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jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile
Saturday, December 18, 2010
wtf?!? i leave my prestigious blog unattended for just 1 day...
although i did leave it in what i thought was the capable hands of Tisha, and it turns into a rowdy romp of sexual innuendos twixt Judes & Roc.
am sure glad i posted that adult warning content page!
and as for Roc, the nerve of him relegating me, the great and powerful and almighty W4G, to the luggage rack of his motorcycle. and after i graciously and unselfishly offered to share my woman with him - an offer he was quick to aceept!
well Rocster, you know what you can do with your luggage rack and i don't think you will find it to a very pleasant experience. but, then again, maybe you will (lol).
quoting words from a Chorus Line: i swiped my dance card once after an audition and, on a scale of 1 to 10, they gave me, for dance, 10, for looks 3...well!!!!!!!!
this is a copy of the e-mail i just sent to 'ol Bibs...of course it'll never see the light of day on AT:
Hey Teddy, you are right. Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart are a "couple" but only because they are bearding for each other. By the way, I think it's a damn shame that you have had to lower yourself to catering to delusional, pre-pubescent females in order to keep receiving a paycheck. Of course, unemployment is not a disirable option but can one really place a price on retaining one's dignity and self-respect?
Now my favorite honeybuns BB, do not soley blame Roc, I started it, Roc continued it and Patricia finished it. LFJ so graciously remained outside of it altogether. It's just because you weren't around with your whip to keep us in line and my head was swollen with my 2 day Ted victory! LOLOL! I had to dispense that energy somehow! You know there's no room for anybody else on my broomstick but you.
Roc just has a bigger one with a motor that we can all share!
and to think that Judes looks so "innocent" in her facebook pic. as they say, looks can be quite deceiving.
ReplyDeleteand as for Roc, the nerve of him relegating me, the great and powerful and almighty W4G, to the luggage rack of his motorcycle. and after i graciously and unselfishly offered to share my woman with him - an offer he was quick to aceept!
ReplyDeletewell Rocster, you know what you can do with your luggage rack and i don't think you will find it to a very pleasant experience. but, then again, maybe you will (lol).
quoting words from a Chorus Line: i swiped my dance card once after an audition and, on a scale of 1 to 10, they gave me, for dance, 10, for looks 3...well!!!!!!!!
that should havebeen "women",not "woman"...sorry, but i'm am so pissed off!
ReplyDeleteof course, i'm only kidding. thank you all for bringing the raunch and rambunctiousness that this blog was sorely lackin'!
ReplyDeleteand, of course, congrats to Judes for 2 published letters in a row on AT.
ReplyDeleteBut Teddy, you get the reach around!!!
ReplyDeletethis is a copy of the e-mail i just sent to 'ol Bibs...of course it'll never see the light of day on AT:
ReplyDeleteHey Teddy, you are right. Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart are a "couple" but only because they are bearding for each other. By the way, I think it's a damn shame that you have had to lower yourself to catering to delusional, pre-pubescent females in order to keep receiving a paycheck. Of course, unemployment is not a disirable option but can one really place a price on retaining one's dignity and self-respect?
waiting4godot
Good night to you too, Sweet Prince.
ReplyDeleteNow my favorite honeybuns BB, do not soley blame Roc, I started it, Roc continued it and Patricia finished it. LFJ so graciously remained outside of it altogether. It's just because you weren't around with your whip to keep us in line and my head was swollen with my 2 day Ted victory! LOLOL! I had to dispense that energy somehow! You know there's no room for anybody else on my broomstick but you.
ReplyDeleteRoc just has a bigger one with a motor that we can all share!
Forgive me, I couldn't resist-