This blog was named after a long lost blogger pal of mine. It was created so my other blogger pals and I from the Awful Truth can avoid the twitards and have meaningful and intelligent conversations.
WARNING: This is a Twilight, Paris Hilton, Lilo & Kardouchian free no zone. Any posts regarding the aforementioned will be promptly deleted and the poster will be blocked from making any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile
Sunday, December 19, 2010
happy birthday Jakie Poo!
are u planning on celebrating with a coffee date with u know who?
I was hoping that YOU would show up at my door, w4g, and we drive over to Judes' for a raucous party with noise makers and cake washed down with a bottle of wine.
We'd report the proceedings to longingforjake and Roc, of course.
I know you got my back LFJ, I meant you didn't join in the motorcycle banter Friday, not that you didn't join in my AT victory-
I have Shafty on speed dial, shall I call the cow and have Roc pick her up on his red broomstick? We can have a mad hatter tea party with her tied to the middle of the table in honor of Jake's B-day!
Ugh, I took too many drugs, I'm so loopy I can't even make a decent joke-sorry all, I need a nap.
TT: It took me a bloody long time to find it; turns out, it was the day of the first comment by Judes. Are you aware that the Twihards are exchanging cookie recipes on the board -- WTH and WTF?
"tiredofit Thu, Dec 16, 2010, 8:14 AM
Ted, what you said to Judes was brutally mean and crass. Whether you like it or not, a lot of us share her views. You have pimped so long for the Twi set, that you've become an industry joke. On no other site is the Twi mania so excessive, tolerated, or encouraged. You're a pathetic and worthless piece of crap."
sorry Tisha but Jakie's b-day party was taken over today by Chris Meloni (an SVU marathon) and my boy, Keanu (Pointe Blank & The Replacements). however, i did take a fast trip over to Starbucks and toasted Jake with a cup of expresso.
NOTES: two people posted their same statements over 20 times each, word for word. One person called bibby, Teddy Bear. Another girl wrote in for relationship advice describing her situation with her boyfriend in detail.
That's all I could take. I never got to the cookie recipes. I feel a bit dirty now and want to wash up. The smell of twi'dom is in the air and it stinks.
Cookie recipes, boy/girlfriend issues and of course, the inevitable nutjob that personally knows RP and KS. This just proves my, actually all of our, point. The vast majority of Twishits are children and children are fickle. Once they are done with something, they drop it like a lead rock and move on to the next great thing. You do have to give Summit credit, they took this giant piece of dog turd and turned it into a monsterous cult like, money making machine. I think Ted was so irked that I would dare question his hit producing top story because he hasn't stopped to think what he will do once it's over. The Twishits will flee at that point and Ted will be grasping to find the next big thing that will keep them around hitting his little site. I'm sure AT won't disappear, but it will no longer be the Twishit, mega hit producing site it once was. He has to know that by now. Anyhoo, I went and got all long winded way too early in the morning. LFJ, I saw that post because it was early on, before the loons and their cookie recipes. Thank you again my dear.
It's a new day-we need a new subject and I got nuthin so far!
Oh my, Jason. It's weird who does it for us, eh? Thanks, Judes! Now, we need a photo of him in "Moonlight" character with Alex! Break my female heart half in two.
By the way, LFJ no longer means longingforjake, it means longingforjack.
Roc said he doesn't do the internet on weekends so he is not a techy. I suspect he might not have alot of access to a computer during the day. OR, he's busy riding over to Bibby's and trying to balance those chocolate silk pies...one from each of us.
Actually I'm such bad boy here at work. I sneak in here when I can and I ran a little late today because of a rain caused issue - I know, poor bay-bees; we get a little rain and we moan and groan over it. I still think we all should pile on my motorcycle and go see Bibs, give you all an excuse to come on out here! I do suggest waiting for the rain to stop though. Oh, NO apologies for our outlandish behavior on Friday....I did need a seriously cold shower after that. Instead I rode home in the rain (really) so that had to suffice.
Yes I did! I'm always up for abuse as I am perpetually rude, crude and socially unacceptable in my thoughts! Although in my defense I was just thinking "ladies first" when I stated the seating order.....
We can work on the seating arrangement - how about the handlebars??? That way you could be at the front of the pack or maybe TT or Judes would volunteer for that? Yes, I too am SO surprised that Bibsy didn't post your email. You'd think he would like a good blasting now and then to fire back over. Just can't please some people....
“2000 Miles” The Pretenders “Thank God It’s Christmas” Freddie Mercury “Happy Xmas (War is Over)” John Lennon or Sheryl Crow “In the Bleak Mid-Winter” (anyone) “Wintersong” Sarah McLachlan “Panis Angelicus” Josh Groban or any operatic tenor
I get a pay check (and believe me I'm VERY grateful in this day and age!) for my role as "Manager, Regulatory Compliance". And everyone goes WTF??? Basically I'm an internal compliance/cop to make certain that staff have the appropriate insurance sales licenses, pay a particular type of insurance tax on time and in general play by the rules. Working within the rules all day (or at least trying to) gets tiring so being able to come play here is such a relief valve from some of the stuffiness I encounter. It's actually more interesting (IMO) than it may sound as one particular area requires a lot of knowledge about arcane insurance regulations across ALL the states. I do have a spare helmet so no worry about bugs - that's exactly why I wear a full face helmet. I got nailed square on my very sunburned nose by a very large Dragonfly so ever since then I have a worn a full faced helmet.
Well then, it's official. Everyone here deals with a depth of knowledge over a very specialized field, except me. I'm the onion in the petunia patch. But then, I spice things up.
Nuh uh BB, Patricia already said she's a Schwinn girl. She likes a slow ride-
Roc, I cannot believe you got nailed by a dragonfly! I am having all sorts of fun mental pictures of us on your bike now!! Thank you my friend, I needed that big time.
Now don't get all huffed up again honeybuns, you know you're still TOP dog-
LFJ, I think you and I need to be the bread in the vampire sandwich-LOL!
Patricia, you will never be the onion-you have a depth of knowledge about everything that makes me yearn to read more. You DEFINITELY spice it all up, therefore, you are our jalepeno in the daisy patch-
I was hoping that YOU would show up at my door, w4g, and we drive over to Judes' for a raucous party with noise makers and cake washed down with a bottle of wine.
ReplyDeleteWe'd report the proceedings to longingforjake and Roc, of course.
Hey, Jude(s). I DID pile on Bibby. You may not have recognized my nom de plume. I got your back. Always.
ReplyDeletehey Tisha, be careful what u ask or hope for cause u might just get it!
ReplyDeletelfj, give us a clue. I don't have the stomach to wade through 740 comments of Rob and Kristen are 4EVER crap.
ReplyDeleteI know you got my back LFJ, I meant you didn't join in the motorcycle banter Friday, not that you didn't join in my AT victory-
ReplyDeleteI have Shafty on speed dial, shall I call the cow and have Roc pick her up on his red broomstick? We can have a mad hatter tea party with her tied to the middle of the table in honor of Jake's B-day!
Ugh, I took too many drugs, I'm so loopy I can't even make a decent joke-sorry all, I need a nap.
All I've got to say is that this has been a piss poor party. Happy birfday, Jake.
ReplyDeleteTT: It took me a bloody long time to find it; turns out, it was the day of the first comment by Judes. Are you aware that the Twihards are exchanging cookie recipes on the board -- WTH and WTF?
ReplyDelete"tiredofit Thu, Dec 16, 2010, 8:14 AM
Ted, what you said to Judes was brutally mean and crass. Whether you like it or not, a lot of us share her views. You have pimped so long for the Twi set, that you've become an industry joke. On no other site is the Twi mania so excessive, tolerated, or encouraged. You're a pathetic and worthless piece of crap."
sorry Tisha but Jakie's b-day party was taken over today by Chris Meloni (an SVU marathon) and my boy, Keanu (Pointe Blank & The Replacements). however, i did take a fast trip over to Starbucks and toasted Jake with a cup of expresso.
ReplyDeleteI just waded into 264 of the 740 comments on AT.
ReplyDeleteNOTES: two people posted their same statements over 20 times each, word for word. One person called bibby, Teddy Bear. Another girl wrote in for relationship advice describing her situation with her boyfriend in detail.
That's all I could take. I never got to the cookie recipes. I feel a bit dirty now and want to wash up. The smell of twi'dom is in the air and it stinks.
Cookie recipes, boy/girlfriend issues and of course, the inevitable nutjob that personally knows RP and KS. This just proves my, actually all of our, point. The vast majority of Twishits are children and children are fickle. Once they are done with something, they drop it like a lead rock and move on to the next great thing. You do have to give Summit credit, they took this giant piece of dog turd and turned it into a monsterous cult like, money making machine. I think Ted was so irked that I would dare question his hit producing top story because he hasn't stopped to think what he will do once it's over. The Twishits will flee at that point and Ted will be grasping to find the next big thing that will keep them around hitting his little site. I'm sure AT won't disappear, but it will no longer be the Twishit, mega hit producing site it once was. He has to know that by now.
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo, I went and got all long winded way too early in the morning. LFJ, I saw that post because it was early on, before the loons and their cookie recipes. Thank you again my dear.
It's a new day-we need a new subject and I got nuthin so far!
i gotta go to the AT and check out those cookie recipes!!! see ya all later - am pre-heating my oven as i type!
ReplyDeleteOh my, Jason. It's weird who does it for us, eh? Thanks, Judes! Now, we need a photo of him in "Moonlight" character with Alex! Break my female heart half in two.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, LFJ no longer means longingforjake, it means longingforjack.
lfj, so fickle.
ReplyDeletewtf? no thanks to me for posting the pic?
ReplyDeleteand speaking of fickled, it appears that 'ol Roc has deserted us again. maybe his "motorcyle" ran outta gas.
ReplyDeletethank you, wfg. (you are so needy)
ReplyDeleteRoc said he doesn't do the internet on weekends so he is not a techy. I suspect he might not have alot of access to a computer during the day. OR, he's busy riding over to Bibby's and trying to balance those chocolate silk pies...one from each of us.
defend him all u want TT...methinks i should perhaps disappear for awhile.
ReplyDeleteActually I'm such bad boy here at work. I sneak in here when I can and I ran a little late today because of a rain caused issue - I know, poor bay-bees; we get a little rain and we moan and groan over it. I still think we all should pile on my motorcycle and go see Bibs, give you all an excuse to come on out here! I do suggest waiting for the rain to stop though. Oh, NO apologies for our outlandish behavior on Friday....I did need a seriously cold shower after that. Instead I rode home in the rain (really) so that had to suffice.
ReplyDeletetsk, tsk, w4g. Don't go off in a funk. We all loves our waiting4godot here.
ReplyDeletehey Roc, did u read the posts from the last thread? ;-D
ReplyDeleteYes I did! I'm always up for abuse as I am perpetually rude, crude and socially unacceptable in my thoughts! Although in my defense I was just thinking "ladies first" when I stated the seating order.....
ReplyDeletewell, as i said in my e-mail to TT & Judes, i ain't sittin' on your "luggage rack"! ^-^
ReplyDeletealthough TT & Judes might not mind sitting on it, esp. if u promise them a "long ride". LOL
ReplyDeletebtw, bibby didn't post my e-mail to him...and i am devastated beyond belief.
ReplyDeleteWe can work on the seating arrangement - how about the handlebars??? That way you could be at the front of the pack or maybe TT or Judes would volunteer for that? Yes, I too am SO surprised that Bibsy didn't post your email. You'd think he would like a good blasting now and then to fire back over. Just can't please some people....
ReplyDeleteGood songs for Christmas:
ReplyDelete“2000 Miles” The Pretenders
“Thank God It’s Christmas” Freddie Mercury
“Happy Xmas (War is Over)” John Lennon or Sheryl Crow
“In the Bleak Mid-Winter” (anyone)
“Wintersong” Sarah McLachlan
“Panis Angelicus” Josh Groban or any operatic tenor
Thanx and a tip of my halo to TT and W4G for the pics! Now, we need one of Josef (Jason) feeding off Mick (Alex)-- arm or throat veins only please!
ReplyDeleteHey, whatever blows your skirt up!
i'd consider the handlebars Roc but only if u have a spare helmet...don't want to get bugs in my pearly whites.
ReplyDeletebtw Roc, if u don't mind me askin', what do u do for a living? no need to answer if u don't want to. we all respect privacy around here.
Had it wrong. It's Josef feeding Mick in the episode "Fated to Pretend."
ReplyDeleteI get a pay check (and believe me I'm VERY grateful in this day and age!) for my role as "Manager, Regulatory Compliance". And everyone goes WTF??? Basically I'm an internal compliance/cop to make certain that staff have the appropriate insurance sales licenses, pay a particular type of insurance tax on time and in general play by the rules. Working within the rules all day (or at least trying to) gets tiring so being able to come play here is such a relief valve from some of the stuffiness I encounter. It's actually more interesting (IMO) than it may sound as one particular area requires a lot of knowledge about arcane insurance regulations across ALL the states. I do have a spare helmet so no worry about bugs - that's exactly why I wear a full face helmet. I got nailed square on my very sunburned nose by a very large Dragonfly so ever since then I have a worn a full faced helmet.
ReplyDeleteWell then, it's official. Everyone here deals with a depth of knowledge over a very specialized field, except me. I'm the onion in the petunia patch. But then, I spice things up.
ReplyDeleteNuh uh BB, Patricia already said she's a Schwinn girl. She likes a slow ride-
ReplyDeleteRoc, I cannot believe you got nailed by a dragonfly! I am having all sorts of fun mental pictures of us on your bike now!! Thank you my friend, I needed that big time.
Now don't get all huffed up again honeybuns, you know you're still TOP dog-
LFJ, I think you and I need to be the bread in the vampire sandwich-LOL!
Patricia, you will never be the onion-you have a depth of knowledge about everything that makes me yearn to read more. You DEFINITELY spice it all up, therefore, you are our jalepeno in the daisy patch-
Judes:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZv1o1Zo9Is
Awesome LFJ! Been awhile since I saw that.
ReplyDeleteThanks!