This blog was named after a long lost blogger pal of mine. It was created so my other blogger pals and I from the Awful Truth can avoid the twitards and have meaningful and intelligent conversations.
WARNING: This is a Twilight, Paris Hilton, Lilo & Kardouchian free no zone. Any posts regarding the aforementioned will be promptly deleted and the poster will be blocked from making any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Reese Witherspoon Approves of "Really Sweet" Kristen Stewart
from the A.T. that's it...i've had it...am no longer going to defend that slut and will never, ever watch Legally Blond again!!!
I sent Bibby a message saying, "Of course she said that. I think you can predict what Reese will say on a promotional tour like you can predict what a programmed dolly would say when you pull its string."
just 5 comments on bibby's TL&T? evidently, not many people are watching his crap anymore. i didn't watch it but am just commenting cause i noticed the pitiful lack of comments. see what happens bibs when you rely on the twits for support?
Oh thank you Beloved Boss for removing the pic of that HIDEOUS Shaftarella...... That alone makes my day worth living.
Poor Bibby, what will he do after the last installment of Twishit is done? He has alienated most of his loyal readers by having daily Twigasms and blowing off everything else. I thought he was trying to redeem himself by bringing Toothy back to the forefront but that was very short lived. Now it seems he is just randomly vice-ing to try for more hits cuz the Twinuts are all in school during the day! I want a Hugh Jackman story. Or a Daniel Craig story. Or how about more Judas Jackoff and Dashed Dingle Dream? Bibby is PATHETIC lately.
(Note: If you still don't know the word we're referring to, you are far too young to be reading this blolum.) oh please bibby, the majority of your readers (esp. twitards) are 3rd graders...gimme a break.
stayed up late last nite to watch October Sky, one of Jake's earlier films which i had never seen. really good film. too bad Jake is becoming such a douche bag.
56. Patricia Wed, Dec 8, 2010, 7:44 AM Lea Michele is going to be a star? Isn't that what everyone said about Sarah Michelle Gellar? Despite the fact that she was the star of one of the most popular TV shows ever, and starred in two of the seminal teen flicks of the 90's, she's nowhere. Why? Because her talent didn't justify her 'tude. Lea, I see the future for you. It's called Scooby Doo.
i must disagree with u on this one Tisha. i think Lea has a wonderful voice...she reminds me of a young Barbara Streisand. she might not make it as a tv or movie star but there is still broadway. she was great in Spring Awakening.
"October Sky" was Jake's first starring role when he was just a kid in 1999. One of my all time favorite Jake movies. I think Chris Cooper as his father and Natalie Canerday as his mother provided just the right dose of stoicism to ground the film.
We will have to just agree to disagree about Lea, w4g. I think she has a good voice, but not outstanding. She shows very little emotion in her delivery, she just belts them out. Barbra S. has ALWAYS provided an emotional delivery of her songs coupled with an extraordinary voice.
Lea is too run of the mill to be a recording artist and lacks real acting talent to transition on the screen. I agree that she could transition to Broadway, but that's not a big enough career for her ego, IMO.
I did send Ted an email saying the same thing I said above. Sorry BB, I have to agree with Patricia about Lea-she's an ok singer but she's her own worst enemy. I think she has already black-balled herself with her diva attitude and ego. There is no other like Streisand. She can be an egomanic diva all she wants-that voice is fantabulous!! Like buttah anyone?!
Well, w4g, you certainly are fickle. And a perfect Reese fan, desperate to believe that down home wisdom crap. Here's a sample of her wisdom from an interview to promote her new flick:
Reese is currently dating Hollywood agent Jim Toth, and admits she has become wiser about romance as she has grown older. The beauty thinks flirting and pursuing potential suitors can be really enjoyable, and shouldn’t be taken too seriously during a person’s young, free and single days.
“Because boy is it fun, chasing boys - especially when you're young,” she laughed.
Reese recalled a moment when one of her pals explained to her how essential it is to realize when a man is attracted to you. The friend warned Reese it’s far more important to consider men who are chasing you, rather than wasting efforts on those who aren’t interested.
“You know, don't follow the guy you're chasing, look at the guy who's chasing you. I think that takes time, and sort of life experience to notice,” explained Reese.
Examiner.com- Reese's Lisa is annoying and almost makes you wish a different actress was playing her. Her scene with Tony Shalhoub in the shrink's office is painful to watch.
A critic friend with slightly dweeby, ComicCon-ish taste in films saw James L. Brooks' How Do You Know two days ago and is calling it "one of the most grueling experiences I've had this year...I seriously almost walked out but only stayed through the end because I knew that it was bad enough to make my year's worst list...it's this year's It's Complicated, only worse."
Jeff Wells- How Do You Know has some lines and little moments that work very nicely. It's not my idea of a disaster -- I can foresee a portion of the critics saying it's okay -- but my main impression was that of a very bizarre, strangely un-life-like film.
filmsforwomen.com- I’ve seen MANY MANY movies in my lifetime and I have never seen an onscreen couple display as little chemistry as that between Witherspoon and Wilson.
And the worst yet: THR has learned that the film, which centers on a love triangle, cost $120 million to make... One reason for the price tag is old-fashioned salaries for the pic’s talent: Reese Witherspoon ($15 million), Jack Nicholson ($12 million), Owen Wilson ($10 million) and Paul Rudd ($3 million) received their quotes, and Brooks will earn about $10 million plus backend for writing, producing and directing. That’s about $50 million for the major talent alone.
Ok, every time I see in print how much these people were paid my gag reflex kicks in. First, how did Coozebane get 15 million?? Second, how did she get more money than Jack Nicholson for crying out loud??!!?? Third, only 3 million for Paul Rudd?? Complete insult IMHO. Fourth and final-I am definitely in the wrong business.
PS - All of the early reviews on this movie have it "sucking big time". Hopefully, we won't have to put up with too many more horrid publicity inteviews from Coozebane/Shaftarella. I like her better when she's tucked up under her rock.
Oh Judes, Judes, Judes. Do you remember the endless interviews for "Four Christmases"? That pile of dog shit? If you can't act, you interview. The assault has just begun.
BTW, I saw her on David Letterman last night, my parents are sure I'm a fan, I'll bet. Anyway, it is shocking how awful she looks. Her legs are like bones with skin pulled over them and she had a roll of back fat (the scurge of aging) pushing up over the top of the sleeveless gown that we could see every time she turned. And whoever does her hair and makeup should look for work elsewhere.
Yes, I remember all too well! That really was a steaming pile of a movie, wasn't it? My favorite part of all the interviews was the "source" leak that Vince Vaughan really coulnd't stand Reese.
A little back titty to go with her muffin top, how befitting. I have a friend who calls it the window of doom-LOLOL!
can't believe i missed my honey Reese on tv last nite (gotta blame it on Keanu)...anybody have a link to where i can see the interview on-line? i wanna see me some back titty (how descriptive of you Judes)!!!
Neil Young is a god. I would listen to anything he sings. One of my favorites is, "Everybody Knows This is Nowhere." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP_10w3Csls
But the other day I was driving my granddaughter to the dentist and "Keep on Rockin in the Free World" came on: I see a woman in the night With a baby in her hand Under an old street light Near a garbage can Now she puts the kid away, and she's gone to get a hit She hates her life, and what she's done to it There's one more kid that will never go to school Never get to fall in love, never get to be cool.
"Never get to fall in love, never get to be cool" says so much in so few words.
But before I shut up, I have to offer this splendid piece of poetry
"Helpless" There is a town in north Ontario, With dream comfort memory to spare, And in my mind I still need a place to go, All my changes were there.
Blue, blue windows behind the stars, Yellow moon on the rise, Big birds flying across the sky, Throwing shadows on our eyes. Leave us
Helpless, helpless, helpless Baby can you hear me now? The chains are locked and tied across the door, Baby, sing with me somehow.
Blue, blue windows behind the stars, Yellow moon on the rise, Big birds flying across the sky, Throwing shadows on our eyes. Leave us
In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity I'm not inclined to resign to maturity If it's all right, then you're all wrong Why bounce around to the same damn song You'd rather run when you can't crawl
I know, you know, that I'm not telling the truth I know, you know, they just don't have any proof Embrace the deception, Lean how to bend Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end.
I know, you know I know, you know I know, you know I know, you know
now you lost me, lfj. you can be so mysteeerious. it's a gift.
How's the weather out there everyone? We have had rain all day here with dropping temperatures. By tomorrow there will be high winds, frigid temps, and lots of snow. A fucking blizzard...in December, yea gods.
Tisha, lfj was just reciting the names of the characters from Psych...evidently, u don't watch the show. it's cold down yonder here in the 'ol South...maybe a few snow flurries tomorrow but definitely rain.
RAIN?! You poor, poor thang. Think of me tomorrow morning trying to get home from my parents house over the ice and snow covered streets to take care of my pets.
I only have 3 words - OH HELL NO!
ReplyDeleteI sent Bibby a message saying, "Of course she said that. I think you can predict what Reese will say on a promotional tour like you can predict what a programmed dolly would say when you pull its string."
ReplyDeleteBTW, why is she still featured on your picture gallery, w4g?
ReplyDeleteYeah, why? She's atrocious.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess that's another thing we all have in common.
ReplyDeletenow u see her, now ya don't...
ReplyDeletefrom the AT trenches:
ReplyDelete6.
waiting4godot Tue, Dec 7, 2010, 8:19 PM
just 5 comments on bibby's TL&T? evidently, not many people are watching his crap anymore. i didn't watch it but am just commenting cause i noticed the pitiful lack of comments. see what happens bibs when you rely on the twits for support?
Oh thank you Beloved Boss for removing the pic of that HIDEOUS Shaftarella......
ReplyDeleteThat alone makes my day worth living.
Poor Bibby, what will he do after the last installment of Twishit is done? He has alienated most of his loyal readers by having daily Twigasms and blowing off everything else. I thought he was trying to redeem himself by bringing Toothy back to the forefront but that was very short lived. Now it seems he is just randomly vice-ing to try for more hits cuz the Twinuts are all in school during the day! I want a Hugh Jackman story. Or a Daniel Craig story. Or how about more Judas Jackoff and Dashed Dingle Dream? Bibby is PATHETIC lately.
from the AT trenches:
ReplyDelete8.
waiting4godot Wed, Dec 8, 2010, 7:42 AM
(Note: If you still don't know the word we're referring to, you are far too young to be reading this blolum.) oh please bibby, the majority of your readers (esp. twitards) are 3rd graders...gimme a break.
Judes, send Bibby an email telling him what you think.
ReplyDeletestayed up late last nite to watch October Sky, one of Jake's earlier films which i had never seen. really good film. too bad Jake is becoming such a douche bag.
ReplyDelete56. Patricia Wed, Dec 8, 2010, 7:44 AM
ReplyDeleteLea Michele is going to be a star? Isn't that what everyone said about Sarah Michelle Gellar? Despite the fact that she was the star of one of the most popular TV shows ever, and starred in two of the seminal teen flicks of the 90's, she's nowhere. Why? Because her talent didn't justify her 'tude. Lea, I see the future for you. It's called Scooby Doo.
i must disagree with u on this one Tisha. i think Lea has a wonderful voice...she reminds me of a young Barbara Streisand. she might not make it as a tv or movie star but there is still broadway. she was great in Spring Awakening.
"October Sky" was Jake's first starring role when he was just a kid in 1999. One of my all time favorite Jake movies. I think Chris Cooper as his father and Natalie Canerday as his mother provided just the right dose of stoicism to ground the film.
ReplyDeleteAnother favorite is "Moonlight Mile" from 2002.
We will have to just agree to disagree about Lea, w4g. I think she has a good voice, but not outstanding. She shows very little emotion in her delivery, she just belts them out. Barbra S. has ALWAYS provided an emotional delivery of her songs coupled with an extraordinary voice.
ReplyDeleteLea is too run of the mill to be a recording artist and lacks real acting talent to transition on the screen. I agree that she could transition to Broadway, but that's not a big enough career for her ego, IMO.
I did send Ted an email saying the same thing I said above.
ReplyDeleteSorry BB, I have to agree with Patricia about Lea-she's an ok singer but she's her own worst enemy. I think she has already black-balled herself with her diva attitude and ego.
There is no other like Streisand. She can be an egomanic diva all she wants-that voice is fantabulous!! Like buttah anyone?!
alright then, i'll just go back loving on Reese again. ;-D
ReplyDeleteWell, w4g, you certainly are fickle. And a perfect Reese fan, desperate to believe that down home wisdom crap. Here's a sample of her wisdom from an interview to promote her new flick:
ReplyDeleteReese is currently dating Hollywood agent Jim Toth, and admits she has become wiser about romance as she has grown older. The beauty thinks flirting and pursuing potential suitors can be really enjoyable, and shouldn’t be taken too seriously during a person’s young, free and single days.
“Because boy is it fun, chasing boys - especially when you're young,” she laughed.
Reese recalled a moment when one of her pals explained to her how essential it is to realize when a man is attracted to you. The friend warned Reese it’s far more important to consider men who are chasing you, rather than wasting efforts on those who aren’t interested.
“You know, don't follow the guy you're chasing, look at the guy who's chasing you. I think that takes time, and sort of life experience to notice,” explained Reese.
BTW, read the introductory comment on this thread, w4g.
ReplyDeleteliar, liar, pants on fire
i like chasing boys!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-D
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for that. I only chase easily winded men who wear glasses I can knock off. Truth.
ReplyDeleteHow Do You Know: early reviews
ReplyDeleteExaminer.com- Reese's Lisa is annoying and almost makes you wish a different actress was playing her. Her scene with Tony Shalhoub in the shrink's office is painful to watch.
A critic friend with slightly dweeby, ComicCon-ish taste in films saw James L. Brooks' How Do You Know two days ago and is calling it "one of the most grueling experiences I've had this year...I seriously almost walked out but only stayed through the end because I knew that it was bad enough to make my year's worst list...it's this year's It's Complicated, only worse."
Jeff Wells- How Do You Know has some lines and little moments that work very nicely. It's not my idea of a disaster -- I can foresee a portion of the critics saying it's okay -- but my main impression was that of a very bizarre, strangely un-life-like film.
filmsforwomen.com- I’ve seen MANY MANY movies in my lifetime and I have never seen an onscreen couple display as little chemistry as that between Witherspoon and Wilson.
And the worst yet: THR has learned that the film, which centers on a love triangle, cost $120 million to make... One reason for the price tag is old-fashioned salaries for the pic’s talent: Reese Witherspoon ($15 million), Jack Nicholson ($12 million), Owen Wilson ($10 million) and Paul Rudd ($3 million) received their quotes, and Brooks will earn about $10 million plus backend for writing, producing and directing. That’s about $50 million for the major talent alone.
Ok, every time I see in print how much these people were paid my gag reflex kicks in. First, how did Coozebane get 15 million?? Second, how did she get more money than Jack Nicholson for crying out loud??!!?? Third, only 3 million for Paul Rudd?? Complete insult IMHO.
ReplyDeleteFourth and final-I am definitely in the wrong business.
PS - All of the early reviews on this movie have it "sucking big time".
ReplyDeleteHopefully, we won't have to put up with too many more horrid publicity inteviews from Coozebane/Shaftarella.
I like her better when she's tucked up under her rock.
Oh Judes, Judes, Judes. Do you remember the endless interviews for "Four Christmases"? That pile of dog shit? If you can't act, you interview. The assault has just begun.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I saw her on David Letterman last night, my parents are sure I'm a fan, I'll bet. Anyway, it is shocking how awful she looks. Her legs are like bones with skin pulled over them and she had a roll of back fat (the scurge of aging) pushing up over the top of the sleeveless gown that we could see every time she turned. And whoever does her hair and makeup should look for work elsewhere.
Yes, I remember all too well! That really was a steaming pile of a movie, wasn't it? My favorite part of all the interviews was the "source" leak that Vince Vaughan really coulnd't stand Reese.
ReplyDeleteA little back titty to go with her muffin top, how befitting.
I have a friend who calls it the window of doom-LOLOL!
My amusement for the day: a video of Jimmy Fallon singing "Pants on the Ground" a la Neil Young:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hulu.com/watch/120690/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-neil-young---pants-on-the-ground
very funny lfj. oh Neil Young - takes me back to my 'ol college days. remember the song, Down by the River (I Shot My Baby)?
ReplyDeletecan't believe i missed my honey Reese on tv last nite (gotta blame it on Keanu)...anybody have a link to where i can see the interview on-line? i wanna see me some back titty (how descriptive of you Judes)!!!
ReplyDeletebtw lfj, u now have my e-mail address but have yet to give me the honor of sending me a personal e-mail...so wassup with that?!?
ReplyDeleteI always liked "Helpless, Helpless, Helpless" and "Heart of Gold."
ReplyDeleteRE: emails. I'm back at the murder business (after taking two weeks off) and scarce have time to read or write them. Sorry, W4G.
ReplyDeleteNeil Young is a god. I would listen to anything he sings. One of my favorites is, "Everybody Knows This is Nowhere." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP_10w3Csls
ReplyDeleteBut the other day I was driving my granddaughter to the dentist and "Keep on Rockin in the Free World" came on:
I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away,
and she's gone to get a hit
She hates her life,
and what she's done to it
There's one more kid
that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love,
never get to be cool.
"Never get to fall in love, never get to be cool" says so much in so few words.
But before I shut up, I have to offer this splendid piece of poetry
"Helpless"
There is a town in north Ontario,
With dream comfort memory to spare,
And in my mind
I still need a place to go,
All my changes were there.
Blue, blue windows behind the stars,
Yellow moon on the rise,
Big birds flying across the sky,
Throwing shadows on our eyes.
Leave us
Helpless, helpless, helpless
Baby can you hear me now?
The chains are locked
and tied across the door,
Baby, sing with me somehow.
Blue, blue windows behind the stars,
Yellow moon on the rise,
Big birds flying across the sky,
Throwing shadows on our eyes.
Leave us
Helpless, helpless, helpless.
Oh, yes! My favorite version of this is from the movie "The Last Waltz," a documentary about The Band.
ReplyDeletei kinda like the theme from Psych:
ReplyDeleteIn between the lines there's a lot of obscurity
I'm not inclined to resign to maturity
If it's all right, then you're all wrong
Why bounce around to the same damn song
You'd rather run when you can't crawl
I know, you know, that I'm not telling the truth
I know, you know, they just don't have any proof
Embrace the deception, Lean how to bend
Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end.
I know, you know
I know, you know
I know, you know
I know, you know
Shawn and Gus. Gus and Shawn. Violet and Sebastian. Sebastian and Violet.
ReplyDeletenow you lost me, lfj. you can be so mysteeerious. it's a gift.
ReplyDeleteHow's the weather out there everyone? We have had rain all day here with dropping temperatures. By tomorrow there will be high winds, frigid temps, and lots of snow. A fucking blizzard...in December, yea gods.
Tisha, lfj was just reciting the names of the characters from Psych...evidently, u don't watch the show. it's cold down yonder here in the 'ol South...maybe a few snow flurries tomorrow but definitely rain.
ReplyDeleteRAIN?! You poor, poor thang. Think of me tomorrow morning trying to get home from my parents house over the ice and snow covered streets to take care of my pets.
ReplyDelete