This blog was named after a long lost blogger pal of mine. It was created so my other blogger pals and I from the Awful Truth can avoid the twitards and have meaningful and intelligent conversations.
WARNING: This is a Twilight, Paris Hilton, Lilo & Kardouchian free no zone. Any posts regarding the aforementioned will be promptly deleted and the poster will be blocked from making any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
Well, it's obvious to those of us who saw that picture he sent you, the one you then posted on the side.
A "relationship" that lasted one month. Who do you think was more desperate to be seen with someone of the opposite sex? Jake or Taylor? Gossip Boy says Jake couldn't deal with the age difference. I'd say it's more likely he couldn't deal with a bubble headed preteen in a (unnaturally thin) woman's body.
Wait-just wait. I think Gossip Boy (thank Christ he is back!) is right about them trotting each other out again the next time they need publicity for whatever project needs promoting. I completely agree with you too P, she is a little girl in a semi-woman body and he probably couldn't think of anything more to say to her. This is by far the WORST sham of a couple ever put together and I'm not sorry to see it gone for now. I just wish Jake would man up, grab Austin and Baby Tile and live the life he really wants. Stupid fool-
Now Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp pairing up almost caused me to fall off my chair. Nevuh evuh saw THAT one coming----
Yeah, ain't life grand? It's always surprising you. Mellencamp left his former super model wife and the mother of his two sons for MEG RYAN?!?
That man has some serious issues. And to top it off he looks about 70 years old lately. He's stopped dying his hair for one. I'd say it's a midlife crisis only he passed that point about 10 or 15 years ago.
Stop it P, he DOES look 70. You do NOT! I second your opinion, who in their right mind would leave Elaine Irwin for MEG RYAN! She did Russell Crowe for Pity's sake!! EWWW! Crowe cooties! Blectcht! How can he even look at her fish lips without cringing? Quiet BB, I hear that remark simmering in your head-LOL! Mellencamp is a melon head-
Actually, TT, the bodies and floaters here don't turn up till the spring flaw. Anyway, I deal with old murders. Criminy, I hate people. They are meaner than a bastard when it comes to killing.
I "got the sit down, can't cry, oh Lord, I'm gonna die blues (al la Judy Henske, not Grace Slick).
Gee Ted, pushing so much LeAnn hate this week. What, did she diss you in public while you were on vacay? Ease up, everybody hates her enough without you making it worse.
btw, why doesn't she save herself some time and just do a new cover of Neil Sedaka's Breakin' Up is Hard to Do? i always liked that lil ditty of a song...
I've got google reader set to some juicy sites and just read through their headlines to see what sounds ridiculous or interesting. Also I read Gawker and Pajiba and DListed everyday. And then my favorite movie site is Ramascreen.com. He's my favorite because he dialogues with me, but he also has interesting thoughts on film. I also use all those sites to bounce off to other sites. It's just a hobby. (OK, it's an obsession.)
I can see that I have at least been thought of while I've been slammed here at work! It don't matter to me what names I's called as long as I'm called something. Yeah, Judes snuck out here to lala land after giving her poor hubby some lame excuse about going motorcycle riding in Malibu with a potential client - in my dreams!
Welcome back, Roc. Glad to hear we have some gainfully employed members of this blog. Actually, I think I'm the only deadbeat.
No, lfj, that's the GossipBoy. He won't reveal his identity except to say that he is a deeply closeted working actor. When he's away on location, his blog dries up. But he must be on hiatus now because he's posting everyday.
I'm glad you're not an asshole, Roc. I wanted to send you my email address at a time when you can read it and then I can delete it.
Hopefully you'll email me some contact address so we can include you in some of our email exchanges. tt251853@yahoo.com is a special email I set up just for this.
i second that * i think only W4G can fully and completely satisfy the needs of Jake. rumor has it that he's already kicked poor Keanu to the curb for Jake.
52. Zac Fri, Jan 7, 2011, 5:14 PM
Wtf?!? I left Vanessa for W4G and now I'm reading that he was screwing around with Keanu and now Jake. You just wait until I get my hands on that s.o.b.!!!
53. Bones Fri, Jan 7, 2011, 5:17 PM
That W4G must be quite the stud. I heard that he even turned David Boreanaz gay!
54. Taylor Fri, Jan 7, 2011, 5:22 PM
That W4G sounds like a manwhore to me although I heard on the Breaking Dawn set that he flatly refused Rob Pattison's advances and sent him packing with a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap.
LOL P! You've been posting on AT under a million hysterical monikers I see!
Roc, you are a BAD boy! I luv it.
Well things are oh so fun here in pneumonia land. I have a nasty sore throat so I am sure I have to go to the doctor. Everybody pray my spawn doesn't get sick please.
I got nothing of value to contribute at the moment, just wanted you all to know I'm not dead. My hubby is way sick with pneumonia, got my hands full with that.
job well done my sweet princess...it's funny tho because after i posted all those comments and went off-line i was thinking that i should have included Chris in there somewhere and was planning on adding him later on but u beat me to the punch. great minds think alike!
Former “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” heartthrob, now on Fox’s “Bones,” was the subject of a tell-all interview by UK model Catalina Guirado–a former flame who revealed: “David’s idea of heaven is giving a long, sensual toe job.” She went on to say, “He was keener to get my socks off than my knickers. I was spending more time making sure my toes looked right than my hair and face.”
Commonly associated with most fetishes, Boreanaz favored a specific way for feet to look. Guirado added: “David didn’t like nail varnish on my toenails. He’d hate it if my toenails were any other color but natural. But he did like them to be polished. He’d play with them for several minutes before he worked his way round to other parts of my body. After that we’d have sex all the time, wherever we were. David would just grab me and we’d end up doing it on the kitchen floor or on the carpet in the living room.”
i told Jake it was either wild sex with me or coffee dates with Taylor - that he couldn't have both. now we all know which one he chose!
ReplyDeleteWell, it's obvious to those of us who saw that picture he sent you, the one you then posted on the side.
ReplyDeleteA "relationship" that lasted one month. Who do you think was more desperate to be seen with someone of the opposite sex? Jake or Taylor? Gossip Boy says Jake couldn't deal with the age difference. I'd say it's more likely he couldn't deal with a bubble headed preteen in a (unnaturally thin) woman's body.
I'm shocked I tell you, shocked. It seemed so real and true.
ReplyDeleteThere, there, lfj. We're all here for each other. You can cry.
ReplyDeleteWait-just wait. I think Gossip Boy (thank Christ he is back!) is right about them trotting each other out again the next time they need publicity for whatever project needs promoting.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree with you too P, she is a little girl in a semi-woman body and he probably couldn't think of anything more to say to her.
This is by far the WORST sham of a couple ever put together and I'm not sorry to see it gone for now. I just wish Jake would man up, grab Austin and Baby Tile and live the life he really wants. Stupid fool-
Now Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp pairing up almost caused me to fall off my chair.
Nevuh evuh saw THAT one coming----
Yeah, ain't life grand? It's always surprising you. Mellencamp left his former super model wife and the mother of his two sons for MEG RYAN?!?
ReplyDeleteThat man has some serious issues. And to top it off he looks about 70 years old lately. He's stopped dying his hair for one. I'd say it's a midlife crisis only he passed that point about 10 or 15 years ago.
Tish looks it up, Mellencamp is actually one year younger than she is...hangs head in despair.
ReplyDeleteStop it P, he DOES look 70. You do NOT!
ReplyDeleteI second your opinion, who in their right mind would leave Elaine Irwin for MEG RYAN! She did Russell Crowe for Pity's sake!! EWWW! Crowe cooties! Blectcht! How can he even look at her fish lips without cringing? Quiet BB, I hear that remark simmering in your head-LOL!
Mellencamp is a melon head-
Actually, TT, the bodies and floaters here don't turn up till the spring flaw. Anyway, I deal with old murders. Criminy, I hate people. They are meaner than a bastard when it comes to killing.
ReplyDeleteI "got the sit down, can't cry, oh Lord, I'm gonna die blues (al la Judy Henske, not Grace Slick).
lfj, i think we're currently on the same wavelength...hmmm.
ReplyDeletehey Judes, are we talkin' a sucker fish here?
ReplyDeletei hope Roc is just being an a-hole and not posting and that all is fine with him.
ReplyDeletefrom the AT trenches:
ReplyDelete4.
Judes Wed, Jan 5, 2011, 12:46 PM
Gee Ted, pushing so much LeAnn hate this week. What, did she diss you in public while you were on vacay? Ease up, everybody hates her enough without you making it worse.
is James Franco gay?
ReplyDeletehttp://insidemovies.ew.com/2011/01/05/james-franco-gay-roles/
lyrics to Tay Tay's new song about, what else, her newest break-up:
ReplyDeletehttp://popwatch.ew.com/2011/01/04/taylor-swift-jake-gyllenhaal-break-up-song/
btw, why doesn't she save herself some time and just do a new cover of Neil Sedaka's Breakin' Up is Hard to Do? i always liked that lil ditty of a song...
He did two versions:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbad22CKlB4
Years later:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hh--22Eu_M
Hear the pain and longing in the second? That's the one I love. Swifty would sing the first.
Judes, Check out TT's email. Aren't Meg's guppy lips smaller now?
ReplyDeleteW4G, if you figure out a cure for those kinds of blues, send it pronto!
Flaw/thaw. Maul/Mall. Yawl/ya'all.
ReplyDeletelfj, huh?
ReplyDeletetime-line:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.eonline.com/uberblog/detail.jsp?contentId=218997
Tisha, we gots to find u a man. Wanna borrow Keanu while Jake is here visiting me?
ReplyDeletehmmm...Roc & Judes have not been around...knowing that lil hussy, she probably stole Roc away from u my sweet princess. for shame, for shame!!!
Take your leftovers, Teddy? Sounds good!! But, really, is there anything left in them after you? IDTS.
ReplyDeleteJust word play on my typo, W4G.
ReplyDeleteTisha, YOU should write your OWN blog. Where do you get all the gossip?!
I've got google reader set to some juicy sites and just read through their headlines to see what sounds ridiculous or interesting. Also I read Gawker and Pajiba and DListed everyday. And then my favorite movie site is Ramascreen.com. He's my favorite because he dialogues with me, but he also has interesting thoughts on film. I also use all those sites to bounce off to other sites. It's just a hobby. (OK, it's an obsession.)
ReplyDeleteI can see that I have at least been thought of while I've been slammed here at work! It don't matter to me what names I's called as long as I'm called something. Yeah, Judes snuck out here to lala land after giving her poor hubby some lame excuse about going motorcycle riding in Malibu with a potential client - in my dreams!
ReplyDeleteTisha, did you write the blind vice in your email?
ReplyDeletehey Rocster, glad to see you're back buddy. wasn't calling u names - was just worried about you...that's all. now hopefully we will hear from Judes...
ReplyDeleteand Tisha, my leftovers are better than nothing at all.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Roc. Glad to hear we have some gainfully employed members of this blog. Actually, I think I'm the only deadbeat.
ReplyDeleteNo, lfj, that's the GossipBoy. He won't reveal his identity except to say that he is a deeply closeted working actor. When he's away on location, his blog dries up. But he must be on hiatus now because he's posting everyday.
I'm glad you're not an asshole, Roc. I wanted to send you my email address at a time when you can read it and then I can delete it.
ReplyDeleteHopefully you'll email me some contact address so we can include you in some of our email exchanges.
tt251853@yahoo.com is a special email I set up just for this.
and i didn't call Roc an a-hole, i just said i hope he was just "behaving" like one and that there was nothing wrong with him...that's all.
ReplyDeleteI called Roc an asshole, but only if he wouldn't come back here, which he did. But here's more important stuff:
ReplyDeletePoll: Who Should Jake Gyllenhaal Date Next?
Today 1:37 PM PST by Ted Casablanca
#18 Patricia Fri, Jan 7, 2011, 3:22 PM
Follow your heart, Jake, Austin Nichols, but only if waiting4godot turns you down.
further comments on the AT:
ReplyDelete50.
@Patricia Fri, Jan 7, 2011, 5:06 PM
i second that * i think only W4G can fully and completely satisfy the needs of Jake. rumor has it that he's already kicked poor Keanu to the curb for Jake.
52.
Zac Fri, Jan 7, 2011, 5:14 PM
Wtf?!? I left Vanessa for W4G and now I'm reading that he was screwing around with Keanu and now Jake. You just wait until I get my hands on that s.o.b.!!!
53.
Bones Fri, Jan 7, 2011, 5:17 PM
That W4G must be quite the stud. I heard that he even turned David Boreanaz gay!
54.
Taylor Fri, Jan 7, 2011, 5:22 PM
That W4G sounds like a manwhore to me although I heard on the Breaking Dawn set that he flatly refused Rob Pattison's advances and sent him packing with a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap.
LOL P! You've been posting on AT under a million hysterical monikers I see!
ReplyDeleteRoc, you are a BAD boy! I luv it.
Well things are oh so fun here in pneumonia land. I have a nasty sore throat so I am sure I have to go to the doctor. Everybody pray my spawn doesn't get sick please.
I got nothing of value to contribute at the moment, just wanted you all to know I'm not dead. My hubby is way sick with pneumonia, got my hands full with that.
Miss you all!
The only one that was me was "Patricia," the rest were all w4g himself, the scamp.
ReplyDeleteand further:
ReplyDelete64.
Meloni Fri, Jan 7, 2011, 7:10 PM
Da,m! I didn't know W4G was on the rebound. I missed my opportunity. Now I have only those pirated videos to keep me company.
Report .65.
David B. Fri, Jan 7, 2011, 7:11 PM
Shut your friggin mouth Meloni. My wife is screaming at me and all I wanted was a video of W4G's toes. I swear.
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can't fool Tisha...those all were posted by me save for 64 &65...those must have been Trisha but 65 sounds like Judes.
ReplyDeleteJudes would have if she wasn't so exhausted from being a home care nurse. I coudn't let w4g have ALL the fun.
ReplyDeletejob well done my sweet princess...it's funny tho because after i posted all those comments and went off-line i was thinking that i should have included Chris in there somewhere and was planning on adding him later on but u beat me to the punch. great minds think alike!
ReplyDeleteMeloni & that foot fetist David Boreanaz.
ReplyDeletedoes David really have a foot fetish?
ReplyDeletethat's what the gossips say.
ReplyDeleteFormer “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” heartthrob, now on Fox’s “Bones,” was the subject of a tell-all interview by UK model Catalina Guirado–a former flame who revealed: “David’s idea of heaven is giving a long, sensual toe job.” She went on to say, “He was keener to get my socks off than my knickers. I was spending more time making sure my toes looked right than my hair and face.”
Commonly associated with most fetishes, Boreanaz favored a specific way for feet to look. Guirado added: “David didn’t like nail varnish on my toenails. He’d hate it if my toenails were any other color but natural. But he did like them to be polished. He’d play with them for several minutes before he worked his way round to other parts of my body. After that we’d have sex all the time, wherever we were. David would just grab me and we’d end up doing it on the kitchen floor or on the carpet in the living room.”