jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Jake & Mila?

should Mila be Jake's new beard. what do u think?

32 comments:

  1. i don't think Mila is the "bearding" type. besides, i hear she hates coffee!!!

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  2. I think he's interviewing candidates now. There are a few.

    Jake met with that Swifty girl today in Nashville...over coffee. I think it was the so-sorry-but-I-don't-like-you-in-that-way meeting.

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  3. Happy day after your birthday, Tisha -- our gossip maven supreme!

    W4G, put the splains to me: who is Mila Whatever and how should I know her?

    That's a good/bad mug shot, TT; I've sifted so many and seen so many in person that nothing shocks me. Paint sniffers with metallic rings around their noses and mouths (they prefer gold and silver paint). Badasses who've just had very private piercings removed with wire pliers by the cops and are crying like little girls. Thowup down their fronts, boogers, slobbers, meth teeth and complexion, pee pants. Oh, it's truly beautiful.

    But enough about Reese Witherspoon's relatives . . .

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  4. lfj, Mila acted on the tv series, that '70 show - she played Jackie. she is currently starring in the Black Swan and is being nominated for best supporting actress. she just broke-up with that Culkin kid after 8 yrs. she and jake were seen together at one of the golden globe after parties. she is supposed to be a really nice person.

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  5. lfj, love the comment about RW's relatives LOL & is there any particular reason that paint sniffers prefer gold and silver paint. does it provide a better high?

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  6. Maybe it's just purtier on their face. Sniffing paint kills brain cells so reasoning becomes an unavailable tool.

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  7. What a joke! AT is stopping and stalling again today. I'm not sure it's worth even thinking about.

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  8. yea, i know...think they're revamping the site. am really tired of bibby - hear he made a real ass of himself at the golden globes. just went to the site to check out this week's BV. i usually skip over the rest of the shit unless it has something to do with Jake.

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  9. from the AT trenches:


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    Oldie, but Goodie Thu, Jan 20, 2011, 6:51 PM

    To #38 * Dandelion: My original post was not addressing the Taylor/Jake restaurant issue it was addressing the gay/straight issue. I was agreeing with the #19 poster who calls themselves Really. But now that you brought it up ** where is the picture of them at the restaurant ** we, who question all data before we accept something as fact, would even accept a blurry cell phone one like the photo circulating on the internet of Jake on the train.




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    waiting4godot Thu, Jan 20, 2011, 7:53 PM

    @41:that pic of Jake on the train...that was taken on his way to my place.



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    Oldie, but Goodie Thu, Jan 20, 2011, 8:22 PM

    #45 waiting4godot * English major or Samuel Beckett Play Person * whether you be one or all three.... That picture proves one thing beyond a shadow of a doubt-- that night or day... he was on a train. One more thing * beyond a shadow of a doubt * at least in my family ** we liked his performance in Brothers.

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  10. New Blind Vice: King Schlong

    Sounds like Clooney but the ain'ts make it seem like a singer...even Depp has been in a band. Can't be Timberlake because he already has a vice, right? Leo is the same problem as Clooney.

    But that party girl, sounds like Ryan Phillippe's ex, Alexis Knapp. I don't know whose she's on right now. So I got nothing.

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  11. W4G, they get high from the solvents used to suspend the metallic materials in gold and silver paint, a different source than most inhalants.

    Hey, Reese Witherspoon grew up in Nashville, not New Orleans! Her father was a wealthy physician.

    TT, when Ava Gardner was asked why she divorced Mickey Rooney, she said: "I was tired of being married to a goddamn midget."

    What an experience for your dad -- or any GI of that time.

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  12. Well, my father, being an old fashioned gentleman, did not reveal her actual words, and now, so many years later, does not remember them, I'm sure. But what he did say when he repeated the story to me when I was an adult was that she was very specific about what she hated about Mickey in very colorful language. My father found her to be a boring drunk. "Was she beautiful, Dad?" "Yes, but I've seen many women as beautiful. She was crude, and that's the biggest impression she made on me."

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  13. And hey, longingforjake, just how do these paint sniffing morons LEARN this stuff? Boggles the imagination.

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  14. From the moron/dirtbag grapevine and by trial and error.

    Sorry I didn't know who Mila is. I'm aware of "The Black Swan" but never see movies till they can be downloaded (got tired of ijits blathering behind me while rattling their popcorn bags and Juju Fruit boxes).

    So, does Toothy, then, home in on women in the spotlight to make himself appear to be straight? Gag, how does one live such a lie?

    Where's Judes?

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  15. I think Jake works it. For all extents and purposes, he's a single man. Gotta be a lot of pressure on him to be seen with the ladies. And the object is to increase his visibility, so yeah, the ladies in the spotlight. I mean, he could choose some unknown and it would seemingly fill the bill, but it has to be someone glamorous and in the business. Sad, sad, sad. He's not the only one doing it. But he hasn't been looking his best lately. I think it's taking its toll.

    I think Judes might be busy but I know she is still reeling from all the health issues at home. Nurse Betty, you know. I heard briefly from her this morning. What is more noticeable is the absence of W4G. He's been very spotty in his role of blog overseer.

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  16. I will always hold Bibby's AT in a special place of my heart. It is there that I met Waiting4Godot, ItsJake, Judes, Roc, and others. But on his T,L,&T this week he said, "2012 is the year Kristen Stewart will be getting her Oscar." It's tough to watch someone so relatively young slip into dementia. Maybe he believes that 2012 is the end of the world afterall.

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  17. I'm fine LFJ, just like TT (P in my heart!) said, I'm just overloaded at home. The jerkfaces in the IT dept at work dismantled our internet access and we are restricted from visiting any sites or blogs that don't directly deal with insurance companies or billing. I have an old phone without internet access and my friend at work will shoot me if I ask for her Iphone again while I use the facilities! LOL!
    Anyway, Jake is listening to his handlers and making himself off as Casanova of the ladies. He is pushing himself farther back into the closet which is just sad, but alas, is his choice. Ted has been completely dilusional about KS and his Oscar predictions for her. He has to keep the Twishits frothing at the mouth and overloading his boards ya know! It's sickening and I have temporarily abandonded him again. I can't even work up any barbs for Ted because he's just so lame lately. Thanks to P, I am enamored with Michael K of dlisted now.
    BB will not leave us for very long. That's the beauty of being the boss, you can do and say whatever the heck you want, whenever the heck you want-LOL!

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  18. i'm back...was just busy buying gold and silver paint @ the Home Depot. hmmm...think i'll try the silver first. LOL

    Tisha, funny u should mention the TLT. here's the comment I made before i even saw your comment:


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    waiting4godot Sat, Jan 22, 2011, 9:58 AM

    KS winning an Oscar in 2012? yea, sure...step aside Charles * William...i'm gonna be the next king of England. and why does bibby say that other celebrity relationships are in trouble when the couple isn't seen together but in the case of KS * RP, he says it proves their relationship if fine. gimme a break. KS was probably back in a hotel getting stoned, drunk and biting her fingernails (break that nasty habit girl) with her girl of the moment while RP was cruising for dudes.

    well, off to a housewarming party - catch u all soon!!!

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  19. hmmm...someone is stealing my moniker on the AT. i only posted once...

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  20. oh no!!!!


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    to break that nasty habit girl) Sat, Jan 22, 2011, 11:35 AM

    "break that nasty habit girl" Why don't you W4G? Just do it. Stop fishing here for fans, stay in your own blog. We don't want your revelation about Ted * Rob and kristen. Stop that gay bashing.

    who could this be?!?

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  21. This is my small rebuttal:

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    What's in a name Sat, Jan 22, 2011, 5:23 PM

    WTF. Robsten fans are so insecure that they will steal a moniker to post pure crraapp here. Small minds do such small things. BTW, I'll be waiting at the 2012 Oscars for Kristen Stewart's name to be called. But only if they add best nail biting in a drama.

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  22. It's probably BobNYC impersonating you. Christ knows, everybody else hates him now so I wouldn't put moniker borrowing past him. I don't even want to read the garbage Ted has been posting lately, still on temporary boycott of his site. Wish Gossip Boy would be more consistent, now there is someone who's either an addict or working on a movie-LOL!
    Again, Roc I beseech you! Who is Gossip Boy?!?

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  23. Well, you're not missing anything, Judes. Bibby has devoted his site to the Twits again today. It kinda makes me think that Bibbs is planning on retiring in a couple of years. There will nothing be left of his blog after Pattinson and Stewart go the way of the over rated talentless.

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  24. methinks bibby should retire right now!!!!

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  25. Wha...just who is that posting? Someone named waiting4godot? Haven't heard from him in a while.

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  26. thanks for the rebuttal Tisha. u always have my back, doncha? and Judes, don't know if that was BobNYC or not as he hates the twitards as much as any of us do...i personally think it's bibby himself. he knows i have my own blog and he's probably jealous that i have more fans than he does. LOL

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  27. Good theory, Teddy. AND he's jealous of your nickname.

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  28. from the trenches of the AT:

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    dazed Mon, Jan 24, 2011, 4:34 PM

    After seeing Jake with Reese so much, every girl since looks too young with him. I thought it was just Taylor Swift. Mila looks so young in the photo next to Jake's. Did anyone go to see Love and Other Drugs besides BobNYC, Waiting4godot, and Ted? I don't think it was very popular with the general public.


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    waiting4godot Mon, Jan 24, 2011, 4:48 PM

    to#14: i haven't seen Love and other Drugs yet and don't intend to until it comes out on DVD. that way, i can freeze frame Jake's nude scenes! oh, i'm getting excited just thinkin' about it...

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  29. Way to have a good time, W4G!

    Who is Cruella?

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  30. The predominant theory is that Cruella is Nicole Kidman.

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  31. I borrowed Janey's Iphone!!! I hope nobody hears me giggling in here while I read and write on this tiny screen!
    Cruella IS Nicole Kidman.

    Ted should reveal a bunch of vices and go out in a bang of glory NOW.

    Gotta go (not literally!!!!!)

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  32. So, Mila didn't get an Oscar nom for Black Swan so, looking at the title of this thread, it looks like she has either risen or fallen in the Jake Gyllenhaal lotto.

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