This blog was named after a long lost blogger pal of mine. It was created so my other blogger pals and I from the Awful Truth can avoid the twitards and have meaningful and intelligent conversations.
WARNING: This is a Twilight, Paris Hilton, Lilo & Kardouchian free no zone. Any posts regarding the aforementioned will be promptly deleted and the poster will be blocked from making any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile
Thursday, October 28, 2010
toothy & taylor: apple-picking, giggling and frolicking through orchards?
TS may or may not be Toothy's beard but Toothy, how u disappoint me. how can u date someone who once dated that godawful John Mayer? please have a lil more respect for yourself...
How's this? How can you date someone who is a squinty eyed child? Nine years is not often a big age difference, but it does depend upon your ages. He's (almost) 30 and she's 21. She's 13 years younger than his last dance around the truth.
I know Jake is really trying to convince everybody he is hetero, but with Taylor Swift?? Apple picking??? Articles in People magazine??!! Oy, my head is swimming already.
This is worse than her supposed pairing with Taylor Lautner. Surely I am not the only one scratching my head....
Did you get the email I sent you this morning BB? Yahoo mail is awful and sometimes I get my mail returned unread days after I sent it. I really need to switch already. Anyhoo, just checkin'
no Judes, dammit, i didn't get your e-mail...i even checked my junk mail but unless you sent me info on viagra or wanting to know if i want to sue for taking Yaz (?) or having a hip replacement (don't remember having a hip replacement) then i didn't get it and that sucks big time.
am hoping things are getting back to normal with u and your husband. he looks like such a sweet guy. was gonna go to church and light a candle for u all but didn't want to risk having the church cave in around me! ;-D
gotat go now..Ric is making supper - he found a recipe for bacon-wrapped chicken. (giggles) so, for now, i'll leave u with this:
Hey Judes don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let him into your heart Then you can start to make it better.
And any time you feel the pain, Hey Judes, refrain Don't carry the world upon your shoulders For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool By making her world a little colder Da da da da da da da da da
anyway, love to u and Tisha and lfj...be back on later; however, don't want to misst he AMC series premier of Zombieland.
You are too cute BB, thanks. I don't think I save the email but I'll try and remember what I wrote. I've sent you 5 emails already, bet you I copied your email wrong from FB. He is a sweet guy, just has issues (don't we all).
Oh, the burden of celebrity. Today was my mother's shopping day...4-5 hours just about does it.
Hey gang! Did you read about how to get away with theft, fraud, and damage to property? Just have a parent born in another country. See the follwing. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/10/evi-quaid-is-canadian-couple-go-free.html
Damn it! My parents were both born in the USA. But I'll make a note of it for my grandson whose father was born in South Africa.
Hey Jakey: I know you read Ted's column so pay close attention to what waiting4godot says: keep your fingers (and everything else) away from her and don't exchange wet kisses. Do you really want active germies from John Mayer?
hey BobNYC, glad to see u out and about! if u ever get the chance, come and visit my lil blog (http://waiting4godot-itsjake.blogspot.com/). Patricia and Judes would love u to come back to us.
Can I just say that this is indeed an Hispanic actress than I am furious with Casablanca and he will become very close to dead to me. That's like creating a blind for Kanye and naming it Steppin Sambo.
How's this? How can you date someone who is a squinty eyed child? Nine years is not often a big age difference, but it does depend upon your ages. He's (almost) 30 and she's 21. She's 13 years younger than his last dance around the truth.
ReplyDelete"last dance around the truth" - hey Tisha, neat expression - i like it!
ReplyDeleteI like that one too Patricia!
ReplyDeleteI know Jake is really trying to convince everybody he is hetero, but with Taylor Swift??
Apple picking??? Articles in People magazine??!!
Oy, my head is swimming already.
This is worse than her supposed pairing with Taylor Lautner. Surely I am not the only one scratching my head....
Did you get the email I sent you this morning BB? Yahoo mail is awful and sometimes I get my mail returned unread days after I sent it. I really need to switch already.
Anyhoo, just checkin'
no Judes, dammit, i didn't get your e-mail...i even checked my junk mail but unless you sent me info on viagra or wanting to know if i want to sue for taking Yaz (?) or having a hip replacement (don't remember having a hip replacement) then i didn't get it and that sucks big time.
ReplyDeleteam hoping things are getting back to normal with u and your husband. he looks like such a sweet guy. was gonna go to church and light a candle for u all but didn't want to risk having the church cave in around me! ;-D
gotat go now..Ric is making supper - he found a recipe for bacon-wrapped chicken. (giggles) so, for now, i'll leave u with this:
Hey Judes don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let him into your heart
Then you can start to make it better.
And any time you feel the pain, Hey Judes, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making her world a little colder
Da da da da da
da da da da
anyway, love to u and Tisha and lfj...be back on later; however, don't want to misst he AMC series premier of Zombieland.
You are too cute BB, thanks. I don't think I save the email but I'll try and remember what I wrote. I've sent you 5 emails already, bet you I copied your email wrong from FB.
ReplyDeleteHe is a sweet guy, just has issues (don't we all).
heck with issues Judes, i got a whole friggin' suscription!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyour last e-mail came thru and i added you to my contact list so it doesn't go into junk.
not much from Tisha today...she must be catching up with all her other on-line buddys...now we know how fickled she can be. ;-)
Oh, the burden of celebrity. Today was my mother's shopping day...4-5 hours just about does it.
ReplyDeleteHey gang! Did you read about how to get away with theft, fraud, and damage to property? Just have a parent born in another country. See the follwing. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/10/evi-quaid-is-canadian-couple-go-free.html
Damn it! My parents were both born in the USA. But I'll make a note of it for my grandson whose father was born in South Africa.
BobNYC Thu, Oct 28, 2010, 10:24 AM
ReplyDeleteHey Jakey: I know you read Ted's column so pay close attention to what waiting4godot says: keep your fingers (and everything else) away from her and don't exchange wet kisses. Do you really want active germies from John Mayer?
waiting4godot Thu, Oct 28, 2010, 8:18 PM
ReplyDeletehey BobNYC, glad to see u out and about! if u ever get the chance, come and visit my lil blog (http://waiting4godot-itsjake.blogspot.com/). Patricia and Judes would love u to come back to us.
Your other posts and BobNYC's are still there. But the invite is gone. But that's to be expected. I wonder how long it stayed up?
ReplyDeleteWho is Crafty Chiquita?
ReplyDeleteCan I just say that this is indeed an Hispanic actress than I am furious with Casablanca and he will become very close to dead to me. That's like creating a blind for Kanye and naming it Steppin Sambo.
hmmm....maybe bibby should move to Arizona.
ReplyDeleteI still want to shank BobNYC...
ReplyDelete