i'll say a prayer for you.
ReplyDeleteYikes, that description of kissing that twit is just vomitous.
ReplyDeleteOkay, who is Thor? I'm such a square.
Snowing here today. Hurrah!
Good news on "my victim" yesterday (DNA being tested, so keep every finger crossed).
Another account of my father has surfaced and I can give the nice, tidy little sum to a no-kill shelter. My mother kept her money separate so he wouldn't run off with a chorus girl and spend it. I'm beginning to think that he kept accounts just for running off with chorus girls.
Feelin' groovey!
Thor is the God of Thunder LFJ. Hollyweird made another superhero movie and I want to see it (don't know why other than the lead actor is hot!).
ReplyDeleteNew York or Vegas chorus girls?!?
Fingers AND toes crossed on the DNA!!! Let us all know what happens-
Location not a problem. The only requirement was being of the female persuasion and breathing.
ReplyDeleteJust before he died at the age of 93, he had proposed to a "younger woman" (75!) about whom he said her bosom was quite large and she was a "good kisser."
As you get older, I'm sure the title of "chorus girl" gets looser to include any hussy who would want a plus 80 year old man.
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