jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile

Monday, December 6, 2010

Blind Vice: Hollywood Hunk Wants TO Go Gay!

check out today's BV @ the AT
(http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b214101_blind_vice_hollywood_hunk_wants_go_gay.html#comments)

and give us your guess.

9 comments:

  1. Ooow, w4g, that's a good guess.

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  2. 65.
    BobNYC Mon, Dec 6, 2010, 12:40 PM

    Actually, w4g, RDJ is not a bad guess considering all the dustup with the Arthur Conan Doyle estate because of the implied gay stuff in the last Sherlock, and RDJ is currently filming the sequel. Can't remember what RDJ's BV was because my mind became liquid from all the TWITS, so maybe he doesn't have one. I still think he did, though and it was drug related.

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  3. does anybody remember if RDJ had a previous BV?

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  4. Blind Vices REVEALED by Ted (and therefore eligible for a new nickname):
    Britney Spears = Ivana Belch
    Billy Bob Thornton = Butch Spit-Spat
    Doug Reinhardt = Dexter Lecter
    Andy Dick = Fart-Coif Cretin
    Lance Bass = Chump Dump
    Faye Dunaway = Sheila Muff-Driver
    Teri Hatcher = Death-Mint Myrtle
    David Duchovny = Sylvester Slimeball
    Ted Casablanca = Pete Priss-Ass
    Scott Baio = Day-old Dumbo
    Carson Kressly = Flamboyant Floyd
    Sigouney Weaver = Sahara Moxie
    Jo Frost (Supernanny) = Broodzilla Clump-Butt
    Jesse Metcalfe = Wendell Waxer
    Seth MacFarlane = Mooney Tuna
    Lea Michele = Pat Poisonpuss
    Robin Leach = Moisty Mohr

    Not Confirmed but Semi-Revealed/Hinted by Ted:
    Jude Law - Jake Fake
    Jake Gyllenhaal - Toothy Tile
    Rumer Willis - Ooma Offspring
    Paris Hilton - Slurpa Pop-Off
    Nicole Richie - Pixie Mixie
    Lindsay Lohan - Morgan Mayhem
    Heidi Montag - Hilly Ho-Tox

    Proven by process of elimination/timeline of dates that Ted has said they were not a BV, and then later confirmed as one:
    Nevis Divine - Robert Pattinson
    Nelly Fang - Alexander Skarsgard
    Parrish Maguire - Taylor Lautner
    Jackie Bouffant - Zac Efron
    Chet Chick-Muncher - Viggo Mortensen (under dispute)

    either Drew Smolder 'n' Such or Kelly Guten-Shoes - Ian Somerhalder

    NO RDJ HERE.

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  5. But he is here:

    Those who are definitely a BV according to Ted:
    Vince Vaughn (as of 9/23/08)
    Brad Pitt (as of 1/7//09 Ted says he has been twice, also 9/11/09, says "oldie but goodie" 12/21/09)
    John Mayer (as of Aug '09 and 9/11/09)
    James Franco (as of March '09, 9/11/09, 5/10/10, 6/17/10, 12/1/10)
    Bradley Cooper (as of Feb '09 and as of 9/5/09, 9/11/09, 3/12/10, 9/15/10)
    Colin Farrell (as of 2/6/09)
    Angelina Jolie ( as of March '09, 9/11/09)
    Will Smith (as of 3/31/09, 4/2/09, 9/11/09, 7/15/10)
    Rob Pattinson (as of 4/2/09;
    Jake Gyllenhaal ( as of 6/18/07,
    Kevin Connolly (as of March '09,
    George Clooney (as of April '09, 9/19/09)
    Keanu Reeves (as of May '09; "a while back" 8/30/10)
    Jamie Foxx (as of 5/19/09, 9/11/09)
    Russell Crowe (as of 5/19/'09)
    Hayden Christensen ( as of 5/19/09, 9/11/09, 6/21/10, 9/15/10)
    Josh Brolin
    Jensen Ackles (as of June '09, 3/12/10)
    Paris Hilton (as of, 9/11/09, 9/29/10 "a while back")
    Reese Witherspoon ( as of June '09, 9/11/09, 8/2/10)
    David Boreanaz (temper-related, as of 12/4/09; on 5/5/10 states it involved cheating on his wife; 5/17/10 sex & temper were involved,
    Hayden Panettiere (as of, and again 9/11/09)
    Jared Padalecki (as of, again 2/10/10)
    Vin Diesel (as of July '09)
    Jessica Simpson (as of July '09, 10/28/10, 11/16/10; as of 12/3/10 - "stars way-solo in her vice")
    Wentworth Miller (as of July '09, 2/2/10)
    Mischa Barton (as of July '09 -
    Kelly Ripa (as of Aug '09)

    Sarah Michelle Gellar (hinted Aug '09 and confirmed Sept 1 '09, 10/6/10)
    Chace Crawford (as of July '09, 9/11/09, says it's recent in 2009 - 9/23/09)
    Jennifer Garner (as of Aug '09 - \
    Ashton Kutcher (as of 8/31/09, 9/11/09, 3/24/10, 9/27/10)
    Nikki Reed (as of 9/11/09, 1/8/10)
    Justin Timberlake (as of 9/11/09, 4/14/10)
    Natalie Portman (as of 9/11/09, 11/4/10)
    Lindsay Lohan (as of 9/11/09)
    David Schwimmer (as of 9/11/09, 7/14/10)
    Kirsten Dunst (as of 9/11/09, 5/31/10)
    David Beckham (as of 9/11/09, 2/13/09, 9/15/10, 9/27/10)
    Victoria Beckham (as a couple, as of 2/13/09; \
    50 Cent (as of 9/11/09, 4/15/10, 9/18/10)
    Miley Cyrus (as of 9/11/09)
    Seth Rogen (as of 9/11/09, 10/20/09, 7/1/10, 9/14/10 does not have to do with sexual escapades)
    Britney Spears (in BV gallery 9/11/09, \
    Michael C. Hall (as of 9/14/09, 12/22/09, \
    Orlando Bloom (as of 9/16/09, 1/27/10, 9/15/10)
    Tom Cruise (as of 9/25/09, 5/4/10)
    Julia Roberts (as of 9/29/09, it was before she settled down, 1/26/10)
    Josh Duhamel (as of 9/29/09 - before Fergie, 10/31/09)
    Shia LaBeouf (as of 9/30/09; 10/22/10 \
    Anderson Cooper (as of 10/1/09, 11/25/09)
    Ewan McGregor (as of 10/16/09, 4/8/10)
    Jonathan Rhys Meyers (is a regular, as of 10/24/09; more sad than intriguing as of 5/20/10)
    Benicio Del Toro (as of 11/11/09)
    John Travolta (as of 11/16/09, \
    Sarah Jessica Parker (as of 11/17/09)
    Matthew Broderick (as of 11/17/09)
    Seann William Scott (as of 11/20/09, 3/4/10, "about 100 years ago" 5/28/10)
    Austin Nichols (as of 11/25/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10)
    John Stamos ("ages ago" as of 12/1/09; "one of the sexiest ones" as of 5/12/10)
    Gwyneth Paltrow (ages ago, as of 12/3/09; 11/4/10)
    Brittany Murphy (as of 12/22/09)
    Hugh Jackman (as of 1/5/10, 1/18/10)
    Jillian Michaels (as of 1/5/10)
    Zac Efron (as of 1/16/10, 5/28/10)
    Steve Carell (as of 1/18/10)
    a star from The Office (as of 6/30/10)
    Michael Phelps (as of 1/21/10)
    Renee Zellweger (as of 1/22/10)

    at least one of Joe Jonas/Nick Jonas/Taylor Lautner (as of 2/11/10)
    Taylor Lautner (as of 6/17/10, 9/14/10) (* see list below)
    Charlie Sheen (as of 3/4/10)
    Joaquin Phoenix (as of 3/7/09)
    Leonardo DiCaprio (ages ago, as of 3/10/10)

    Robert Downey Jr. (as of 3/16/10, was a while ago; also 5/11/10, 5/14/10; from his last life 6/10/10)

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  6. But he IS on the list of those who have a BV.

    You can read them all here: http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2009/08/list-of-reveals-and-those-ted-says-is.html

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  7. Thanks, W4G, for transcribing all the info!

    Where oh where is Judes? Hope she's not still sick.

    I got no idea who the BV is about; I must be out of touch, although RDJ is an excellent guess.

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  8. Still sick LFJ.
    Impressive BV work BB and Patricia! I swore RDJ was already a BV but I couldn't find which one because there are so many internet stories, mostly via Celebuzz. All of them hint he is bisexual, BTW.
    I don't know who it is but RDJ is a great guess.

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