This blog was named after a long lost blogger pal of mine. It was created so my other blogger pals and I from the Awful Truth can avoid the twitards and have meaningful and intelligent conversations.
WARNING: This is a Twilight, Paris Hilton, Lilo & Kardouchian free no zone. Any posts regarding the aforementioned will be promptly deleted and the poster will be blocked from making any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
"Never stop dreaming, because if you stop dreaming, you're just sleeping." -from Raising Hope
Regarding your remark to Sophia Bush about getting naked for PETA. I hereby start an online petition to have you, Ted Casablanca, drop trou. It's for the animals. —Pat
Dear Petitioner: Two things, sweetheart: First, thank you. Second, you'd better start this campaign before I stop smoking, 'cause, once I do, no Reese's Peanut Butter Cup will be safe.
Tisha states: That was me asking Bibby to give it his all. Where do we start the petition? It's part of your wish fulfillment.
Aw, that's a sweet quote from one of your favorite shows.
Well, the dawn has broken and we still have the ItsJake blog. Yahoo! The elimination of all this? Now THAT was a nightmare.
I wish I knew how to do an online petition. I've seen them so I know they exist but have no idea how to do it. Unfortunately, my post was printed along with a reference to the two Twats from Heaven, Robsten, so my idea has been buried in hundreds of comments examining every one of the facial epressions. Darn that Bibby.
Yeah, Bibby knows me. He used to print quite a bit of my emails to him, but that was pre-Twilight days. BTW, he completely ignored my inquiry about Keanu. I asked if he had ever been a BV and if so, was it recent or long ago. I even pushed the fact that I have two adopted cats and a rescued dog...but he's heard it all before. I was the one of the ones who started all the peeps giving their pet resumes after his big story about animal shelters last summer when he printed my email query (about Ryan of course) and praised me for my menagerie.
I'll go back and look for the Reese's reference. Was it today?
I am so embarrassed. Bibby said Reese's in MY answer. So it's time to confess. I skim read. It's a speed reading technique and sometimes it bites one in the butt.
I've been thinking. I do that sometimes to see if dust comes out of my ears. You and Bibby would probably be good friends should you meet, Teddy. (Even though it would cause some major confusion with the name.) Just like you, he has a wicked sense of humor. Yes, he knows I don't like Reese. And he recalled that too. (That has to be an invaluable asset to a gossip blogger.) So he threw in the reference.
Bibby is really quite smart...something that his critics would deny and that most of his readers don't seem to understand.
LOL Patricia, how much coffee did you drink this morning dear girl?! I understand Sister, I am happy beyond a doubt that BB isn't taking down the blog either! In fact, I ate an extra piece of coffeecake this morning in honor of W4G's change of heart.
You are so correct about Ted C. He is whip smart, sarcastic and quick witted with a sharp tongue (don't even go there BB). Unfortunately, the crazy parts of his Scorpio birth sign cast a dark shadow upon his personality. You can tell he is very jealous and possesive and he can sometimes be downright mean. He has also wrecked alot of his credibility, at least in my eyes, with his over the top coverage of sparkly vampires.
And I mean no offense to any Scorpios that might be among us-I really love astrology!
I'll e-sign your petition Patricia but I will be wearing blinders. As the Boss knows, I do not wanna Ted C nekkid-
Teddy is making fun of the fact that I don't like Reese. I think she is a phoney. Which of course is a huge asset in Hollywood. I'm always up for a Reese bash.
I have alot of free time, Judes, that's why I'm on here so often. And yes, I think I'm so relieved that we're not losing the blog that I'm on a high.
so Ted has a sharp tongue...ouch!!! sorry Judes, just had to go there. so u into astrology? me too!!! i'm a gemini, what are u? Tisha is a capricorn on the cusp if i remember correctly. don't know if you're aware of this astrology site but check it out. it's my favorite:
http://www.cainer.com/
btw Tisha, loved the interview with Keanu. gotta get back to work but will e-mail u later.
from fadedyouth.com This just in: The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide by Stephenie Meyer is set to be published on April 12.
Aaccording to publisher Little Brown Books for Young Readers, this is going to be the “definitive encyclopedic reference” to the Twilight Saga.
It is the only official guide and will include nearly 100 full-color illustrations and photographs. The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide will be released in hardcover for $24.99 and also be available as an e-book.
“I’m always amazed at how many in-depth questions my readers have about my characters and the world within the Twilight Saga,” says Meyer in the release. She promises to provide “as many details as possible” in the new guide, “including character histories, like Alice’s back story. I’m thrilled with the different artistic interpretations done by Young Kim and the other talented illustrators, including Bella’s wedding dress. I hope the fans feel it was worth the wait!”
I am in no way knocking your free time Patricia, I wish I had half the time you do. I love to talk a blue streak (as if you couldn't tell) and I'd be right here with you if I could.
I can't stand Reesey/Shaftarella. The whole phoney baloney media relationship with Jake was disgusting and I don't buy her Avon Princess bull either.
Ah the twins Beloved Boss, now I completely understand your impulsiveness. I am a Sagittarius with all the craziness of the sign times 12! Thanks for the awesome astrology site-I bookmarked it already. My son is a Capricorn like Patricia. My husband is a Pisces-tell me how in hell we managed to stay together for 15 years-LOLOL!
Ooooooh! 100 full-color illustations and photographs and only 24.99 to boot!! What the hell is this world coming too??
i'm going to be camping out in front of Barnes & Noble the nite before that book is published. but can i wait until 4/12/11?!? maybe Tisha can get hold of a pirated copy for me.
Judes, the love of my life was a Pisces. My current beau is an aries which is supposed to be a good match for geminis. oh btw, glad u liked the site.
Ok, you horoscope'y peeps. I'm born on the last day of Capicorn, Jan. 19. My ex was a Taurus, a classic Taurus I might add. My first born and last born are both Aquarians. And my middle daughter is a Pisces. My mother & sister are both Capicorns too.
Morning kids! Sorry no posts yesterday, it was a monster busy work day and then my spawn came home with an earache and a fever. I'm running on 3 and a half hours sleep and I have a sick 10 year old home with me today. I should be posting some incoherent doozies in a few hours-LOL.
I hope we didn't loose LFJ. Shouldn't Roc be back by now?
I don't think you want a pedicure today boss, I might take off a whole toe by mistake-
u know Judes, if u took better care of your spawn (i like that word), he wouldn't get sick. just teasing of course. i hope the lil tyke starts feelin' better soon...give him a lil hug and tell him it's from his "uncle teddy".
LOL, isn't spawn a great word? And my son is a spawn too. He's sick because of our crazy Chicago weather. It's 45-50 degrees in the morning and then it's 75-80 by the afternoon and then it drops back to 45-50 when the sun goes down. You have to have heavy pants and a jacket in the morning and a pair of shorts for the afternoon and then a hat for the evening.I know I shouldn't bitch because we are going to be buried in snow very soon. Sorry, I'm in full ramble mode cuz I'm so sleepy. I thing it's nap time for me.
Hey, hey, Judes. Don't blame the weather. I was just telling my mother we have Los Angeles weather right now. Cool nights for sleeping (&/or partying) and warm, sunny days.
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteRegarding your remark to Sophia Bush about getting naked for PETA. I hereby start an online petition to have you, Ted Casablanca, drop trou. It's for the animals.
—Pat
Dear Petitioner:
Two things, sweetheart: First, thank you. Second, you'd better start this campaign before I stop smoking, 'cause, once I do, no Reese's Peanut Butter Cup will be safe.
Tisha states: That was me asking Bibby to give it his all. Where do we start the petition? It's part of your wish fulfillment.
OMG!!!! bibby called u sweetheart. i am soooo jealous! i don't where we start the petition but i do know that Judes won't be signing it!!!
ReplyDeletebtw, bibby mentioned REESE'S Peanut Butter cup. do u all think that's some kind of a clue? ;-)
ReplyDeleteAw, that's a sweet quote from one of your favorite shows.
ReplyDeleteWell, the dawn has broken and we still have the ItsJake blog. Yahoo! The elimination of all this? Now THAT was a nightmare.
I wish I knew how to do an online petition. I've seen them so I know they exist but have no idea how to do it. Unfortunately, my post was printed along with a reference to the two Twats from Heaven, Robsten, so my idea has been buried in hundreds of comments examining every one of the facial epressions. Darn that Bibby.
Yeah, Bibby knows me. He used to print quite a bit of my emails to him, but that was pre-Twilight days. BTW, he completely ignored my inquiry about Keanu. I asked if he had ever been a BV and if so, was it recent or long ago. I even pushed the fact that I have two adopted cats and a rescued dog...but he's heard it all before. I was the one of the ones who started all the peeps giving their pet resumes after his big story about animal shelters last summer when he printed my email query (about Ryan of course) and praised me for my menagerie.
ReplyDeleteI'll go back and look for the Reese's reference. Was it today?
I am so embarrassed. Bibby said Reese's in MY answer. So it's time to confess. I skim read. It's a speed reading technique and sometimes it bites one in the butt.
ReplyDeleteI've been thinking. I do that sometimes to see if dust comes out of my ears. You and Bibby would probably be good friends should you meet, Teddy. (Even though it would cause some major confusion with the name.) Just like you, he has a wicked sense of humor. Yes, he knows I don't like Reese. And he recalled that too. (That has to be an invaluable asset to a gossip blogger.) So he threw in the reference.
ReplyDeleteBibby is really quite smart...something that his critics would deny and that most of his readers don't seem to understand.
LOL Patricia, how much coffee did you drink this morning dear girl?! I understand Sister, I am happy beyond a doubt that BB isn't taking down the blog either! In fact, I ate an extra piece of coffeecake this morning in honor of W4G's change of heart.
ReplyDeleteYou are so correct about Ted C. He is whip smart, sarcastic and quick witted with a sharp tongue (don't even go there BB). Unfortunately, the crazy parts of his Scorpio birth sign cast a dark shadow upon his personality. You can tell he is very jealous and possesive and he can sometimes be downright mean. He has also wrecked alot of his credibility, at least in my eyes, with his over the top coverage of sparkly vampires.
And I mean no offense to any Scorpios that might be among us-I really love astrology!
I'll e-sign your petition Patricia but I will be wearing blinders. As the Boss knows, I do not wanna Ted C nekkid-
Duh me, that's see Ted C nekkid.
ReplyDeleteAre we bashing Reese today? That is my third favorite thing to do.
Teddy is making fun of the fact that I don't like Reese. I think she is a phoney. Which of course is a huge asset in Hollywood. I'm always up for a Reese bash.
ReplyDeleteI have alot of free time, Judes, that's why I'm on here so often. And yes, I think I'm so relieved that we're not losing the blog that I'm on a high.
so Ted has a sharp tongue...ouch!!! sorry Judes, just had to go there. so u into astrology? me too!!! i'm a gemini, what are u? Tisha is a capricorn on the cusp if i remember correctly. don't know if you're aware of this astrology site but check it out. it's my favorite:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cainer.com/
btw Tisha, loved the interview with Keanu. gotta get back to work but will e-mail u later.
The last nail in the coffin of modern literature.
ReplyDeletefrom fadedyouth.com
This just in: The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide by Stephenie Meyer is set to be published on April 12.
Aaccording to publisher Little Brown Books for Young Readers, this is going to be the “definitive encyclopedic reference” to the Twilight Saga.
It is the only official guide and will include nearly 100 full-color illustrations and photographs. The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide will be released in hardcover for $24.99 and also be available as an e-book.
“I’m always amazed at how many in-depth questions my readers have about my characters and the world within the Twilight Saga,” says Meyer in the release. She promises to provide “as many details as possible” in the new guide, “including character histories, like Alice’s back story. I’m thrilled with the different artistic interpretations done by Young Kim and the other talented illustrators, including Bella’s wedding dress. I hope the fans feel it was worth the wait!”
I am in no way knocking your free time Patricia, I wish I had half the time you do. I love to talk a blue streak (as if you couldn't tell) and I'd be right here with you if I could.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Reesey/Shaftarella. The whole phoney baloney media relationship with Jake was disgusting and I don't buy her Avon Princess bull either.
Ah the twins Beloved Boss, now I completely understand your impulsiveness. I am a Sagittarius with all the craziness of the sign times 12! Thanks for the awesome astrology site-I bookmarked it already. My son is a Capricorn like Patricia. My husband is a Pisces-tell me how in hell we managed to stay together for 15 years-LOLOL!
Ooooooh! 100 full-color illustations and photographs and only 24.99 to boot!!
What the hell is this world coming too??
the “definitive encyclopedic reference” to the Twilight Saga.
ReplyDeleteOh come on, we all know that this will never be "definitive" for the Twits. Not unless it contains a web address to a live video of feed of Robsten.
And that's the last I'll waste any of our space on the subject.
too many "of"s, but you get the idea
ReplyDeletei'm going to be camping out in front of Barnes & Noble the nite before that book is published. but can i wait until 4/12/11?!? maybe Tisha can get hold of a pirated copy for me.
ReplyDeleteJudes, the love of my life was a Pisces. My current beau is an aries which is supposed to be a good match for geminis. oh btw, glad u liked the site.
Don't get me wrong, I love him to death. But the fire and water thing with us is SO TRUE! LOL!
ReplyDeleteCould you imagine a live feed to Robsten?? The unmentionables would have the whole web crashed in a matter of minutes.
ReplyDeleteNow there is a scary thought-
Ok, you horoscope'y peeps. I'm born on the last day of Capicorn, Jan. 19. My ex was a Taurus, a classic Taurus I might add. My first born and last born are both Aquarians. And my middle daughter is a Pisces. My mother & sister are both Capicorns too.
ReplyDeleteI'm watching "Moonlight Mile" a really mediocre film with a fantastic performance by Jake Gyllenhaal. But his haircut is pathetic.
ReplyDeleteHellooo! (echo) Helloooo! (echo)
ReplyDeleteIs anyone here? (walks away)
it's lonely in here...hope lfg has the sense to check back...and where praytell is Judes? it's time for my pedicure!!!
ReplyDeleteMorning kids!
ReplyDeleteSorry no posts yesterday, it was a monster busy work day and then my spawn came home with an earache and a fever. I'm running on 3 and a half hours sleep and I have a sick 10 year old home with me today. I should be posting some incoherent doozies in a few hours-LOL.
I hope we didn't loose LFJ. Shouldn't Roc be back by now?
I don't think you want a pedicure today boss, I might take off a whole toe by mistake-
u know Judes, if u took better care of your spawn (i like that word), he wouldn't get sick. just teasing of course. i hope the lil tyke starts feelin' better soon...give him a lil hug and tell him it's from his "uncle teddy".
ReplyDeleteLOL, isn't spawn a great word? And my son is a spawn too. He's sick because of our crazy Chicago weather. It's 45-50 degrees in the morning and then it's 75-80 by the afternoon and then it drops back to 45-50 when the sun goes down. You have to have heavy pants and a jacket in the morning and a pair of shorts for the afternoon and then a hat for the evening.I know I shouldn't bitch because we are going to be buried in snow very soon. Sorry, I'm in full ramble mode cuz I'm so sleepy. I thing it's nap time for me.
ReplyDeleteHey, hey, Judes. Don't blame the weather. I was just telling my mother we have Los Angeles weather right now. Cool nights for sleeping (&/or partying) and warm, sunny days.
ReplyDeletePoor kid. Poor Mom.