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jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile
Monday, December 6, 2010
Blind Vice: Hollywood Hunk Wants TO Go Gay!
check out today's BV @ the AT
(http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b214101_blind_vice_hollywood_hunk_wants_go_gay.html#comments)
Actually, w4g, RDJ is not a bad guess considering all the dustup with the Arthur Conan Doyle estate because of the implied gay stuff in the last Sherlock, and RDJ is currently filming the sequel. Can't remember what RDJ's BV was because my mind became liquid from all the TWITS, so maybe he doesn't have one. I still think he did, though and it was drug related.
Blind Vices REVEALED by Ted (and therefore eligible for a new nickname): Britney Spears = Ivana Belch Billy Bob Thornton = Butch Spit-Spat Doug Reinhardt = Dexter Lecter Andy Dick = Fart-Coif Cretin Lance Bass = Chump Dump Faye Dunaway = Sheila Muff-Driver Teri Hatcher = Death-Mint Myrtle David Duchovny = Sylvester Slimeball Ted Casablanca = Pete Priss-Ass Scott Baio = Day-old Dumbo Carson Kressly = Flamboyant Floyd Sigouney Weaver = Sahara Moxie Jo Frost (Supernanny) = Broodzilla Clump-Butt Jesse Metcalfe = Wendell Waxer Seth MacFarlane = Mooney Tuna Lea Michele = Pat Poisonpuss Robin Leach = Moisty Mohr
Not Confirmed but Semi-Revealed/Hinted by Ted: Jude Law - Jake Fake Jake Gyllenhaal - Toothy Tile Rumer Willis - Ooma Offspring Paris Hilton - Slurpa Pop-Off Nicole Richie - Pixie Mixie Lindsay Lohan - Morgan Mayhem Heidi Montag - Hilly Ho-Tox
Proven by process of elimination/timeline of dates that Ted has said they were not a BV, and then later confirmed as one: Nevis Divine - Robert Pattinson Nelly Fang - Alexander Skarsgard Parrish Maguire - Taylor Lautner Jackie Bouffant - Zac Efron Chet Chick-Muncher - Viggo Mortensen (under dispute)
either Drew Smolder 'n' Such or Kelly Guten-Shoes - Ian Somerhalder
Those who are definitely a BV according to Ted: Vince Vaughn (as of 9/23/08) Brad Pitt (as of 1/7//09 Ted says he has been twice, also 9/11/09, says "oldie but goodie" 12/21/09) John Mayer (as of Aug '09 and 9/11/09) James Franco (as of March '09, 9/11/09, 5/10/10, 6/17/10, 12/1/10) Bradley Cooper (as of Feb '09 and as of 9/5/09, 9/11/09, 3/12/10, 9/15/10) Colin Farrell (as of 2/6/09) Angelina Jolie ( as of March '09, 9/11/09) Will Smith (as of 3/31/09, 4/2/09, 9/11/09, 7/15/10) Rob Pattinson (as of 4/2/09; Jake Gyllenhaal ( as of 6/18/07, Kevin Connolly (as of March '09, George Clooney (as of April '09, 9/19/09) Keanu Reeves (as of May '09; "a while back" 8/30/10) Jamie Foxx (as of 5/19/09, 9/11/09) Russell Crowe (as of 5/19/'09) Hayden Christensen ( as of 5/19/09, 9/11/09, 6/21/10, 9/15/10) Josh Brolin Jensen Ackles (as of June '09, 3/12/10) Paris Hilton (as of, 9/11/09, 9/29/10 "a while back") Reese Witherspoon ( as of June '09, 9/11/09, 8/2/10) David Boreanaz (temper-related, as of 12/4/09; on 5/5/10 states it involved cheating on his wife; 5/17/10 sex & temper were involved, Hayden Panettiere (as of, and again 9/11/09) Jared Padalecki (as of, again 2/10/10) Vin Diesel (as of July '09) Jessica Simpson (as of July '09, 10/28/10, 11/16/10; as of 12/3/10 - "stars way-solo in her vice") Wentworth Miller (as of July '09, 2/2/10) Mischa Barton (as of July '09 - Kelly Ripa (as of Aug '09)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (hinted Aug '09 and confirmed Sept 1 '09, 10/6/10) Chace Crawford (as of July '09, 9/11/09, says it's recent in 2009 - 9/23/09) Jennifer Garner (as of Aug '09 - \ Ashton Kutcher (as of 8/31/09, 9/11/09, 3/24/10, 9/27/10) Nikki Reed (as of 9/11/09, 1/8/10) Justin Timberlake (as of 9/11/09, 4/14/10) Natalie Portman (as of 9/11/09, 11/4/10) Lindsay Lohan (as of 9/11/09) David Schwimmer (as of 9/11/09, 7/14/10) Kirsten Dunst (as of 9/11/09, 5/31/10) David Beckham (as of 9/11/09, 2/13/09, 9/15/10, 9/27/10) Victoria Beckham (as a couple, as of 2/13/09; \ 50 Cent (as of 9/11/09, 4/15/10, 9/18/10) Miley Cyrus (as of 9/11/09) Seth Rogen (as of 9/11/09, 10/20/09, 7/1/10, 9/14/10 does not have to do with sexual escapades) Britney Spears (in BV gallery 9/11/09, \ Michael C. Hall (as of 9/14/09, 12/22/09, \ Orlando Bloom (as of 9/16/09, 1/27/10, 9/15/10) Tom Cruise (as of 9/25/09, 5/4/10) Julia Roberts (as of 9/29/09, it was before she settled down, 1/26/10) Josh Duhamel (as of 9/29/09 - before Fergie, 10/31/09) Shia LaBeouf (as of 9/30/09; 10/22/10 \ Anderson Cooper (as of 10/1/09, 11/25/09) Ewan McGregor (as of 10/16/09, 4/8/10) Jonathan Rhys Meyers (is a regular, as of 10/24/09; more sad than intriguing as of 5/20/10) Benicio Del Toro (as of 11/11/09) John Travolta (as of 11/16/09, \ Sarah Jessica Parker (as of 11/17/09) Matthew Broderick (as of 11/17/09) Seann William Scott (as of 11/20/09, 3/4/10, "about 100 years ago" 5/28/10) Austin Nichols (as of 11/25/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10) John Stamos ("ages ago" as of 12/1/09; "one of the sexiest ones" as of 5/12/10) Gwyneth Paltrow (ages ago, as of 12/3/09; 11/4/10) Brittany Murphy (as of 12/22/09) Hugh Jackman (as of 1/5/10, 1/18/10) Jillian Michaels (as of 1/5/10) Zac Efron (as of 1/16/10, 5/28/10) Steve Carell (as of 1/18/10) a star from The Office (as of 6/30/10) Michael Phelps (as of 1/21/10) Renee Zellweger (as of 1/22/10)
at least one of Joe Jonas/Nick Jonas/Taylor Lautner (as of 2/11/10) Taylor Lautner (as of 6/17/10, 9/14/10) (* see list below) Charlie Sheen (as of 3/4/10) Joaquin Phoenix (as of 3/7/09) Leonardo DiCaprio (ages ago, as of 3/10/10)
Robert Downey Jr. (as of 3/16/10, was a while ago; also 5/11/10, 5/14/10; from his last life 6/10/10)
Still sick LFJ. Impressive BV work BB and Patricia! I swore RDJ was already a BV but I couldn't find which one because there are so many internet stories, mostly via Celebuzz. All of them hint he is bisexual, BTW. I don't know who it is but RDJ is a great guess.
methinks it's RDJ...
ReplyDeleteOoow, w4g, that's a good guess.
ReplyDelete65.
ReplyDeleteBobNYC Mon, Dec 6, 2010, 12:40 PM
Actually, w4g, RDJ is not a bad guess considering all the dustup with the Arthur Conan Doyle estate because of the implied gay stuff in the last Sherlock, and RDJ is currently filming the sequel. Can't remember what RDJ's BV was because my mind became liquid from all the TWITS, so maybe he doesn't have one. I still think he did, though and it was drug related.
does anybody remember if RDJ had a previous BV?
ReplyDeleteBlind Vices REVEALED by Ted (and therefore eligible for a new nickname):
ReplyDeleteBritney Spears = Ivana Belch
Billy Bob Thornton = Butch Spit-Spat
Doug Reinhardt = Dexter Lecter
Andy Dick = Fart-Coif Cretin
Lance Bass = Chump Dump
Faye Dunaway = Sheila Muff-Driver
Teri Hatcher = Death-Mint Myrtle
David Duchovny = Sylvester Slimeball
Ted Casablanca = Pete Priss-Ass
Scott Baio = Day-old Dumbo
Carson Kressly = Flamboyant Floyd
Sigouney Weaver = Sahara Moxie
Jo Frost (Supernanny) = Broodzilla Clump-Butt
Jesse Metcalfe = Wendell Waxer
Seth MacFarlane = Mooney Tuna
Lea Michele = Pat Poisonpuss
Robin Leach = Moisty Mohr
Not Confirmed but Semi-Revealed/Hinted by Ted:
Jude Law - Jake Fake
Jake Gyllenhaal - Toothy Tile
Rumer Willis - Ooma Offspring
Paris Hilton - Slurpa Pop-Off
Nicole Richie - Pixie Mixie
Lindsay Lohan - Morgan Mayhem
Heidi Montag - Hilly Ho-Tox
Proven by process of elimination/timeline of dates that Ted has said they were not a BV, and then later confirmed as one:
Nevis Divine - Robert Pattinson
Nelly Fang - Alexander Skarsgard
Parrish Maguire - Taylor Lautner
Jackie Bouffant - Zac Efron
Chet Chick-Muncher - Viggo Mortensen (under dispute)
either Drew Smolder 'n' Such or Kelly Guten-Shoes - Ian Somerhalder
NO RDJ HERE.
But he is here:
ReplyDeleteThose who are definitely a BV according to Ted:
Vince Vaughn (as of 9/23/08)
Brad Pitt (as of 1/7//09 Ted says he has been twice, also 9/11/09, says "oldie but goodie" 12/21/09)
John Mayer (as of Aug '09 and 9/11/09)
James Franco (as of March '09, 9/11/09, 5/10/10, 6/17/10, 12/1/10)
Bradley Cooper (as of Feb '09 and as of 9/5/09, 9/11/09, 3/12/10, 9/15/10)
Colin Farrell (as of 2/6/09)
Angelina Jolie ( as of March '09, 9/11/09)
Will Smith (as of 3/31/09, 4/2/09, 9/11/09, 7/15/10)
Rob Pattinson (as of 4/2/09;
Jake Gyllenhaal ( as of 6/18/07,
Kevin Connolly (as of March '09,
George Clooney (as of April '09, 9/19/09)
Keanu Reeves (as of May '09; "a while back" 8/30/10)
Jamie Foxx (as of 5/19/09, 9/11/09)
Russell Crowe (as of 5/19/'09)
Hayden Christensen ( as of 5/19/09, 9/11/09, 6/21/10, 9/15/10)
Josh Brolin
Jensen Ackles (as of June '09, 3/12/10)
Paris Hilton (as of, 9/11/09, 9/29/10 "a while back")
Reese Witherspoon ( as of June '09, 9/11/09, 8/2/10)
David Boreanaz (temper-related, as of 12/4/09; on 5/5/10 states it involved cheating on his wife; 5/17/10 sex & temper were involved,
Hayden Panettiere (as of, and again 9/11/09)
Jared Padalecki (as of, again 2/10/10)
Vin Diesel (as of July '09)
Jessica Simpson (as of July '09, 10/28/10, 11/16/10; as of 12/3/10 - "stars way-solo in her vice")
Wentworth Miller (as of July '09, 2/2/10)
Mischa Barton (as of July '09 -
Kelly Ripa (as of Aug '09)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (hinted Aug '09 and confirmed Sept 1 '09, 10/6/10)
Chace Crawford (as of July '09, 9/11/09, says it's recent in 2009 - 9/23/09)
Jennifer Garner (as of Aug '09 - \
Ashton Kutcher (as of 8/31/09, 9/11/09, 3/24/10, 9/27/10)
Nikki Reed (as of 9/11/09, 1/8/10)
Justin Timberlake (as of 9/11/09, 4/14/10)
Natalie Portman (as of 9/11/09, 11/4/10)
Lindsay Lohan (as of 9/11/09)
David Schwimmer (as of 9/11/09, 7/14/10)
Kirsten Dunst (as of 9/11/09, 5/31/10)
David Beckham (as of 9/11/09, 2/13/09, 9/15/10, 9/27/10)
Victoria Beckham (as a couple, as of 2/13/09; \
50 Cent (as of 9/11/09, 4/15/10, 9/18/10)
Miley Cyrus (as of 9/11/09)
Seth Rogen (as of 9/11/09, 10/20/09, 7/1/10, 9/14/10 does not have to do with sexual escapades)
Britney Spears (in BV gallery 9/11/09, \
Michael C. Hall (as of 9/14/09, 12/22/09, \
Orlando Bloom (as of 9/16/09, 1/27/10, 9/15/10)
Tom Cruise (as of 9/25/09, 5/4/10)
Julia Roberts (as of 9/29/09, it was before she settled down, 1/26/10)
Josh Duhamel (as of 9/29/09 - before Fergie, 10/31/09)
Shia LaBeouf (as of 9/30/09; 10/22/10 \
Anderson Cooper (as of 10/1/09, 11/25/09)
Ewan McGregor (as of 10/16/09, 4/8/10)
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (is a regular, as of 10/24/09; more sad than intriguing as of 5/20/10)
Benicio Del Toro (as of 11/11/09)
John Travolta (as of 11/16/09, \
Sarah Jessica Parker (as of 11/17/09)
Matthew Broderick (as of 11/17/09)
Seann William Scott (as of 11/20/09, 3/4/10, "about 100 years ago" 5/28/10)
Austin Nichols (as of 11/25/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10)
John Stamos ("ages ago" as of 12/1/09; "one of the sexiest ones" as of 5/12/10)
Gwyneth Paltrow (ages ago, as of 12/3/09; 11/4/10)
Brittany Murphy (as of 12/22/09)
Hugh Jackman (as of 1/5/10, 1/18/10)
Jillian Michaels (as of 1/5/10)
Zac Efron (as of 1/16/10, 5/28/10)
Steve Carell (as of 1/18/10)
a star from The Office (as of 6/30/10)
Michael Phelps (as of 1/21/10)
Renee Zellweger (as of 1/22/10)
at least one of Joe Jonas/Nick Jonas/Taylor Lautner (as of 2/11/10)
Taylor Lautner (as of 6/17/10, 9/14/10) (* see list below)
Charlie Sheen (as of 3/4/10)
Joaquin Phoenix (as of 3/7/09)
Leonardo DiCaprio (ages ago, as of 3/10/10)
Robert Downey Jr. (as of 3/16/10, was a while ago; also 5/11/10, 5/14/10; from his last life 6/10/10)
But he IS on the list of those who have a BV.
ReplyDeleteYou can read them all here: http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2009/08/list-of-reveals-and-those-ted-says-is.html
Thanks, W4G, for transcribing all the info!
ReplyDeleteWhere oh where is Judes? Hope she's not still sick.
I got no idea who the BV is about; I must be out of touch, although RDJ is an excellent guess.
Still sick LFJ.
ReplyDeleteImpressive BV work BB and Patricia! I swore RDJ was already a BV but I couldn't find which one because there are so many internet stories, mostly via Celebuzz. All of them hint he is bisexual, BTW.
I don't know who it is but RDJ is a great guess.