This blog was named after a long lost blogger pal of mine. It was created so my other blogger pals and I from the Awful Truth can avoid the twitards and have meaningful and intelligent conversations.
WARNING: This is a Twilight, Paris Hilton, Lilo & Kardouchian free no zone. Any posts regarding the aforementioned will be promptly deleted and the poster will be blocked from making any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
jake gyllenhaul aka toothy tile
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Taylor Swift is EW's Entertainer of the Year...
Jake must have seen this coming a mile away and said to himself, "I need me a new beard so why not this one?"
Taylor Swift is entertainer of the year in an alternative universe where you can still call yourself a singer, or indeed an entertainer, with very little talent other than a tall, skinny body and a voice with no range.
Lyrics from that great poet, Entertainer of the Year:
Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you Counting my footsteps praying the floor won't fall through again And my mother accused me of losing my mind But I swore I was fine
You paint me a blue sky and go back and turn it to rain And I lived in your chess game But you changed the rules everyday Wondering which version of you I might get on the phone Tonight Well I stopped picking up and this song is to let you know why
Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone Don't you think I was too young to be messed with The girl in the dress cried the whole way home I should've known
Well maybe it's me and my blind optimism to blame Or maybe it's you and your sick need to give love then take it away And you'll add my name to your long list of traitors who don't understand And I'll look back and regret how I ignored when they said Run as fast as you can
Am still sick, cannot believe what is cooking in my lungs. I am actually considering going to the doctor and for me that says ALOT. So in case I don't participate much again, here is my contribution fron Ted's BB's;
1. alice Fri, Dec 3, 2010, 4:13 AM
no robsten? whats even the point?
Judes Fri, Dec 3, 2010, 4:33 AM
Because #1, despite what you and your kind all think, the world DOES continue to turn without a Robsten story.
And by the way, the lead in email has the same tone that Patricia's did so I don't know why he didn't print her's instead.
"I don't know why he didn't print her's instead." Because he's a wimp. I did manage to get through to his email the other day to send the following: So Reese Witherspoon is in full film promo mode and has discussed her divorce (again) in an interview. She says that she read, laughed at, and COULD HAVE WRITTEN the book, "How to be Divorced by 30." Have you read the blurb on this book? "She knew that it was time for the relationship to end. So, like the hordes of others of her generation for whom starter marriages are as common as Louis Vuitton knock-offs and $5 Starbucks lattes, they got divorced." Starter marriages? Heelarious! This is a major bitchy step away from the cute and innocent persona she usually adopts. Do you think her fans will follow her in this direction?
For shame. W4G is a giant in the AT world. He's been here longer than any of us. He's being ironic. Do you know this word? Wish he posted more these days but he got tired of the twilighters. I miss him.
-now let's be honest, which one of my lovely ladies posted the above? btw, i couldn't find Rose's post - might it have been deleted?
Actually it does. I guess you didn't get the memo.
78. waiting4godot Fri, Dec 3, 2010, 7:55 AM
@#6: (Judes) what do u mean that the world continues to turn w/o a Robsten story?!? my lil twi-world has stopped completely and if we don't get another Robsten story soon, then can armageddon be far behind?!?
Teddy, don't you know that your fans are vast and vastly sarcastic? Somebody is pressing the report button at AT because I'm finding it hard to follow. I tried that the other day when the 'tards started taking over comments and NOT ONE was deleted.
i was being sarcastic Tisha...u should know me by now!
btw, the above-mentioned lyrics was about John Mayer, right? if so, why didn't she mention about the scat or the golden showers? i've heard he was into that...
Well, I was being sarcastic right back at you, Teddy.
Yeah, everyone says it's about John Mayer. But since she is supposed to still be a virgin, I think it's an attempt to be all big girl. Not there's anything wrong with being a virgin. Just not a professional virgin, if you know what a mean.
Hmmm . . . TT is willing to have a faux marriage but Priscilla Desert will never "tie the knot" with any "gay dude" she's dating? Looks like this relationship is doomed.
from one TT to another, TT, you are making yourself look pathetic.
All of us fans thought after Brokeback that he was continuing his pursuit of edgy roles. Instead he has morphed into some cutesy rom/com actor...with the exception of "Brothers" which just was a curious mixture of both edgy and rom/com and because of that didn't gel.
It's clear that Jake has been trying to be a **movie star**. In an interview he gave recently he has admitted that he would rather be remain a supporting actor than a lead. Maybe he's gotten a Reese Witherspoon antidote. BUT THAT ANTIDOTE SURE AIN'T TAYLOR SWIFT.
Taylor Swift is entertainer of the year in an alternative universe where you can still call yourself a singer, or indeed an entertainer, with very little talent other than a tall, skinny body and a voice with no range.
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaal is proving to be a total ass.
Lyrics from that great poet, Entertainer of the Year:
ReplyDeleteLong were the nights when my days once revolved around you
Counting my footsteps praying the floor won't fall through again
And my mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You paint me a blue sky and go back and turn it to rain
And I lived in your chess game
But you changed the rules everyday
Wondering which version of you I might get on the phone
Tonight
Well I stopped picking up and this song is to let you know why
Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home
I should've known
Well maybe it's me and my blind optimism to blame
Or maybe it's you and your sick need to give love then take it away
And you'll add my name to your long list of traitors who don't understand
And I'll look back and regret how I ignored when they said
Run as fast as you can
LOL! You guys are so right!
ReplyDeleteAm still sick, cannot believe what is cooking in my lungs. I am actually considering going to the doctor and for me that says ALOT. So in case I don't participate much again, here is my contribution fron Ted's BB's;
1.
alice Fri, Dec 3, 2010, 4:13 AM
no robsten? whats even the point?
Judes Fri, Dec 3, 2010, 4:33 AM
Because #1, despite what you and your kind all think, the world DOES continue to turn without a Robsten story.
And by the way, the lead in email has the same tone that Patricia's did so I don't know why he didn't print her's instead.
"I don't know why he didn't print her's instead." Because he's a wimp. I did manage to get through to his email the other day to send the following:
ReplyDeleteSo Reese Witherspoon is in full film promo mode and has discussed her divorce (again) in an interview. She says that she read, laughed at, and COULD HAVE WRITTEN the book, "How to be Divorced by 30." Have you read the blurb on this book? "She knew that it was time for the relationship to end. So, like the hordes of others of her generation for whom starter marriages are as common as Louis Vuitton knock-offs and $5 Starbucks lattes, they got divorced." Starter marriages? Heelarious! This is a major bitchy step away from the cute and innocent persona she usually adopts. Do you think her fans will follow her in this direction?
-Patricia
from the trenches of the AT:
ReplyDelete16.
to rose Fri, Dec 3, 2010, 7:45 AM
For shame. W4G is a giant in the AT world. He's been here longer than any of us. He's being ironic. Do you know this word? Wish he posted more these days but he got tired of the twilighters. I miss him.
-now let's be honest, which one of my lovely ladies posted the above? btw, i couldn't find Rose's post - might it have been deleted?
more from the AT trenches:
ReplyDelete8.
@6/Judes Fri, Dec 3, 2010, 5:09 AM
Actually it does. I guess you didn't get the memo.
78.
waiting4godot Fri, Dec 3, 2010, 7:55 AM
@#6: (Judes) what do u mean that the world continues to turn w/o a Robsten story?!? my lil twi-world has stopped completely and if we don't get another Robsten story soon, then can armageddon be far behind?!?
just one more from the trenches:
ReplyDelete17.
Giant who? Fri, Dec 3, 2010, 8:03 AM
@16 W4G is a giant, indeed, giant BULLY. Classless and ignorant.
- ok, now...which one of my lovely ladies posted this comment?!?
i's feelin' much better today - now Judes, you'd better get your sweet ass to the dr. pronto! and that's an order from your BB.
ReplyDeleteTeddy, don't you know that your fans are vast and vastly sarcastic? Somebody is pressing the report button at AT because I'm finding it hard to follow. I tried that the other day when the 'tards started taking over comments and NOT ONE was deleted.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that, w4g?
ReplyDeletewaiting4godot Fri, Dec 3, 2010, 8:25 AM
@17:i'd much prefer to be called a giant a s s hole.
i was being sarcastic Tisha...u should know me by now!
ReplyDeletebtw, the above-mentioned lyrics was about John Mayer, right? if so, why didn't she mention about the scat or the golden showers? i've heard he was into that...
Well, I was being sarcastic right back at you, Teddy.
ReplyDeleteYeah, everyone says it's about John Mayer. But since she is supposed to still be a virgin, I think it's an attempt to be all big girl. Not there's anything wrong with being a virgin. Just not a professional virgin, if you know what a mean.
Possible outcomes:
ReplyDeleteTS writes a song outing TT.
TS writes a song touting his studliness (on the orders of both their PR agents).
This is getting ugly and rather sick-making.
It may be sickening, but judging from her past, there's probably a song in there.
ReplyDeleteWHAT WAS JAKEY THINKING?!?
more from the AT trenches:
ReplyDelete21.
wating4godot Fri, Dec 3, 2010, 6:25 PM
i would take him over that sleaze ball Rob Pattison anytime...no contest!!!
23.
@21 Fri, Dec 3, 2010, 10:06 PM
Oh so you are waiting4god while posting on this board... you are such hypocrite!!!
25.
waiting4godot Sat, Dec 4, 2010, 7:33 AM
@23: so what's your problem? are u a twit who's flunking 3rd grade?
25.
waiting4godot Sat, Dec 4, 2010, 7:33 AM
@23: so what's your problem? are u a twit who's flunking 3rd grade?
.
ReplyDelete26.
@23 Sat, Dec 4, 2010, 7:39 AM
Why is waiting4godot a hypcrite? I don't understand. Please explain yourself or just don't make a comment.
From Bitch-Back:
ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
You are a multi-talentless bottom feeding media old bag. Retire now.
—Xrayspeks
Dear Hmm:
But then darling readers like yourself wouldn't be able to spew yourselves into frothing tizzies, so, nope.
Hmmm . . . TT is willing to have a faux marriage but Priscilla Desert will never "tie the knot" with any "gay dude" she's dating? Looks like this relationship is doomed.
ReplyDeletefrom one TT to another, TT, you are making yourself look pathetic.
ReplyDeleteAll of us fans thought after Brokeback that he was continuing his pursuit of edgy roles. Instead he has morphed into some cutesy rom/com actor...with the exception of "Brothers" which just was a curious mixture of both edgy and rom/com and because of that didn't gel.
It's clear that Jake has been trying to be a **movie star**. In an interview he gave recently he has admitted that he would rather be remain a supporting actor than a lead. Maybe he's gotten a Reese Witherspoon antidote. BUT THAT ANTIDOTE SURE AIN'T TAYLOR SWIFT.
I'm confused.
you're confused Tisha? another revelation comes to light! ;-D
ReplyDeletenot as confused as Toothy, obviously.
ReplyDelete